For the first time ever, the staff and volunteers at attrition.org reveal our "uber-intellect" and "inner workings" to you, the reader. We sometimes discuss information security, vulnerabilities, and world politics. Most of the time, we talk about gaming, ass sex, poor grammar, and chugging cock. Before we proceed, a few words of holiday cheer from us:
Jericho: This type of internal communication is privileged material, and should never be disclosed. This 'work in progress' violates Attrition regulations and federal law, and Lyger will feel the wrath of our legal team.
Strange: I know my wrath is around here SOMEPLACE.
Cancer Omega: I confess! The naughty girls get all the best stuff! Anyone who tells you different is trying to sell you something...and it's usually very expensive home appliances. But more importantly, if you wish to lead a happy, prosperous and fulfilled life, never sleep with anyone crazier than you.
Malvu: Hey everyone. An occasional email wouldn't hurt. If you need a friend or a shoulder to cry on (or even better, a GOOD spanking), let me know. Talk dirty to me and maybe I'll respond.. or better. Seems I've now at least tied a world record for anal insertions with computer parts... how big is your hard drive? *wink*
Mr. Zodiac: As chief council and the Richard Dean Anderson chair of Neurosurgery at attrition.org, I am hereby authorized to dispense this yule-tide subpoena and psychiatric advice: "The internet will consume your soul!
Lyger: Three things I want for the holidays:
1.) The ability to edit/chmod local.cf without fucking everything up.
2.) A Canadian. I hear they make great pets.
3.) More stuff shoved up my ass by Jericho. Still plenty of room in there.
asses everywhere, unite!
we're socially responsible
mock the pain
there is no explanation for this
oh, did i mention..
no, the other munge
you have been warned
the thread simply known as "42" (holiday special)moo moo buckaroo
get the rubber gloves
dr. phil lyger
don't drink and sign up
food for thought
a touching moment
isn't that blackmail?
longest.. thread.. ever.welcome to goodburger, home of the goodburger...
you have a difficult job
always happy to help
easy way to make new friends
best advice ever
jericho the savior
rock on garth
obvious is help answer we want
paging captain obvious
it's just a thriller
hey, we tried...dink... dink... dink...
we maintain cpa.state
long live form replies
searching for a month
the list of 'whats wrong' is long
small arms or hookers
third grade math
offerwe need a higher class of idiots
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Haiku, by Lucid
call me Leeroy Jenkins
for your age..
who gives a fuck.
refrain from AI or AOL jokes