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Chief Executive Officer - Simple Nomad
"NMRC is to the security industry what realdoll.com is to prostitution --
mechanical, legal, and expensive."
Executive Vice President - Grace Clovia Terre
"NMRC is like a sassy version of Foundstone, except we look awfully
goddamned good in black."
Chief Financial Officer - Sioda an Cailleach
"We are the Enron of security, except for the bankruptcy part."
Chief Operating Officer - hellNbak
"No fee is too large, and we plan to prove that."
Chief Hacking Officer - Russ Cooper
"I have always been an elite hacker. This move justifies every post I've
made to NTBugTraq."
Vice President, Consulting Division - Cask3t
"Consulting, like, you know, is really cool and stuff."
Vice President, Research and Development - Ring Zero
"Your bottom line is our bottom line."
Director, North America Operations (Consulting) - Phuzzy Logik
"Your company is full of holes. We are here to exploit them."
Director, European Operations (Consulting) - Inertia
"We love all of Europe. Even the fucking French."
Director, Pacific Rim Operations (Consulting) - Cyberiad
"You think a lot of Korean boxes are owned right now? Wait until we
are finished with them."
Director, Advanced Biomedical Developments (R&D) - Tanshiai
"We don't say if we could clone your IT department, we say when
."
Director, Advanced Robotics and AI (R&D) - Daaihliuh
"Even our IRC bots are more intelligent than your average MCSE. Which isn't
saying much, but you get the idea."
Director, Monkey and Dolphin Implants (R&D) - jrandom
"Controlling primates and intelligent marine life is the first logical step
to world domination. I mean, think about it."
Director, Weapons Development and T-Shirt/Mugs/Mousepads (R&D) - Weasel
"There is nothing like a biotech weapon with an NMRC logo on it. It just
says 'quality'."