[attrition] postal: SEO Engineer titles, aisle 5 (SEO Installment 2)

[lyger]

http://attrition.org/postal/z/seo/

Search Engine Optimization (SEO), link exchange requests, increasing 
adwords... sure, they can be a legitimate business. However, that service 
is completely tarnished by the mouth-breathing morons that spam their crap 
out blindly, not realizing that offering a link exchange between a 
security site and a washing machine site may NOT be the perfect fit they 
think. After receiving enough of their crap and quickly sending it to 
/dev/null, we started replying. To make it more amusing for you, we 
borrowed the Despair.com poster generator and added targeted graphics to 
the pages below.

never got the hookers or blow

not enough sarcasm

or VIC-20s

we should have kept that domain

or a three-way?

llama semen

4.5 years later...

with a cherry on top

a fair trade

french fried pertaters