Search Engine Optimization (SEO), link exchange requests, increasing adwords... sure, they can be a legitimate business. However, that service is completely tarnished by the mouth-breathing morons that spam their crap out blindly, not realizing that offering a link exchange between a security site and a washing machine site may NOT be the perfect fit they think. After receiving enough of their crap and quickly sending it to /dev/null, we started replying. To make it more amusing for you, we borrowed the Despair.com poster generator and added targeted graphics to the pages below.SEO Engineer titles, aisle 5
never got the hookers or blow
not enough sarcasm
we should have kept that domain
or a three-way?
4.5 years later...
with a cherry on top
a fair trade
french fried pertatersGet Your SEO On
read the sites you send crap to
the brightest the internets has to offer
your business model is sound. no, really.
we're fully optimized already
we still think she's a hooker
we've killed for less
we'll take "fuck", "off", and "die" please
we know how you roll
quaint, but a tad outdated
do we look like we need your crap?