[attrition] City Park has been terrorized

[Lazlo]

attention squirrel lovers! Denver City Park has been sufficiently 
terrorized. dominance established, lady squirrels ravaged.

help me celebrate by toasting the holidays and general squirrel 
awesomeness! oh, and buy my flask you heathen, you know it's the only hope 
in hell you have of making it through this season with that shred of 
sanity you have left...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260522888618

ten percent of proceeds go to helping ensure i am the only one 'abusing' 
animals if you catch my drift! the rest goes to ensure the staff are 
bombed enough to keep updating web pages and making asses of themselves on 
twitter. what losers.

Lazlo