[attrition] rant: We're baaaaaaaack....

[lyger]

http://attrition.org/news/content/07-08-06.001.html

Mon Aug 06 17:45:22 EDT 2007
Lyger and Jericho

So, we're sitting at the Shadow Bar in Caesar's Palace last Wednesday 
night, enjoying foo-foo Vegas drinks and quality b00bz, when someone walks 
by our table, hand over mouth, looking at us, pointing and snickering. 
Another walks up, leans over to us and cryptically says "pretty in pink?", 
and then walks away. Sensing something might be wrong at the ranch, Lyger 
fires up Midpssh on the Crackberry and checks in. Box looks normal, load 
average good. Using the Crackberry browser, we see differently:

When the cats are away, the mice will play

Normally, we would have jumped right in, locked out d2d's account, flipped 
the CSS back to the usual black and red, and called it a night. After all, 
this IS attrition, and we can't have any tomfoolery going on here. Not us. 
Always dead serious and down to business. But in this case, we said this: 
"just remember that the simple minded are easily amused." So we let d2d, 
which actually stands for "dick-2-dick" (his favorite pasttime), have his 
fun. The only reason Carlos Mencia says "DEE DEE DEE" is because he was 
afraid about copyright infringement if he says "DEE TWO DEE", which was 
clearly his original intent.

Just to make d2d jealous, here are a few things we did in Vegas that he 
TOTALLY missed out on:

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