So we're sitting at the Shadow Bar in Caesar's Palace last Wednesday night, enjoying foo-foo Vegas drinks and quality b00bz, when someone walks by our table, hand over mouth, looking at us, pointing and snickering. Another walks up, leans over to us and cryptically says "pretty in pink?", and then walks away. Sensing something might be wrong at the ranch, Lyger fires up Midpssh on the Crackberry and checks in. Box looks normal, load average good. Using the Crackberry browser, we see differently:
When the cats are away, the mice will play
Normally, we would have jumped right in, locked out d2d's account, flipped the CSS back to the usual black and red, and called it a night. After all, this IS attrition, and we can't have any tomfoolery going on here. Not us. Always dead serious and down to business. But in this case, we said this: "just remember that the simple minded are easily amused." So we let d2d, which actually stands for "dick-2-dick" (his favorite pasttime), have his fun. The only reason Carlos Mencia says "DEE DEE DEE" is because he was afraid about copyright infringement if he says "DEE TWO DEE", which was clearly his original intent.
Just to make d2d jealous, here are a few things we did in Vegas that he TOTALLY missed out on:
So our little Flounder sat around, bored, and made a few changes to attrition.org. CUTE! SHARP! SPUNKY! (that's his other nickname around here, and it refers to his nightly "facial treatment", if you get our drift). We won't add any extra graphics to prove our point. Let's just say that in the 13.78245 seconds it took d2d to make attrition pink, he could have, and SHOULD HAVE, been writing some super-awesome log-fagging scripts for us to use when we watch something like this fly by:
"GET /misc/ee/law/knock_and_announce-fourth_amendment_standard HTTP/1.0" 200 19540
"Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; DI60SP1001)"
Anyway, being in Las Vegas for Black Hat and Defcon was a good time. Nice to see old friends and make new ones (they're called "margaritas"), Thanks to all who stepped up to say hi, and thanks to d2d for holding down the fort for a few days, even though it's going to cost him his anal cherry the next time we see him...
... which should be right around this time next year. Now accepting 12" black dildo donations. Jerk.