From: jericho (jericho-attrition.org)
To: Keith@netregistry.com.au
Cc: webmaster-attrition.org
Date: Fri, 14 Nov 2014 01:09:18 -0600 (CST)
Subject: FWD: Link Removal Request (FROM: Keith@netregistry.com.au)


: We recently reviewed all the links pointing to the Netregistry website,
: and found that you currently have link/s to us on your website,
: mail.attrition.org.
:
: While we appreciate your support, our online marketing team has
: requested that the links listed below be removed if possible, as they no
: longer comply with the guidelines set out by the various search engines.
:
: The page/s of your website that we found links on are:
: http://mail.attrition.org/mirror/attrition/au.html
:
: We appreciate your time in reviewing this. Please don't hesitate to
: contact us if you have any problems locating the links.

Oh Keith...

First, you are being deceptive in the reason for your mail. I am happy to
forward this on to Google without a further word if you would like.
Because that is why you are mailing.. if not Google, another provider that
is following in their footsteps.

Second, you are blatantly transparent. By that I mean ignorant. Read on...

Third, your method of contacting us, via form letter, is the same mindset
that got you into the trouble you are in. SEO bullshit is bad, all around.
The whole 'automated' thing is why you are in this mess. Sending US an
automated mail is proof of that, and begs us to work against you.

Fourth, if you don't reply in 24 hours, personally, without a form letter,
I will make sure that the few dozen domains I own (most 15 years old,
which Google ranks highly) all point to you in a very blatant manner as to
suggest you are further encouraging "SEO" bullshit.

Fifth, I don't give a shit if Google indexes my domains. Do you?

Good luck, time is ticking.

- jericho

From: jericho (jericho-attrition.org)
To: Keith@netregistry.com.au
Cc: Heathens (staff@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 12:04:51 -0600 (CST)
Subject: quit spamming us dipshit

Contacting us through our registry alias over and over with the same form letter will NOT get things changed, at all.

We are not removing the links in place because you are a fucking idiot.

From: Lyger (lyger-attrition.org)
To: jericho (jericho-attrition.org)
Cc: Keith@netregistry.com.au, Heathens (staff-attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 12:25:47 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: quit spamming us dipshit

Who's a fucking idiot?  This Keith guy?  Well... yeah.  I mean, I don't
even know what this is really all about since none of the previous emails
were quoted, but if you say he's a fucking idiot, then yessir, I agree, he
must be a fucking idiot.

Who are we talking about again?

Oh.  Keith, the fucking idiot.  I remember now.

Yeah.  Idiot.  Keith.  Fuck 'em.

On Sat, 15 Nov 2014, jericho wrote:

:  Contacting us through our registry alias over and over with the same form
:  letter will NOT get things changed, at all.
:
:  We are not removing the links in place because you are a fucking idiot.

From: jericho (jericho-attrition.org)
To: Keith@netregistry.com.au
Cc: Heathens (staff-attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 17:45:56 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: quit spamming us dipshit

you sent two more mails after this. so let's review...

you send one mail, I reply promptly saying the links are legitimate and we
wouldn't remove them. you wait a few days and send SIX more mails to the
same domain registry address, and not an address on this box.

yep, we changed our minds, we're here to help you:

http://attrition.org/misc/ee/SEO_SEO_SEO_ALL_THE_TIME.html

stop sending mails or pages like that go up on more domains.

On Sat, 15 Nov 2014, jericho wrote:

: Contacting us through our registry alias over and over with the same form
: letter will NOT get things changed, at all.
:
: We are not removing the links in place because you are a fucking idiot.

From: Lyger (lyger-attrition.org)
To: jericho (jericho-attrition.org)
Cc: Keith@netregistry.com.au, Heathens (staff-attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 20:46:00 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: quit spamming us dipshit


Somehow, I feel like I should translate this into Aussie:

"Oy, please quit spamming us, root off, 'n' have a nice day."

^^ Beaut effort, yea?

On Sat, 15 Nov 2014, jericho wrote:

:  you sent two more mails after this. so let's review...
:
:  you send one mail, I reply promptly saying the links are legitimate and we
:  wouldn't remove them. you wait a few days and send SIX more mails to the
:  same domain registry address, and not an address on this box.
:
:  yep, we changed our minds, we're here to help you:
:
:  http://attrition.org/misc/ee/SEO_SEO_SEO_ALL_THE_TIME.html
:
:  stop sending mails or pages like that go up on more domains.

From: Lyger (lyger-attrition.org)
To: jericho (jericho-attrition.org)
Cc: Keith@netregistry.com.au, Heathens (staff-attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 20:52:47 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: quit spamming us dipshit


Of course, spamming is one thing.  When people send us a metric shit-ton
of emails, without concern or care for who we are or making a direct
*personal* connection, that's really annoying.

The other thing is that since Keith emailed us first, and wanted to
*appear* to make a connection, then us replying to him can't really be
considered spam since he opened up the lines of communication first,
right?  I mean, if you call me on the telephone (ON THE TELEPHONE?), and I
call you back, no problem.  If you call me on the telephone a LOT, and I
call you back A LOT MORE, then either I'm just being responsive,
communicative, or just a FUCKING FRIENDLY GUY.

I like to be friendly, especially to Aussies, because they're
misunderstood, the bunch of goofy bastards.  I mean, the whole country was
born of criminals and cunts, so I guess we can't blame Keith for his bad
breeding or bad judgement.  Well, yeah, we can, but who gives a fuck about
Keith?  I'm pretty sure he'll be tired of reading mails from me at some
point, so............

On Sat, 15 Nov 2014, Lyger wrote:

:  Somehow, I feel like I should translate this into Aussie:
:
:  "Oy, please quit spamming us, root off, 'n' have a nice day."
:
:  ^^ Beaut effort, yea?
:
:  On Sat, 15 Nov 2014, jericho wrote:
:
:  :  you sent two more mails after this. so let's review...
:  :
:  :  you send one mail, I reply promptly saying the links are legitimate and we
:  :  wouldn't remove them. you wait a few days and send SIX more mails to the
:  :  same domain registry address, and not an address on this box.
:  :
:  :  yep, we changed our minds, we're here to help you:
:  :
:  :  http://attrition.org/misc/ee/SEO_SEO_SEO_ALL_THE_TIME.html
:  :
:  :  stop sending mails or pages like that go up on more domains.
:  :
:  :  On Sat, 15 Nov 2014, jericho wrote:
:  :
:  :  :
:  :  : Contacting us through our registry alias over and over with the same form
:  :  : letter will NOT get things changed, at all.
:  :  :
:  :  : We are not removing the links in place because you are a fucking idiot.

From: Lyger (lyger-attrition.org)
To: jericho (jericho-attrition.org)
Cc: Keith@netregistry.com.au, Heathens (staff-attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 20:58:18 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: quit spamming us dipshit


..... so as I was saying, Keith is probably really really really really
tired of reading my shit.  I know I am, but here I am, typing typing
typing typing like a retarded little monkey (was re: Shakespeare and
monkeys).  So, hey...Keith...stop.

Just stop, man.  Like your mom, I can go ALL NIGHT LONG (and trust me,
even if she's like 76 years old, I'd still hit that shit like it owed me
money), so quit mailing us.  Better yet, email us a *personal* apology,
not one of your form letter things, but a *really sincere* email.  Just
you and us, bro.  Just say "hey, I fucked up, sorry mates", and we're
done.  Promise.

Ball's in your court, Keith.  We'll just keep on........

On Sat, 15 Nov 2014, Lyger wrote:

:  Of course, spamming is one thing.  When people send us a metric shit-ton
:  of emails, without concern or care for who we are or making a direct
:  *personal* connection, that's really annoying.
:
:  The other thing is that since Keith emailed us first, and wanted to
:  *appear* to make a connection, then us replying to him can't really be
:  considered spam since he opened up the lines of communication first,
:  right?  I mean, if you call me on the telephone (ON THE TELEPHONE?), and I
:  call you back, no problem.  If you call me on the telephone a LOT, and I
:  call you back A LOT MORE, then either I'm just being responsive,
:  communicative, or just a FUCKING FRIENDLY GUY.
:
:  [SNIP]

From: Lyger (lyger-attrition.org)
To: jericho (jericho-attrition.org)
Cc: Keith@netregistry.com.au, Heathens (staff-attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 21:03:53 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: quit spamming us dipshit


..... sending you emails and top-posting them all, which is FAR better
than the bottom-post shit that Jericho does.  I know, I know, you may say
"well, Jericho probably likes being on bottom" (which I won't disagree
with, but can't say for sure since I have no personal knowledge of his
preferences), but hey man, let's just call this a night for now.

Send an apology.  An honest one.  No harm, no foul, but I promise you that
we (I) can keep this shit up far longer than you can, far *better* than
you can, and I'm really a nice guy but you know how your mom (the one I
fucked) used to say "watch out for the quiet ones"?

I'm the quiet one, motherfucker.

Your.  Fucking.  Ball.

On Sat, 15 Nov 2014, Lyger wrote:

:  ..... so as I was saying, Keith is probably really really really really
:  tired of reading my shit.  I know I am, but here I am, typing typing
:  typing typing like a retarded little monkey (was re: Shakespeare and
:  monkeys).  So, hey...Keith...stop.
:
:  Just stop, man.  Like your mom, I can go ALL NIGHT LONG (and trust me,
:  even if she's like 76 years old, I'd still hit that shit like it owed me
:  money), so quit mailing us.  Better yet, email us a *personal* apology,
:  not one of your form letter things, but a *really sincere* email.  Just
:  you and us, bro.  Just say "hey, I fucked up, sorry mates", and we're
:  done.  Promise.
:
:  Ball's in your court, Keith.  We'll just keep on........

From: Lyger (lyger-attrition.org)
To: jericho (jericho-attrition.org)
Cc: Keith@netregistry.com.au, Heathens (staff-attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 21:12:36 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: quit spamming us dipshit


Keith,

Hi.

Love,
Lyger

On Sat, 15 Nov 2014, Lyger wrote:

:  ..... sending you emails and top-posting them all, which is FAR better
:  than the bottom-post shit that Jericho does.  I know, I know, you may say
:  "well, Jericho probably likes being on bottom" (which I won't disagree
:  with, but can't say for sure since I have no personal knowledge of his
:  preferences), but hey man, let's just call this a night for now.
:
:  Send an apology.  An honest one.  No harm, no foul, but I promise you that
:  we (I) can keep this shit up far longer than you can, far *better* than
:  you can, and I'm really a nice guy but you know how your mom (the one I
:  fucked) used to say "watch out for the quiet ones"?
:
:  I'm the quiet one, motherfucker.
:
:  Your.  Fucking.  Ball.

From: jericho (jericho-attrition.org)
To: Lyger (lyger-attrition.org)
Cc: Keith@netregistry.com.au, Heathens (staff-attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 21:14:14 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: quit spamming us dipshit

Lyger,

Question: is calling him a 'roo fucker or criminal still allowed? Or are
they not fresh and hip?

Sincerely,
jericho

On Sat, 15 Nov 2014, Lyger wrote:

: Keith,
:
: Hi.
:
: Love,
: Lyger

From: Lyger (lyger-attrition.org)
To: Keith@netregistry.com.au
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho-attrition.org), Heathens (staff-attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 21:15:32 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: quit spamming us dipshit


Well, damn.  Here all this time I was sending mails to Jericho with Keith
in the CC.  Well, fuck Keith's ass.  I got that fixed now.

SORRY BUDDY.  YOU'RE IN MY TO: FOLDER FOR LIFE NOW!

love you keithman.  never surrender, never doubt.

you fucking whore.  that's all you are.


On Sat, 15 Nov 2014, Lyger wrote:

:
:  Keith,
:
:  Hi.
:
:  Love,
:  Lyger

From: jericho (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: 'roo fucker , Heathens (staff@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 21:16:28 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: quit spamming us dipshit

On Sat, 15 Nov 2014, Lyger wrote:

: Well, damn.  Here all this time I was sending mails to Jericho with
: Keith in the CC.  Well, fuck Keith's ass.  I got that fixed now.
:
: SORRY BUDDY.  YOU'RE IN MY TO: FOLDER FOR LIFE NOW!
:
: love you keithman.  never surrender, never doubt.
:
: you fucking whore.  that's all you are.

And you never answered my question, so I went formal in my CC.

jericho

From: Lyger (lyger-attrition.org)
To: jericho (jericho-attrition.org)
Cc: Keith@netregistry.com.au, Heathens (staff-attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 21:18:51 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: quit spamming us dipshit


Jericho,

RESPONSE INLINE!

On Sat, 15 Nov 2014, jericho wrote:

:
:  Lyger,

yesssss?


:  Question: is calling him a 'roo fucker or criminal still allowed? Or are
:  they not fresh and hip?

allowed, sure.  who gives a fuck about fresh and hip?  at some point, hip
and trendy will give you the cancer, which is the only reason i'm still
alive.  BARELY, but hey, chug a cock for jesus doesn't work for me so
much.  it might for keith though.


:  Sincerely,
:  jericho

back atcha, eskimo brother.

hey... have we ever fucked the same chick?  i don't think so, but we never
talked about it.  maybe keith's mom?

From: Lyger (lyger-attrition.org)
To: jericho (jericho-attrition.org)
Cc: 'roo fucker , Heathens (staff-attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 21:19:38 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: quit spamming us dipshit

QUIT YOUR GODDAMNED BOTTOM-POSTING, YOU THINK IT'S COOL, IT'S NOT.  NOT
SINCE 1998.  GROW THE FUCK UP.

On Sat, 15 Nov 2014, jericho wrote:

:  On Sat, 15 Nov 2014, Lyger wrote:
:
:  : Well, damn.  Here all this time I was sending mails to Jericho with
:  : Keith in the CC.  Well, fuck Keith's ass.  I got that fixed now.
:  :
:  : SORRY BUDDY.  YOU'RE IN MY TO: FOLDER FOR LIFE NOW!
:  :
:  : love you keithman.  never surrender, never doubt.
:  :
:  : you fucking whore.  that's all you are.
:
:  And you never answered my question, so I went formal in my CC.
:
:  jericho

From: jericho (jericho-attrition.org)
To: Lyger (lyger-attrition.org)
Cc: 'roo fucker , Heathens (staff-attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 21:25:56 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: quit spamming us dipshit


On Sat, 15 Nov 2014, Lyger wrote:

: QUIT YOUR GODDAMNED BOTTOM-POSTING, YOU THINK IT'S COOL, IT'S NOT.  NOT
: SINCE 1998.  GROW THE FUCK UP.

Sorry! Will work on fixing that.

OH FUCK

From: Lyger (lyger-attrition.org)
To: jericho (jericho-attrition.org)
Cc: 'roo fucker , Heathens (staff-attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 21:28:27 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: quit spamming us dipshit

YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

oh, sorry Keith.  well, man, you started this shit, so strap in.  you're
NOT getting off (unless your mom does it for you)

On Sat, 15 Nov 2014, jericho wrote:

:  On Sat, 15 Nov 2014, Lyger wrote:
:
:  : QUIT YOUR GODDAMNED BOTTOM-POSTING, YOU THINK IT'S COOL, IT'S NOT.  NOT
:  : SINCE 1998.  GROW THE FUCK UP.
:
:  Sorry! Will work on fixing that.
:
:  OH FUCK

From: jericho (jericho-attrition.org)
To: 'roo fucker 
Cc: Heathens (staff-attrition.org)
Date: Sun, 16 Nov 2014 00:20:42 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: quit spamming us dipshit

Keith,

https://twitter.com/WhatTheFFacts/status/533863547336671232

Is that true?!

jericho


On Sat, 15 Nov 2014, jericho wrote:

: On Sat, 15 Nov 2014, Lyger wrote:
:
: : QUIT YOUR GODDAMNED BOTTOM-POSTING, YOU THINK IT'S COOL, IT'S NOT.  NOT
: : SINCE 1998.  GROW THE FUCK UP.
:
: Sorry! Will work on fixing that.
:
: OH FUCK

From: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid-attrition.org)
To: jericho (jericho-attrition.org)
Cc: 'roo fucker , Heathens (staff-attrition.org)
Date: Thu, 4 Dec 2014 14:43:39 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: quit spamming us dipshit

That's actually incorrect, in truth, the Australian military *fucked* and *loved* in an *orgy* with a flock of emus.

Jesus H Christ... get your history straight.

On Sun, 16 Nov 2014, jericho wrote:

: Keith,
:
: https://twitter.com/WhatTheFFacts/status/533863547336671232
:
: Is that true?!
:
: jericho