[attrition] Fantasy Football. Yes, we said that.

[Lyger]

Last year, some of us in attrition-land actually participated in a 10-team 
Yahoo fantasy football league.  It was fun and free, and as far as we can 
tell nobody was too terribly offended at the message board.  The thing 
that we were offended at is that Jericho, who doesn't even *like* 
football, somehow made the playoffs and finished third overall.  So... we 
kicked him out for 2013 and now need a replacement.

We are seeking one (1) perfect team manager to fill Jericho's spot.  In 50 
words or less, please reply directly to me (lyger at attrition.org) why you 
would want to be in this year's league, how you can take online abuse on a 
weekly basis, and what you can bring to the table to make this year's 
league a full plate and table of awesomeness.

First come, first serve, and we reserve the right to deny applicants who 
may cry when Mrs. Lyger drafts Tim Tebow before they get the chance to do 
so.  No, really...  anyway...