[attrition] contest: Mascot named. Meet...

[lyger]

http://attrition.org/news/content/09-11-23.001.html

Almost a month ago, those slack ass bastards that call themselves 
attrition staff figured I need a name. They got a lot of feedback from you 
worthless lot of heathens and failed to name me. Drunken indecision led to 
more procrastination and there I was, stuck in hell, still needing a name.

Well, now I have one. Finally... FINALLY, they put their drinks down, put 
away the blow, and stuffed the hookers into the trunks of their cars so I 
don't feel like a major unnamed DOUCHEBAG with no identity of my own and 
no real reason to exist (like Lyger). I have a name, thanks to you people 
who actually care about me, and not those staff jerks who sat on this 
(*COUGH* among other things *COUGH*) for a few weeks.

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