[attrition] News: The Buy Lyger a New Mattress Fund

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http://attrition.org/news/content/blanfm.html

Lyger is an attrition.org staff member. Like many staff members, he 
occasionally sleeps. The duration of sleep varies greatly, though tends to 
be lower than average. Unfortunately for Lyger, he is forced to sleep on 
this 20 year old flee-infested semen sponge every night:

I wouldn't let my neighbors cat sleep on something like this, but somehow 
we've allowed our beloved staff member to writhe in this pile for clearly 
10 years too long. In fact, if I knew something like this was on my block, 
I'd move. Looking at this picture gives the rest of us nightmares, and 
somehow he is forced to actually lie down on this thing. We'd opt for the 
bathtub first -- in a cheap mexican brothel.

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