[attrition] Box of Shit, the Revenge

[security curmudgeon]

http://attrition.org/news/content/08-02-15.001.html

Box of Shit, the Revenge
Fri Feb 15 03:30:49 EST 2008
jericho at attrition.org

First, I need to defend myself here after the unfair and ungrateful D2D 
blasted my shower of kindness in the form of a box of shit. D2D does many 
things around here, most notably send ascii drawings of male genetalia, 
randomly kill -HUP the web server to make Lyger ask "why did the server 
crash earlier" and send inappropriate instant messages after a heavy night 
of drinking rubbing alchohol. Once in a while, he also pretends to be a 
developer for the OSVDB.org project. By that I mean he acts like a Ruby on 
Rails Evangelist, constantly saying how it is superior to SNOBOL and PHP. 
He may be right there though.

It's for this last thing that I opted to send him a cherished box of shit, 
to reward him for fixing a bug I opened up seven months ago. After fixing 
the typo on a web page, he closed the ticket and sent me 69 copies of the 
ascii version of goatse.cx image. What an ass! Despite this virtual abuse, 
a box of shit was sent out priority mail. He received and promptly blogged 
(fag) about it, suggesting my generous gifts were a slight of some kind.

Shortly after this, Lyger decides to betray my generosity by posting his 
rant about the box of shit I sent to him. Before you read that hurtful 
link in detail, take note that he carries around a Crackberry (fag) like 
the good little metrosexual he is. On top of the wonderful stuff, I 
accidentally sent him the Ansel Adams books that were meant for my 
color-blind friend in Juarez.

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