[attrition] postal: The Return of the Midget Terr'ists

[lyger]

http://attrition.org/postal/logs/2007/logs.004.html

Attrition Web Logs: The Return of the Midget Terr'ists
Fri Mar 16 22:01:55 EDT 2007
nepen

UPDATE: I apologise for the long time it has taken me to update, but I was 
busy doing my civilian duty, fighting terr'ists. I mentioned in the last 
Log Postal installment that the Department of Homeland Security was 
investigating a new terr'ist sect operating in the United States. After 
gathering the necessary intel, the DHS has passed the task on to the US 
military, who are hard on the tracks of these midget masterminds. The Navy 
have been given the particular task of hunting down the women of this 
dangerous group. I was somewhat worried by what I thought were CAPS OF 
FRUSTRATION, but I have been duly assured that they are the other kind of 
caps: The CAPS OF SERIOUS BUSINESS. You can be sure the Navy is treating 
these midget terr'ists as just that.

gate12-norfolk.nmci.navy.mil - - [19/Oct/2006:14:11:03 -0400] "GET 
/postal/logs/2006/logs.003.html HTTP/1.0" 200 16246 
"http://www.google.com/search?q=MIDGET+WOMEN&hl=en&lr=&start=30&sa=N"
"Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; T312461; .NET CLR 
1.1.4322; InfoPath.1)"

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