How could I resist?
You get yer basic mail correcting you on some fact, adding some tidbits or
a different side to the story. Some have taken great pains to educate me about
things I had up "wrong" or add helpful info (like some of the Mad
Cow stuff and the $5,000 Tropical Fish story) so I put their name on that
page with a "thank you" because without them it just would have
been more NetBabble. They took the time to add things from their personal
knowledge that's invaluable to me and THAT is a gift. I get mail from scientists,
military people, archeologists, morticians, forensic pathologists, Professors
of things I can't even pronounce, bug, fish, animal, air, sea, gravity, Mayan
experts. People from NASA and NORAD who hate their guts. Retired DOD guys.
Housewives in Ohio with 7 kids. People who tell me they talk to beings on
Zork at 6pm every night. Regular and not so regular, nice as hell intelligent,
interesting people, and I love that. You're allowed to say, "Hmm...dunno
about that." because I do, too. That's why the site isn't plastered with
fake ghost photos, pie-dish UFO photos, and whatever Richard Hoagland decided
he saw on Mars this week so he can make his Porsche payment.
Then you get mail from the Great Unwashed. The web-footed
inbreeds. The slack-jawed mouth-breathers. I used to write back to them, too,
but they don't really want to have a constructive discussion, especially when
they see I can be a bigger asshole than they are. That's no fun for them.
I merely suggest that if they go pick up a book and stop playing Tomb Raider
in Mom's Basement now and then, they will find the same information I do.
Or if they actually take their medication or GO to those court-ordered
Anger Management Classes, they'd find better things to do than bitch out total
strangers on the internet in BOLD
72 PT FONT!!! LIKE! THIS!
FOR!!SIX!! PAGES!!!!
(See how nice I am to them? Yet all I get is more grief. I
just don't get it).
I thought I'd post some of them here with the answers, for your enjoyment. If the little snots want to bother to check back to read it, they know where to go. For your viewing pleasure...from my mail to yours, some of my my hate mail, unedited
believe this crap is beyond me.
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Dear Junior Bird Man
Thousands of people taped the 9-11 tragedy and dozens caught anomalous items on their films. This was the basis of a lot of folks yelling about possible US Missiles being shot at the planes and missing, so people started looking at their films. More "things" showed up. The first clip I have up showing the 4-frame "missile" like object was captured on film by CNN's crew, which is where I got it from about the second it was on TV, being just the type sick enough to be recording it all and playing it all back at the time. No one has yet explained what it is. The last theory said that it was one of the engines, but investigations showed one never landed in that direction, no one who was there SAW this thing and as you can see the object is on the far side of the far building, not where the plane is hitting .
As to your comment on the Japanese tourist who spoke English - MY GOD, THEY CAN TALK ENGLISH NOW!? ::dry look::: The clip came to me via snail mail from the gentleman who gave a copy to me and a Japanese media site. This clip was 60 minutes long and yes, there was footage that had birds on it. This wasn't it. Please read this part slowly, as I will type it slowly so it is understood : I KNOW WHAT BIRDS LOOK LIKE ON VIDEO TAPE. To continue; the Japanese site goes into this clip more extensively since they have money and bandwidth and staff and I AM JUST ME, and their page shows a great close up frame of a silver, shiny round object that was right at Tower #2 when the plane hit, a clear photo - of this exact object you're saying is a bird, from someone else who was closer. It is astounding. As I said, they kept quite a few things out of our news here. I can understand that though; it wouldn't have been timely with all we had going on, us watching people jumping out of the WTC windows on fire and all, for the reporters to say "By the way, we have at least four UFOs on film that seemed to have been watching the attacks, too! Cool, huh?" (As an aside while I'm still thinking of this here .... I'm not sure if you're aware that WW2 is over, but Japanese citizens have been 'allowed' to roam the US willy-nilly for quite some time now. They even have American friends and get this - some of them LIVE AND WORK HERE!)
I do agree the resolution on the "damn clip' as you put it, sucks. If I left it as it was, it'd take about 8 hours to download, and you know how boring that gets. Rest assured I would not have wasted 19 hours of editing said "damn clip" frame by frame, on a bird. I've read mail from people in the UK and other countries who had programs on our 9-11 attack and had lots of footage we didn't see here because you know what? We pretty much only see and get told here what the media (and government) want us to see and hear. And as I say on the UFO's page..if you can explain how a 'bird' can sit in midair and wait while a plane flies a few miles, then the covers that distance and 'flies' out of sight in less time than it takes that planes to hit a building's wall and START an explosion, then I'll take it down. (Actually, I did not too long ago but I got so much mail from people asking me to put it back up, I did). Till then, it's an "anomaly". If saying it's "Probably" a bird is enough for you to dismiss it all, good for you. Doesn't work for me.
Oh, ever heard of browser cache, ya dimbulb??
ps.
The interface graphics on your site sucks, get you gfx designer to learn more about proper web optimatization, and that clock scriptie (most likely stolen somewhere, with credits taken out from the source) is useless and annoying. Don't quit your day job guys ;)
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Dear Custard Buns;
First of all, I'm not a "you guys", I'm "a
she". Is this how you are with all women? No wonder you're reduced to
sending blathering, illiterate mail to faceless websites at 4m. Second of
all - yes, I know you can steal people's images if you want to, from your
browser cache. However, if that's the only trick you can think of, you don't
get a Gold Star by your name..sorry. I can think of about 3 easier and faster
ways to steal a right-click-protected page. So there. However,
more and more websites have this "protection" these days and if
you're going to take it personally you might as well go drink some bleach
right now and get it over with. Since the creation of actual Internet copyright
Laws, you can actually copyright web sites- content, original artwork, text,
reports, time and what they call "creative endeavor" - just like
in real life - and sue the living snot out of people who steal it or use it
without permission for profit or, in your case, to whine and simper about.
Neat, huh?
In answer to your query, the reason I have some sections "protected"
is because 1} I did make most of the graphics on the site as far as backgrounds,
buttons, geegaws, titles and Stuff. 2} or....photos or articles are not mine
and I got permission from the person to use them 3} or....its from a very
old or rare book I own or was a pain in the ass to find, and therefore not
your common "crap on every site out there" content. I don't figure
I need to spend 3 weeks researching and reading 19 books and another 40 hours
making graphics and coding to put up a section on my site just to have some
Doodyhead come by and take the whole thing. This is why there are all the
new Internet Laws now; people got tired of their hard work and sites and designing
being ripped off. And a lot of people DO write and ask me if they can use
or have a photo or graphic, even if they don't have to, even if something
isn't protected and they could have stolen it just because they're well-adjusted
people who play well with others.
(By the way - 'Bigots' are defined as people who are intolerant of others because of their opinions or beliefs. Me not wanting you to rip off my graphics just means I'm intolerant of 'lazy assholes". This is not, in the genuine sense of the word, bigotry).
And as far as the clock script, I did write that myself.
I'm so sorry that for the 2 days it was up, you happened to stop by, and it
angered you so. I've had that effect on people in person, but never
had any Java script I've written do that. And this is a good example here
- I've not only seen my "Floating clock" Cursor on a few other sites,
ripped off and the Ripee's name added to it so it looks like they wrote
it, but I actually had people Email me to say "Go to this site and look
at this neat clock!" and it's my clock script. I guess I ought
to be flattered. As to the interfaces and that? Some do suck. I've been doing
this 6 months and I'm learning. But know what? This site is a hobby, just
something I'm doing for fun. This is the very first thing I've ever made and
I'm floored anyone bothers to look at it. You ought to try it yourself instead
of trying to steal the stuff. Kisses, R
You know, there are Britney fans who visit your page.It is uncalled for that
you have to bash her. It only shows your level of immaturity.Britney does
not have to be a role model to anyone.She can dance however she wants,she
can get implants,and whatever she wants.The fans don't care if she lies or
whatever unless they enjoy her performance,so please leave Britney alone,you
don't know her.She has accomplished so much in only three years.
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Dear Sweetness and Light:
Hey R i dont know who the fuck taught you how to make web pages but you suck.
i mean it took me like forever seconds to get the front page to come up like
3 weeks ago. and i found a link that didnt work . and that bullshit you have
up about the mummy guy they found in a sealed cave is bulshit. i dont even
read half your stuff becuz its all bulshit.
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Dear Twinkles;
"Forever seconds"? That long?
You know, I still have lye burns on the inside of my
mouth from all the times I said "damn" when I was a kid your age.
If I said "bullshit" to my mom she'd beat me with a fish bat until
I said about 60 Rosaries and I'm not even Catholic. I really envy the youth
of today being able to walk around saying "bullshit" and "fuck"
to strangers and getting away with it. My, what a wonderful world we live
in now. I had no idea!
As to your comments, you're correct on two points. I do suck, a fact which
you, with that attitude, will sadly never come to find out. Secondly, 45 seconds
for all the entertaining crap I have up on the front page is a remarkably
good load time. I know 45 seconds out of the life of a guy with your Station
in life is probably quite a chunk of time, which is why I have the scrolling
trivia snippets and the XFiles- Slug- logo to watch while you wait. Thirdly,
(yeah I know I said two, but I'm too lazy to go back and change it) - no one
taught me how to make web pages and in fact I'm trying to learn TWO programs
at the same time and it's pure hell. You wanna send me some $$ I'll be happy
to run to the community college and take all the Web Design classes you want
me to. I'll even apologize for calling you a whiny little punk, which just
felt kind of good to do. .By the way, if you find a broken link on a site?
It's polite to let the person know it's down. Sometimes it's them, sometimes
it just odd things the server does to the code and they don't know... sometimes
people leave their cousins in charge of uploading things and they screw it
all to hell, so the person just doesn't know. Hugs, R
To Whom It May Concern:
The name Unlimited is copyrighted by my web site company <removed to protect
the moron> Blahblah -unlimited. Please
take care of this matter to avoid further action from my lawyers.
Dear Person Hiding behind a domain name registered to
a company in the Maldives, who's actual name is Noreen Eglare of San Camito,
CA:
Really? We can own words now? It seems I have missed another meeting. Wonder
if I can buy "bullshit" so that kid will stop sending me hate mail.
Noreen? I'm gonna go buy "Noreen" as soon as I'm done typing this
up, so fair warning. I'll give you until tomorrow to take care of the matter
to avoid further action. Unless I just change the site's name to "Anomalies-Noreen
Eglare of San Camito, CA". I got your phone #, too, which might be a
nice touch. Whaddaya think? ~R~
hey why dont you have a picture on your site your probably some ugly fuking fat bitch and you dont want people to see what you look like. I saw that carttoon you have up where you go sign up for the newsletter and like RIGHT you look like that. youre so full of it. every one of you broads says your blonde and all that. I mean iif this is just your PERSONAL web site like you said so why dont you put your picture up. ????? cuz youre UGLY AND FAT?
Dear Prince Among Men: Yes, that's it.
You send me a photo of YOU, you damn AOL freak, and I'll put one up of me.
Deal? And don't try sending one in from 20 years ago from your high school
graduation when you actually bathed. And please send me your real first name
so when you do make the papers, I can say, "Hey that guy used to write
to me about my site!". My mom gets a kick out of that stuff.
hey. heres a PICTURE and you can see im pretty GOOD LOOKING so wheres yours one NOW, YOU STUPID BROAD?Your best put it up like you said. I know youre lying. You just better. Youre probably the type I wouldnt touch with a 10 foot pole anyway!!
Dear Dave: I "Better"? Or else what - you'll
eat an extra bag of Cheeto-s for dinner? I'm sorry Toots, from the looks of
you my GRANDMOTHER could kick your ass. In reply to your "10 foot pole"
comment, women have this talent for being able to tell who has one and who
doesn't, and looking at you - all I can say is it must suck to have sexual
equipment the size of a 'Tic Tac'. But thanks for writing. It's a first step
towards self-improvement and I admire that.
By the way, Dave...here is a pic of me, since you asked so nicely.
I'm 5'10", 144 lbs, 37-27-36. Also, if the info you sent is correct,
I'm 3 years older than you. Being a stud muffin must be exhausting work from
the looks of it.
Your 'Stupid Broad' Webmistress
you have too many pictures on your site.
Dear "What part of "Here's interesting stuff I put on my site to show you" don't you get Person,
Oh! OK! Thanks! I'll take them all down right away. ~R~
Yo, what the hell his wrong with you? How dare you write such awful shit
about the KING OF POP? You need to take that shit off! You got some nerve
boy! Obviously you were a fan before and now you ain't cause of the plastic
surgery Michael Jackson had. Poor little you can't face the fact that
he no longer looks the same? You can't understand that there are so many
people in this world that don't like the way they look? Like Michael Jackson
is the only one? NO! All that SHIT you wrote on your CORNY PAGE of yours
have no facts that he did all that you say to his face. WHERE ARE THE
FACTS? IT ALL SOUNDS LIKE TABLOID SHIT! AND YES, HE HAS A SKIN DISORDER!
BELIEVE IT OR NOT! I MEAN YOU BASTARDS THAT WRITE STUPID FUCKING SHIT
ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON NEED A LIFE! HE IS HUMAN JUST LIKE YOU AND HAVE
INSECURITIES ABOUT HIMSELF AND HE CAN GET SICK AND SUFFER FROM THINGS
LIKE HIS SKIN DISORDER! JUST BECAUSE HIS FAMOUS DOESN'T MEAN HE IS NOT
OF THIS PLANET! CAUSE THAT IS THE WAY SOME OF YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE YOU
BELIEVE! YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT SHIT. GET BACK TO THE
REAL WORLD! MICHAEL DONE GOOD FOR LOTS OF PEOPLE THROUGH OUT HIS CAREER
AND HE HAS ALWAYS HAD AMAZING ALBUMS INCLUDING THE NEW ONE WHICH IS ONE
OF THE BEST ALBUMS OF 2001. SO, WHILE OLD MICHAEL FANS OR NO KINDA LIFE
PEOPLE LIKE YOU, SIT ON YA ASS AND WONDER WHAT HAPPEN TO MICHAEL JACKSON?
ME AND OTHER LOYAL MICHAEL JACKSON FANS WILL BE ALWAYS ENJOYING HIM WITH
HIS GREAT SONGS, DANCE MOVES, AND THE HEART OF GOLD HE HAS! HEE! HEE!
MICHAEL JACKSON IS FOREVER! HE IS INVINCIBLE/UNBREAKABLE! YOU KNOW IT!
YOU KNOW IT! AAOW!
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::snort:::: :?: bmpf?
Opps, I'm sorry...I must have fallen asleep...were you saying something?
Im disgusted!! Especially at the Michael Jackson one. He
did not i repeat not 4 the foolish and thick change his skin tone it isnt
possible he DOES have Vitiligo and many people get it i have seen pictures
of him without his makeup on and HE DOES have Vitiligo. Why would
he want 2 be white anyway!!!Especially as he released a song "Black
or White' It is the prejudice people like u who have the problem.
And the child Molestion case they never had any rel evidence 2 support
it plus they have phonecalls of the boyts father distinctly saying "If
all goes well we can ruin him and we'll get millions out of it' I know
my Michael Stuff so maybe u beter get some facts right before u make assumptions!!!
Plus do not compare him with 'Tranvestites" He is truelly the king
of pop and wants 2 change the world but there are ppl like U who are 2
blinded by there own crap coming out of your mouths!!2 begin 2 see that
Leave him alone!! He gets enough from the tabloids what are u destined
2 kill him off with your hate!!! thankyou 4 reading my email
Here babe, have a Valium O
If Mike drops dead because of my "hate" for him, let me
know really fast,ok? Send me an email with "EMERGENCY IMPORTANT!"
in the subject line so I look at it right away. If it turns out I have
this miraculous talent, I have quite a long list of people I'd like to
focus on in on. Quite long. Longer than you could personally imagine.
Anyhoo... I know Mike's got Vitiligo. In fact I got mail from the
daughter
of his pharmacist and also some
mature people who have Vitiligo took the time to
explain the disease to me. You know what "flippant sarcastic
humor" is? Maybe not. . Never mind. Vitiligo doesn't make you go
out and disfigure yourself . I believe that's called "Disfiguring
Yourself With Too Much Plastic Surgery Because You're Mentally Ill"
Disease.
But hey! You can change your skin tone by
chemical bleaching if you have Vitiligo, though there's other options
these days. There are also companies that make pretty nice pigmented make-up
and skin dyes for this very purpose. In known Earth colors. Is
my point here. Sad thing is, he still publicly
denies he bleached his skin. You think he'd do some public service-awareness
work for Vitiligo and raise money for research? Educate us foolish and
thick who think you can bleach your skin, for example.
Go check out this movie showing actual time lapse pics of Mike's face.
http://www.doneanddusted.co.uk/nick/Movie2.html.
~R~
About her boob (Britney Spears) ...she is a young woman which means from
98 to now her boobs could have actually...::gasps:: GROWN! I am her exact
same age, so I would know. AND have you ever heard of bras with padding??
Or the little jelly inserts you can put into a bra??? There are many,
many different things we can do to increase our busts & you stupid
assholes have no clue.
Get a life, moron. Only pervs dedicate a web page to Britney's fuckin boobs. What are you like a 17 yr old geek with bad acne & no dates? It's pathetic...
Dear I Know You Are But What Am I:
You're her age, 'so you know' ? Cool! Send me some pictures of your tits then and I'll put those up, too. I can add a small Poll Box and ask my readers if they agree with your scientific theory that Britney has achieved her amazing Cups 'O Thunder tricks with pads and silicone inserts. There's no perverts on this site; it'd all be quite soberly done, I assure you. No one here will think anything untoward. Honest.
Anyway, since you asked so nicely, no, I'm not a "17 year old geek with acne and no dates". I'm a chick, too, so I know how that whole Hoisting Up of our Boobs Thing works. I know you don't have a "Growth Spurt" that takes you from "absolutely nothing" to "flotation devices" in a mere 3 months. However, it's nice to know that if a young man of 17 happened to have a skin condition he can't help (please see above the 'Michael Jackson Has A Skin Disease How Dare You Judge Him' mail above) that you'd just mock the guy and assume he's a geek. Especially since, as you say, all men are "stupid assholes". On behalf of all 17 year old geeks everywhere, I thank you for leaving them the hell alone. ~R~
Page owner,
How YOU Sleep at night is MY question. Why do you and the rest of the
wold feel it is your personal responsibility to demean this man whenever
you get a chance. Have you no life of your own that you devote an entire
page to bad-mouthing michael. Why do you think he's had all of this surgery?
HE HAS LOW SELF ESTEEM. Do you think it's getting any better by people
making it a point to ridicule him about it? People like you are ruining
society because you'd probably prefer he got more surgery jsut so you
would have more to make fun of. Let it go. Find a hobby that doesn't involve
slandering people you don't know. It'll never pay off. Please think about
this. Take down your page.
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Hi Twinkles
Since you said "please," I thought about this,as you requested.
A few things came to mind.
First off, in answer to your query, I sleep
on my right side. A bit curled up with one leg straight. Two pillows.
Second, and this might be kind of nit-picky but here goes: "Slander"
by definition means speaking a false statement about someone in order
to damage their character or reputation. I bet you meant "Libel",
which is doing that but by written word. It is not libel to put up existing
photos of Mike that are from his fan's web sites and reprint already written
documentation/text/reports that speculate about, or correctly repeat,
or obviously seem to show surgical procedures MJ has been thought or known
to have had. I bet Mike isn't sitting on the edge of his couch right now
while some doctor his housekeeper just called gives him an injection of
Valium, because he was surfing the web and came across my crappy one page
here. I suggest you go put "Michael Jackson's face" in a search
engine. Or put in the title of his last album. You'll find out about eleventy
hundred sites going into his weirdo lifestyle and bizarre behaviors, which
I didn't do. Even his record reviews were packed full of people's sad
comments about how he has pretty much ruined his career by being such
a Wackjob.
Thirdly, it isn't "low self esteem", it's "malpractice"
. A doctor's job is to "do no harm" Also to know when someone
walks in with some mentally-based image problem that they need therapy
for - not surgery. I didn't say one word 'bad mouthing" his talent
or his incredible impact on the music world. All I said was that he has
turned himself into a horror show through obsessive plastic surgery. That's
common opinion. It's fact.
I did however really bad mouth the HELL out of Pam Anderson and those Breasts of hers on the site ....... how come y'all don't say one word about how horrible I am for that? Oh..cuz she IS weird so it IS funny. I see.
When I saw all the disrespectful things you wrote about Michael Jackson, I got really mad and hurt. So what if he wanted to change his face, maybe he had a low self image? Who are you to judge him like that? What if you were the person that everyone laughed at, picked on for everything and hated not even for a reason, just because you looked different than the others?
I think that you are an evil person, and that you will get your punishment someday. From God or somebody or something else.
And you even dissed his last album! What bull is that?! You said
that it was only 70 minutes of hiccups, grunts and yips. Have you even listened
a bit of the lyrics, the beats or an entire song for that matter? "Invincible"
is a extremely good album, It's got beautiful songs in there. I don't know
where you got the idea with all the hiccups?
I can't believe how you can discriminate, abuse and make fun of a guy just
because of his looks and appearance. That is really cruel. Have Michael ever
done anything to hurt you or anyone you love maybe?
You should really try to learn how to respect others, for who they are or wanna be. Even if they are superfamous. You know, superstars have feelings too. Believe it or not, they are humans just as you and me.
But the difference between you and me is that you are WAY below
my standard as an human being. You're an egoistic, selfish person. Do you
even have a conscience in your empty-minded head? Do you feel good about yourself
now? Well I just wanted to let you know what a shit you are. And I hate people
like you, if I ruled the world I would ban people like you from ever seeing
the sunlight again.
I hope you'll think about what you have done, and I'll hope you'll feel sorry
about it.
From Michael Jackson's #1 Fan, Cathrine from Norway.
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Dear Cath from Norway
DO THIS FOR THE MONEY? Have you lost your
mind? What money? HA HA HA HA! Please get your head out
of your ass. My total donations and moneys earned from this site, to date,
are $15.95. (Thank you guys!)
But... I guess that does prove your point. I'm just one evil bitch and I'm
spurned on knowing the sheer hell and misery I cause people by doing this
site. Well! I had no idea I was really doing so well out here! Thanks!
I don't know what god you worship,
but mine doesn't call in the Holy MoFo Angelic Divine Retribution Squad for
people who put photos of someone who had plastic surgery on a web site and
say, "This guy had plastic surgery". If it makes you feel any better
though, I do get punished. I went to forward your mail to my best friend because
she works a lot of hours and I send her things to cheer her up and I accidentally
knocked my coffee into my keyboard! I had to go buy another one at Best
Buy and it cost $17! SPOOKY how that worked out, huh?! And I did
feel really bad about it, too, for about.2 seconds and made a vow to change.
From now on, I put my coffee cup up by the monitor instead of so close to
the keyboard!
Thanks for your concern for my soul though. . that's kind of sweet. Med vennlig
hilsen, Rahni
YOU ARE A JEALOUS JERK. MICHAEL JACKSON IS BETTER THEM YOUR LAME AND NOT FUNNY SELF ANYDAY. YOU ARE SO JEALOUS AND STUPID. WHATEVER. MICHAEL JACKSON RULESSSSSSSSSS. YOUR A LOSER.
Oops! Looks like
your leaders are here to pick you up.....Thanks for stopping by!
Hi,
I saw you Michael Jackson face page. I think you are sick and a complete
jerk. Your site should shut down because you have no idea what its like
to be him. I'm sorry that you fell for all that media Bull but thats your
problem, while you worried about all that crap THAT ISNT true you miss
some really good music. First of all who are you to say that?? How do
you think it feels to be him? He was born a VERY talented African American
child who worked his ass off since he was 4. He was born with an incredible
voice but the dumb press said that he got shots to sound more famine.
Then he was diagnosed with a disease that made him turn white..... he
did not get surgery to turn white, however he did get his nose fixed but
what would he look like if he didn't? have you ever saw a white man with
a black man's nose? that'd look a little funny especially if your internationally
known, so maybe you should shut down your site because about 20 million
of his fans got the link to your dumb site that was a complete waste of
time. Because you and you mini brain who believes star magazine should
be shut off the Internet. So i suggest you shut it down! and until you
don't you will be gettin constant emails from me and all my fellow friends
who happen to be Michael fans
P.S. get a life
Dear Sweetums;
Twenty Million people have the link to my site? Cool! Tell them to send
me $1, I'd appreciate it! I'm broke as hell. If they do this, I promise
you I'll shut down my site. I promise. I'll even send you a postcard
from my new house in Majorca with a handwritten apology. I'll even send
you a gift, like a keychain or something, ok? (By the way ... do people
who can send "constant emails" have lives? Just asking. I like
learning things about people) Till then, Rahni
I am one of the MANY Michael Jackson fans who has seen your page on Michael's
faces and has become furious! I am soooo disappointed that there is someone
in the world as sick as you. Where do you find humor in your hurtful and
cruel website? Where did you get the idea that you could take an amazing
human being, who has twenty times more talent and kindness than you, and
make rediculous remarks about him on a world wide establishment? I really
wish that people like you would stop taking the phony tabloids stories
for truth. Let me ask you: Do you really believe that a baby was born
with antlers? I'm guessing you answered no to that. Well do know where
I came up with that question. THE TABLOIDS used that baby with antlers
as a cover story. Are you really going to believe a magazine with outrageous
cover stories like that. I would hope not. If you really would have taken
the time to understand Michael, you would realize how far from the truth
your web page is. First of all, i bet you never listened to his new album.
It is far from only consisting of a bunch of grunts. You definatly over
estimated his facial work! He had no where near as much work as you made
him out to have. Oh, and your reference to LaToya? Where did that come
from? LaToya is in fact Michael's sister. Excuse me for not believing
a web site that says Michael has had about ten nose jobs when the web
site doesn't even know that LaToya is a real family memeber.
Well, i was just so disappointed that someone would put so much time and
effort into hurting someone else. Thankgoodness there are not a lot of
people like you in the world. Please, please end your cruel humor and
get rid of you Michael web-page.
A Disappointed Michael Fan,
Kara
Hi Kara
I never read the tabloids. They have stories about babies born with antlers?
Wow! Here I waste all my time reading forensic anthropology books and
the astrophysics works of Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar. And yes hon, I know
LaToya is his fricking sister. Hence the words "His sister LaToya"
on the page. If you'll recall, I said there was a joke a few years back
saying Mike and LaToya were the same person because you never saw them
together. The keyword there was "joke". I actually think I heard
that on Letterman a long time ago.
I do have a confession to make though. That remark I made about his last
CD being "grunts and yips"? Well, I stole that. That remark
was made by a music reviewer and I just thought it was really funny, so
I repeated.it. I'm not that witty, trust me. After a few nights of seeing
MJ on TV replays, weeping and, I think "being really mad", in
his Marilyn Monroe voice about how it was everybody else's fault his CD
didn't do well, I was curious as to if that was true and why. So I went
and looked up some Music Critic's reviews. They just wanted to talk about
his face though.
Here's some I read and they were pretty funny, I thought. They'll open
in another window, so you'll stay on the site. I bet you'll like them
too, since we seem to have the same sense of humor: :
"an
album almost unbearably mired in schmaltz"
Jackson
emerges as strange and sinister man who has made a boring and very long
album.
....the
compression supercharges a host of grunts, groans, hisses and burps
A
TV documentary on his face and mental state "Plastic
surgeons featured in the programme describe The King of Pop's metamorphosis
over the last 30 years as "bizarre" and "unnatural",
whilst numerous other commentators question the superstar's sanity."
By the way, do you know that Michael gave himself the title "The King of Pop"? I thought that was interesting.
Hi Rahni ! !
i just saw that one of your hate mails you put up is one I sent you a long
time ago. I was really an asshole back then wasnt I? MY GOD! When i saw that
letter up i wrote i thought WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME?? it is funny now that
i look at it and Im glad you didnt get mad about it. i dont know if you remember
but about 5 months ago you helped me with my homework because I wrote to you
to ask about if youd send me the russian mafia grave pictures and you sent
me a LOT of stuff and said dont tell my mom youre doing my homework for me
= -) I thought shit I was being such an ass and then i have to ask you for
help with crap and theres no way id find it if i didnt ask you. anyway i got
an "A" on the assignment which was for history class. we had to
do somethng on Russia and everyone did something on how the countries broke
up or politics but I remembered the things on your Death part and my teacher
said it'd be ok. It was different! ! so anyway sorry i was mean and thanks
for being nice to me even tho you knew I was an asshole. that letter its kinda
funny tho now
;-). your friend, Evan (in scotland)
Hiya Ev!
Yeah, all one big laff riot here :) It's ok...I was 15 once too, so I'm told.
I'm glad you learned to be nicer to Girls because I don't want you to end
up to be one of those all-alone 17-year old pimple geek losers that's surfing
sites looking for Britney Spears Tit Pics. Stick with me, kiddo, you'll be
fine
Thanks for being nice, too {{{}}} ~R~
