From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: jamie@chedds.com
Cc: lyger@attrition.org
Date: Fri, 6 Oct 2006 17:31:16 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: Chedd's Gourmet Grilled Cheese- sandwich proposal


Dear Jamie,

: Thanks for the sandwich proposal and sorry for the long delayed
: response. For some reason I just saw this... Unforunately we don't carry
: American cheese (it is actually a cheese by-product) and it would also
: be hard to use your logo but we LOVE the enthusiasm!!  :-)

We will certainly entertain ideas on choosing a more suitable cheese. I
have to say though, some selection .. don't even have American. HOW
UNPATRIOTIC OF YOU SIR. We have a sneaking suspicion that Chedds utilizes
foreign cows, possibly from France, for their cheese collection and
harvesting. Don't outsource American cow jobs you cheese terr'ist!

: One thing we are going to do is have a customer sandwich of the month.
: Keep checking up on us as it will be a little while before that happens
: but once it does, maybe we will have "The Attrition.org Spechul"

: ps- we hope you will be nice and don't send the cheese ninja strikeforce on us.....

This would be most appreciated, and in return, we'd pledge to keep eating
there every week to support such an endeavor. If the Attrition.org Spechul
is not chosen, we *will* be forced to unlease the awesome power of our
ninja strikeforce, who stands ready, on your humble cheese abode. Be
warned, they may strike without warning, devestating all dairy products
they encounter. Do as they say and no block of cheese gets harmed! Ignore
them at your own peril..

Jericho
Spokesperson, Global Cheese Ninja Strikeforce (GCNS)