From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: info@chedds.com
Date: Fri, 8 Sep 2006 13:34:57 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: New sandwich proposal?


Greetings,

We at attrition.org have enjoyed your tasty delictable sammiches for years and years. 
In an attempt to compliment you on your fine cheesy treats while celebrating our collective, 
we would like to propose a new sammich, "The Attrition.org Spechul", which can be seen here:

http://attrition.org/attrition/staff/attrition_sammich.jpg

Two slices of grilled buttered bread (rye prefered), seven thick chunks of melted cheese 
(American, Swiss, Provolone, Colby, Pepperjack), one thick cut of slaughtered swine, 
and a pickle spear on the side (not shown). Just press the nifty attrition.org logo into the 
top piece of bread and you'll have a winner for sure!

Plus, if you feature this groovy slice of heaven at your Pearl Street location in Denver, Colorado, 
you could donate 3.82% of the proceeds to certain interests in the area such as the Denver Zoo or 
Denver Dumb Friends League. We think it is important to get these sammiches in the hands of as 
many Denverites as possible and help balance out the sightings of Jesus in grilled cheese.

Let us know what you think!  We love Chedd's!

attrition.org staff

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: info@chedds.com
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 30 Sep 2006 23:10:32 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: New sandwich proposal?


Greetings Chedd-heads..

: We at attrition.org have enjoyed your tasty delictable sammiches for
: years and years. In an attempt to compliment you on your fine cheesy
: treats while celebrating our collective, we would like to propose a new
: sammich, "The Attrition.org Spechul", which can be seen here:

You have chosen not to answer us regarding our proposal for a joint
venture in promoting the good will of grilled cheese sandwiches. We take
serious offense to this and consider this a serious transgression. You
must respond to us immediately regarding cheese collaboration! If you fail
to reply by end of next week, we will be forced to unleash our ninja
strike force to abscond with your cheese. That will leave you selling
grilled cheeseless sandwiches...