Several times a week we receive mail from people all over asking how we accomplish trivial tasks related to this site. So far, in each case it is a simple technical solution that should be easily solved by anyone familiar with web server administration or basic programming.
As you read these "how-to's" please understand that they are sarcastic and insulting for a reason. Each time people write in and ask us this, they without fail bypass the logical step of looking for the information themselves. They don't do a web search, don't consult a book, don't look at other FAQ's or How-To's out there. If people are going to waste our time by asking for information readily available to them, they have to suffer the answer along with our disdain.
Not quite a "how to", but people STILL mail us asking or telling us that InterNIC got hacked. That simply is not the case.