Several times a month we receive mail from people all over asking how we accomplish trivial tasks related to this site. So far, in each case it is a simple technical solution that should be easily solved by anyone familiar with web server administration or basic programming.
As you read these "how-to's" please understand that they are sarcastic and insulting for a reason. Each time people write in and ask us this, they without fail bypass the logical step of looking for the information themselves. They don't do a web search, don't consult a book, don't look at other FAQ's or "how-to's" out there. If people are going to waste our time by asking for information that is readily available to them, then they will have to suffer with our answer along with our disdain.
Not quite a "how to", but people STILL mail us asking or telling us that InterNIC got hacked. That simply is not the case.