While we still get our share of horse shit via email, spam filters have gotten much better, and most of these millennials seem glued to social media. That made for years of boring mails that were rehashes of the same crap you read years ago. We've upped our game, so up yours.

But fear not, you dirty slimy social whoring heathens! While these young shits are on our lawn and ignoring email, their laziness makes Twitter an ideal habitat for our belligerent asses. With that... we bring you Twit Postal.

Episode II : Barney, Friends, Disorders & Disease

Episode I : Justice Trimmed Her Toenails