Search Engine Optimization (SEO), link exchange requests, increasing adwords... sure, they can be a legitimate business. However, that service is completely tarnished by the mouth-breathing morons that spam their crap out blindly, not realizing that offering a link exchange between a security site and a washing machine site may NOT be the perfect fit they think. After receiving enough of their crap and quickly sending it to /dev/null, we started replying. To make it more amusing for you, we borrowed the Despair.com poster generator and added targeted graphics to the pages below.
SEO Engineer titles, aisle 5we should have kept that domain
Get Your SEO Onread the sites you send crap to
the brightest the internets has to offer
your business model is sound. no, really.
we'll take "fuck", "off", and "die" please
do we look like we need your crap?
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