Going Postal

In a continuation of the Jelena Singara saga, Jelena, despite having been told to keep away, resurfaced. Here's how it all (seemingly) concluded. But who knows, maybe this ain't over yet.

From: Jelena Cingara <pijanistica@hotmail.com>
To: abuse-attrition.org
Date: Thu, 3 Mar 2011 17:51:53 +0000
Subject: please take off my page

Hi

Ever Since you posted this page, and won't take it off - and it still appears under my name, I have gone to like 20 job interviews so far this
year, for piano and wasn't able to get any jobs (these are very easy jobs, and I have gotten them easily before). I would really appreciate it
if you could take this page off. It is really ruining my career - or I guess you would like me to suffer for like 2-3 more years with this
embarrassing thing and never get a job?

People are looking at it, and it is very harmful ( I see, sometimes about 7 posts a day). I have never done anything bad to you, or something so
horrible to deserve this public emberassement.
I hope you understand.

Thanks
Jelena

From: security curmudgeon <jericho-attrition.org>
To: Jelena Cingara <pijanistica@hotmail.com>
Date: Sat, 5 Mar 2011 03:36:45 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: please take off my page

What page? Your name doesn't ring a bell at all.

From: security curmudgeon <jericho-attrition.org>
To: Jelena Cingara <pijanistica@hotmail.com>
Date: Sat, 5 Mar 2011 13:49:05 -0600 (CST)
Subject: RE: please take off my page

On Sat, 5 Mar 2011, Jelena Cingara wrote:

: http://attrition.org/postal/z/041/1292.html

: > What page? Your name doesn't ring a bell at all.

You see.. my comment there was a joke of sorts, but you didn't get it, and
that makes me sad, like panda sans bamboo. After our long chat that first
time, as shown in the URL above, you contacted us again on:

        Date: Thu, 30 Sep 2010 21:48:21 +0000

We had another fun back-and-forth. You, Lyger, Apacid and me bantered like
superheroes and villains. I probably made suggestive remarks about coitus,
Lyger's blood pressure probably went up 30 points due to you 'not getting
it', and Apacid was most certainly sniffing glue. During this entire
brouhaha, we made some edits to remove your real name so that searches
would not find you when you gave your resume to someone. Lyger then ended
the thread with this:

        "No.  Mail me or anyone else, including Jericho, ONE MORE TIME...
         just ONCE... and I switch it back for good."

Unfortunately, you did not take him seriously and contacted staff@ on:

        Date: Sun, 21 Nov 2010 15:22:15 +0000

Lyger replied to you in very simple words explaining how Google cache
worked, reminded you we had redacted the page to help you and left you
with these parting notes:

        "That cached page is not only 16 days old, but your name appears
         nowhere on it.  If you start this shit again, I swear to all that
         is holy and unholy that I will restore the original page with
         your name on it.  As I told you once before, do NOT fucking test
         me on this.  Don't even reply to this email."

You did not reply to him after that, which is good, GOLD STAR for you!
However, your mental instability got the best of you and you contacted
abuse@ on:

        Date: Thu, 3 Mar 2011 17:51:53 +0000

And here we are.. since you really don't seem to listen to us (typical
woman), and really seem to have some deep-seated underlying issues that
make us question your rational thinking and sanity.. that leaves us with a
few choices. Unfortunately, this time, you won't like any of them. Because
you see, we're tired of getting walked all over in this relationship, and
it is time to take a stand, X-Men 3 style. We'll be employing a lame plot,
pedestrian special effects and not showing enough hot ass in spandex. Err,
wait, lost my train of thought. OH, options, yes, you have some:

        1. Send us a picture of an Abert's Squirrel, sitting next to a
           current newspaper (so we know you took the picture), eating a
           vanilla cupcake. In return, we will redact the page more.

        2. Apologize to us for harassing us. Explain to us why we
           shouldn't trick you into believing we got a court-ordered TRO
           for you to never mail us again.

        3. Keep ignoring what we say, keep requesting the same thing (look
           up Albert Einstein's quote on insanity) and watch us make your
           life a tad more miserable as we ask our legion of squirrels
           (twitter followers) to start e-mailing you and putting up "fan
           pages".

Most sincerely and humbly yours,

Jared E. Richo