The original question was sent to a slew of the (then) staff just to get a reaction. Got one...

From: Cancer Omega (
To: lyger (
Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 22:33:14 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: quick question

On Sat, 19 Jan 2008, lyger wrote:

> why does it burn when i pee?

1.  Your penis is more of a flaming faggot than you are.
2.  That chili pepper smoothie you drank last night.
3.  You got the clap from a doorknob.
4.  You've been schtupping the microwave again.
5.  Just because the box says "Safety Matches" doesn't
    mean you can stick them just ANYWHERE.

I'm putting my money on the doorknob.  The keyhole is looking mighty damned jealous.

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