Going Postal

From: DownSyndrome Defac3r (beastah[at]dormir.dreaming.org)
To: lyger[at]attrition.org, jericho[at]attrition.org
Date: Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:37:54 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: [attrition] Tutorial: Grilled Cheese Sammiches: Things That Make Ya Go 'UNF'

: If you have Lyger Syndrome Deluxe (the real LSD)

The Lyger Syndome Deluxe is he and I spooning.  Get it right.

Lots of time put into that post.  Nice.  Hungry now.
:)

BeAsTaH.

On Sun, 11 Nov 2007, lyger wrote:

:
: http://attrition.org/news/content/07-11-10.001.html
:
: For those of you who are familiar with Attrition.org's "Going Postal"
: section, you may remember a couple of emails we sent to Chedds, a gourmet
: grilled cheese sandwich restaurant based out of Colorado.

From: lyger (lyger[at]attrition.org)
To: DownSyndrome Defac3r (beastah[at]dormir.dreaming.org)
Cc: jericho[at]attrition.org
Date: Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:53:34 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: [attrition] Tutorial: Grilled Cheese Sammiches: Things That Make Ya Go 'UNF'


tonight's sammich will feature summer sausage and dill.  undecided on the
black whitefish caviar though :/

NO SPOON FOR YOU

From: security curmudgeon (jericho[at]attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger[at]attrition.org)
Cc: DownSyndrome Defac3r (beastah[at]dormir.dreaming.org)
Date: Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:55:18 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: [attrition] Tutorial: Grilled Cheese Sammiches: Things That Make Ya Go 'UNF'

: tonight's sammich will feature summer sausage and dill.  undecided on
: the black whitefish caviar though :/

it will also have dingleberries instead of my pubes.

From: lyger (lyger[at]attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho[at]attrition.org)
Cc: DownSyndrome Defac3r (beastah[at]dormir.dreaming.org)
Date: Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:59:31 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: [attrition] Tutorial: Grilled Cheese Sammiches: Things That Make Ya Go 'UNF'


On Tue, 13 Nov 2007, security curmudgeon wrote:

": "
": " : tonight's sammich will feature summer sausage and dill.  undecided on
": " : the black whitefish caviar though :/
": "
": " it will also have dingleberries instead of my pubes.

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From: DownSyndrome Defac3r (beastah[at]dormir.dreaming.org)
To: lyger (lyger[at]attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho[at]attrition.org), DownSyndrome Defac3r (beastah[at]dormir.dreaming.org)
Date: Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:00:56 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: [attrition] Tutorial: Grilled Cheese Sammiches: Things That Make Ya Go 'UNF'

BONERIFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothin like an ascii goatse to just make a hard day, better. Spanks.

I'm thinking a Wild Mushroom Duxelle drizzled with black truffle
oil on a thin bed of pan seared fois gras, layered with spicy pancetta and
grated Gruyer cheese. Garlic infused and browned butter on heavy sourdough.  Served with 2oz
of cold white Port (Fonseca).

Or, dingleberries sounds good too?

BeAsTaH.