From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: staff@attrition.org
Date: Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:39:59 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Michael Jackson dead at age 50.

You've no doubt heard the reports by now.

I suspect he died of food poisoning.  I heard he ate an 10-year-old weenie.

.c

From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:56:29 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Michael Jackson dead at age 50.


FIRST DEAD MJ JOKE GOES TO YOU SIR

On Fri, 26 Jun 2009, Cancer Omega wrote:

": " You've no doubt heard the reports by now.
": "
": " I suspect he died of food poisoning.  I heard he ate an 10-year-old weenie.
": "
": " .c

From: Cji (cji@attrition.org)
To: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
Cc: "staff@attrition.org" (staff@attrition.org)
Date: Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:58:10 -0400
Subject: Re: Michael Jackson dead at age 50.

Really? I thought he had a heart attack when he heard Wal-mart had boy's pants half off.


On Jun 25, 2009, at 8:39 PM, Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org) wrote:

> You've no doubt heard the reports by now.
>
> I suspect he died of food poisoning.  I heard he ate an 10-year-old weenie.

From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: Cji (cji@attrition.org)
Cc: "staff@attrition.org" (staff@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 27 Jun 2009 05:14:07 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Michael Jackson dead at age 50.

On Thu, 25 Jun 2009, Cji wrote:

> Really? I thought he had a heart attack when he heard Wal-mart had boy's pants half off.

Actually, he had a heart attack when his fiancee told him she wanted to have kids and he thought she meant for the bachelor party.