From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: apacid (apacid@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:45:18 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: while we're in vegas..


Be nice if you three goons could twit occasionally on the @attritionorg feed, mainly in response to 
#defcon stuff. Must be snarky, insulting or likely to get me and lyger hit (or a beer).

From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: apacid (apacid@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:55:33 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: while we're in vegas..


i'm probably going to introduce myself to everyone as cji just to get the
anal rape out of the way early

On Mon, 27 Jul 2009, security curmudgeon wrote:

": "
": " Be nice if you three goons could twit occasionally on the @attritionorg
": " feed, mainly in response to #defcon stuff. Must be snarky, insulting or
": " likely to get me and lyger hit (or a beer).

From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org), apacid (apacid@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:57:17 -0700 (MST)
Subject: Re: while we're in vegas..


On Mon, 27 Jul 2009, lyger wrote:

> i'm probably going to introduce myself to everyone as cji just to get the anal rape out of the way early

Funny...my first twitter was going to be something about lyger, dildos with big red straps and "no" meaning 
"YES YES YES, PLEASE DADDY, YES."

From: cji (cji@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org), apacid (apacid@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:12:19 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: while we're in vegas..

Hey hey hey, quit trying to take advantage of my good looks and
popularity! You'd have better luck introducing yourself as n3td3v I bet.

On Mon, 27 Jul 2009, lyger wrote:

:
: i'm probably going to introduce myself to everyone as cji just to get the
: anal rape out of the way early

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: cji (cji@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org), apacid (apacid@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:13:36 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: while we're in vegas..


i signed up as cji on the goth singles site already

On Tue, 28 Jul 2009, cji wrote:

: Hey hey hey, quit trying to take advantage of my good looks and
: popularity! You'd have better luck introducing yourself as n3td3v I bet.
:
: On Mon, 27 Jul 2009, lyger wrote:
:
: :
: : i'm probably going to introduce myself to everyone as cji just to get the
: : anal rape out of the way early

From: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org), lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:58:45 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: while we're in vegas..

I'll be sure to let everyone know that it is sexually pleasing for you when someone sneaks up from behind 
and gives you an atomic wedgie.


On Mon, 27 Jul 2009, security curmudgeon wrote:

>
> Be nice if you three goons could twit occasionally on the @attritionorg feed, mainly in response to #defcon stuff. 
> Must be snarky, insulting or likely to get me and lyger hit (or a beer).

From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 2009 01:02:25 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: while we're in vegas..


by "you", you better mean jericho.  i won't be wearing underwear.

or pants, for that matter.


On Tue, 28 Jul 2009, Apathetic Lucidity wrote:

": " I'll be sure to let everyone know that it is sexually pleasing for you when
": " someone sneaks up from behind and gives you an atomic wedgie.

From: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 2009 01:05:07 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: while we're in vegas..

Yes, for you the Tarzan Treatment would be more appropriate.


On Tue, 28 Jul 2009, lyger wrote:

>
> by "you", you better mean jericho.  i won't be wearing underwear.
>
> or pants, for that matter.
>
>
> On Tue, 28 Jul 2009, Apathetic Lucidity wrote:
>
> ": " I'll be sure to let everyone know that it is sexually pleasing for you when
> ": " someone sneaks up from behind and gives you an atomic wedgie.

From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org), lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:10:16 -0700 (MST)
Subject: Re: while we're in vegas..


On Tue, 28 Jul 2009, Apathetic Lucidity wrote:

> I'll be sure to let everyone know that it is sexually pleasing for you when someone sneaks up from behind 
> and gives you an atomic wedgie.

Speaking of such things...

"attritionorg  It really pisses me off that the transsexual hookers are so much more expensive in Vegas. 
They even charge extra for using Crisco. Fuckers."

Your handiwork, I presume?

From: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid@attrition.org)
To: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org), lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 2009 01:13:52 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: while we're in vegas..

Meeeeee? I'm not in Vegas & Jericho's the connoisseur of crisco and peanut butter...

I only tweet good, wholesome tweets...like the fact that Ashton Kutcher is a douchebag.