From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Lluvia Montes (mehicesola@yahoo.com)
Date: Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:31:39 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Are you still available?


i am single now, available to the right person. no long walks on the beach
unless at night. must have an open mind and fetish wear. computer skills
optional.

On Sun, 14 Jun 2009, Lluvia Montes wrote:

: I need some very important help.
:
: Please contact me here if you have a chance.
:
: Lluvia
:
: PS: I found you on google...

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Lluvia Montes (mehicesola@yahoo.com)
Date: Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:56:02 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Are you still available?


: And funny too!!!

I try very hard. That last mail took 2 hours to write =(

: I hate this, but I am suspicious that my sister is having an affair with my husband. Sad uh?

Sad, but too often true.

: Anyway, I would like to know if you could retrieve a yahoo password and how much does it cost.

: I sincerely will appreciate your honesty if it can't be done.

It can be done, it is possible, but it isn't a 'service' I offer. You are
a stranger to me, asking a stranger (that's me!) to commit a felony.
That's probably not a good idea for me eh?

I understand your desire. I get this request on a daily basis and have a
pretty typical response: if you suspect it, trust your gut. then, ask
either one of them. confront them, ask simple direct questions and watch
their reaction.

Further, if you suspect your husband WOULD cheat, something is
fundamentally wrong with the relationship anyway. Ditch the bitch, move on
to greener pastures with happy cows and cud.

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Lluvia Montes (mehicesola@yahoo.com)
Date: Mon, 15 Jun 2009 03:46:52 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Are you still available?


: It sounds like a California Happy Cow commercial!

happy cows are in short supply in our world. we need more.

: I thank you for your response. I will set a trap for both of them and if
: I'm right. I may just move to Fiji to visit clear waters. I'm not going
: to stand for games.

that's definitely the way to go. hopefully you resolve it, and it sounds
like win/win. either he's cheating and you get Fiji and clear waters, or
he isn't and all is well in married life. then you are just short a few
guinea pigs of a perfect home.

: PS: I think you should be a marriage counselor instead of a Tech.
: Anyway, a funny counselor! ;o)

if i was boring or a dick, it wouldn't work out =) those who mail would
either resent me or ignore me and i wouldn't get postal fodder
(http://attrition.org/postal) or get to do a good deed.

and you should probably read that URL, see where most of these types of
requests end up =)