From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: Tom Malone (tmalone1588@yahoo.com)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:42:35 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Monkey Question


ALMOST!  See fixes.

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Well to answer the monkey question, Tina would scream and go running to me,
I forgot who was who and started calling Tina "Charlie" a while back and
vice-versa, while the monkey Charlie would only lift his head.
At the same time my daughter would turn around and laugh at me
because one: I gave her a guys name, and two: I gave her a monkey's
name that's a guy. Then Tina would start to run towards my daughter
because she was laughing at me, after of course giving me a banana
thinking it would help a charlie horse, and start to attack her.
At this time I would stand up and rip Tina off my daughter Charlie to
protect her, and my monkey Charlie seeing this would come in
defense of Tina and start attacking me. I would then call animal
control to get them away from my daughter, me, and my house.
When animal control pulls up, all they see is me fending off
two monkeys and ask why I was attacking them, I would then tell
them the story, but they wouldn't believe it and ask my daughter,
who is still mad at me, what happened and she would say,
"They were peacefully playing with me when my dad came up and attacked
them." The monkey twins would be taken off to the zoo for
rehabilitation, and I would lose custody of my daughter and
never be able to see her.

+++++ Living a life of remorse and despair, I'd
punish myself by going to work at a leading anti-virus software company
producing almost useless reactive software that is more often
circumvented than effective yet still qualifies under industry security
'standards' +++++

Years later on my deathbed and asking for my daughters forgivness, only
to find out she died 8 years before.

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Moral of the story: Monkeys make bad pets.