From: Jared Stone (shizitmilitant@gmail.com)
To: malvu@attrition.org
Date: Sat, 20 Jan 2007 16:29:56 -0600
Subject: Sounds like someone could use a hug


Pardon the rather long subject, I'm partial to getting the gist of the
conversation out of the way before I even start rambling. That way when I
lose my self in random and incoherent thought you at least have something to
ground yourself with.

I am providing you with this email because you failed to receive any mail
last year. So I wrote to offer you not only a chance at a witty if not
callous reply, but to also who that teh net still lubs j00. Please note that
I am incapable of loving hence the shitty pseudo 1337 speak. For using such
I will gladly burn in hell for at least giving you a glimmer of that hope I
will post some ridiculous claims to a lost email password or help with a
cheating gf... However I can ask you to run a security check of my one email
account for i stopped using it due to my friends and myself, signing up for
various porn auto mailers. (Hooray free porn)

As for your last little question, "How big is your 'Western Digital'?" I'm a
seagate user myself... and the more direct answer is 6.

> From your friend

Mr. Stone

P.S. I'm hugging you through cyber space... feel the love... feel it... your
feeling it aren't you, thats so hot.

From: Jared Stone (shizitmilitant@gmail.com)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 20 Jan 2007 17:47:45 -0600
Subject: Re: Sounds like someone could use a hug


On 1/20/07, lyger  wrote:

> like using jumper cables?  omfg, teh juice, more juice...


I thought I was into kinky shit. I suppose I must step down as being the
most fucked up person I know... Im frowning on the inside.

> free pr0n is good, but the "incapable of love" sounds like a personal
> problem.  we have many spam emails we can forward to you that may help
> with the issue!  now grepping for viagara, cialis, etc


Shit man,  I'm lucky I haven't gone blind yet. However at this current rate
of "self loving", I suppose I might wear myself out in the next 3-5 years...
so keep those mailing list on que.

> TMMFI.  however, if you want to prove it, send picz to czarina.  she can verify 
> authenticity fo' sho'.


If I have a  camera handy next time I will be sure to take high rez pics for
you and everyone else. Perhaps even make a meatspin.org sister site.


> sorry, malvu can't come to the computer right now.  she kinda has her
> mouth *ahem* full, wink wink nudge nudge say no more


Fascinating! Well not really. Good sir, I believe you should let her have
some air though, after all a little bit of common courtesy means they wont
be as angery when you make them swallow.

That or she is eating food (as opposed to glass) and may very well be
swallowing regardless of courtesies.