From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Jon Myers (diswhiteboy04@gmail.com)
Cc: Heathens (staff@attrition.org)
Date: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:25:14 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Box of Shit


:    I was quite impressed with your kindness after reading about the
: generous boxes of shit you so kindly sent to those slackers you have to
: work with. We all know that you're the real brains behind Attrition.
: Anyway, I saw that after recieving a box of shit yourself, you now have
: some Defcon cds which you obviously won't need due to your brilliance
: and superhuman memory.  As a poor programmer who will most likely will
: not get to Defcon in at least a decade, would you, being the generous
: and gracious person you are, be willing to send me a box of shit
: containing those cds?  O master of the hackers and pwner of the |33t, I
: humbly await your reply.

Since those items actually have some real value (try to order them off the
BH/DC sites!), I propose you write at least two quality movie, book or
hooker reviews (but not Candace from Colfax/Pearl in Denver). If they pass
the Lyger inspection and get posted, I will send them to you. Ideally, one
movie and one book review since we have plenty of hooker reviews.

Jericho