From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Jen.Florin@gmail.com
Cc: abuse@gmail.com
Bcc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 6 Feb 2008 02:04:50 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: IT Services - February 6, 2008


: I am conducting my periodic check with you and your company to see if I
: could assist with recruiting candidates for any of your current
: IT/Engineering/Technology job openings?
:
: My fee ranges from 15-25% for permanent placements and the hourly rates
: for our consultants are anywhere from $55-70/hr.
:
: Please let me know how I can assist.

yes Jen,

we need help recruiting a full time administrator to help fight SPAM and
to aggressively contact the ISP of offending sites used by spammers to
send us unsolicted e-mails. This would include helping to eliminate
spammers and their drop boxes on sites like gmail.com.

Can you help?

Jared E. Richo

From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: Jen.Florin@gmail.com
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Wed, 6 Feb 2008 02:09:42 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: IT Services - February 6, 2008



On Tue, 5 Feb 2008, Jen Florin wrote:

": " Hi there,
": "
": " I hope things are going well with you!

Super, thanks for asking!


": " I am conducting my periodic check with you and your company to see if I could assist with recruiting 
": " candidates for any of your current IT/Engineering/Technology job openings?

Actually, we have several openings that need filled.  Please see the
following for our current open positions:

1.  Webmaster:  must have knowledge of HTML, Javascript, Ruby on Rails,
PHP, Cold Fusion, and CSS.  10-12 years experience preferred, with certain
exceptions granted for Unix/Linux knowledge.  Must type at least 20 WPM
and have the minimum of a high school diploma.

2.  Lead System Administrator:  Must have 6-12 months of Unix/Linux
experience, technologies include telnet, FTP, HTTP, DNS, and sendmail.
Excellent leadership qualities required, including 24/7 cell, pager,
email, and snail mail access.  Extra consideration given for Pakistani
applicants and residents of Montana.

3.  Staff Gopher:  Provides support for current staff including, but not
limited to, delivery of caffienated beverages, answering email, smoke/beer
runs, and serving as a personal "ass-istant" for our lead developer.

4.  Asian Hooker:  self-explanatory.  Please provide references.

We provide a non-hostile work environment on Tuesdays and every other
Saturday, and condoms are available in the unisex restroom at a reduced
cost (highly recommended for positions 3 and 4).


": " My fee ranges from 15-25% for permanent placements and the hourly rates for our consultants are 
": " anywhere from $55-70/hr.

Excellent.  Much cheaper than our current Asian hooker.  Any chance you're
looking for a side gig?  A/S/L please.


": " Please let me know how I can assist.

Put them on the glass!


": " Thanks!
": "
": " Jen Florin
": " Account Manager

Lyger
Attrition.org Staff Member, Director of Perv Services