From: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid@attrition.org)
To: staff@attrition.org
Date: Tue, 17 Oct 2006 15:49:54 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: plz help me (fwd)

This has (bastardized) haiku written all over it...

  i want to know
  plz u help me
  become a hacker
  send me a link
       plz

From: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid@attrition.org)
To: pulkit patel (pulkit_patel2006@yahoo.com)
Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:56:14 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: plz help me

ABRACADABRA! HOCUS-POCUS! HAIRY-SAC!

*POOF* You're a hacker!

That'll be $500.

-AL

On Tue, 17 Oct 2006, pulkit patel wrote:

> i want to know about how i hack another computer.
>  plz u help me
>  i want to become a hacker
>  u send me a link or hacking software.
>  plz

From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: pulkit patel (pulkit_patel2006@yahoo.com)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:32:09 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: plz help me

On Tue, 17 Oct 2006, pulkit patel wrote:

> i want to know about how i hack another computer.
>  plz u help me
>  i want to become a hacker
>  u send me a link or hacking software.
>  plz

No.  There is no 'there' there.  And even if there was, you couldn't get there from where you are.

Repent!  Quick your job!  Slack OFF!
The world ends tomorrow and YOU may *DIE*!

.c

P.S. -  And we outsource tech jobs to you guys?  Fuck me...