Going Postal

From nepen@attrition.org Fri Apr 13 17:22:13 2007
Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2007 21:22:13 +0000 (UTC)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: PCRevamp Staff (pcrevamp@gmail.com)
Subject: Re: Hey Fuckhole

This one looks like he might benefit from my services...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burdizzo

...Agreed? :D

---

> You shoulda just told the fucking dude how to make the fucking virus you
> fucking assfucker! SUCK MY BALLS FUCKJUICE! I wanna fuck your your
> fucking mouth for being such a fucking prick dickfuck fuck fuck fuck
> your asshole fuck splurge in your fucking vagina I hope you get sand in
> your pussy you fucking male fuckoff!

Kid:

For as much hatred as you pretend to have for jericho, your entire email
reads like a fucking pickup line... Is this some kind of not-so-subtle
script kiddie code for "I wanna do you up the butt?" This is
attrition.org, not your local gay bar [except for every other Wednesday,
but that's a different story].

Anyway, there are thousands of docs out there detailing "how to make the
fucking virus." Why the hell are we obligated to write one as well? We
don't exist to cater to every demand of the homosexual script kiddie set.
The fact that you have a hard-on for jericho doesn't entitle you to any
special services [at least, not of /that/ variety].

You've got three options:
1. Learn to read: The fact that a tutorial wasn't written specially for
   you doesn't mean the information is no good.
2. Send n00dz.
3. Come back next Wednesday.

nepen


From pcrevamp@gmail.com Fri Apr 20 12:32:21 2007
Date: Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:32:21 -0400
To: nepen (nepen@attrition.org), jericho@attrition.org
Subject: Re: Hey Fuckhole

Nah, I'm just joking man. I was bored in school one day looking up
random stuff and decided to email a complete stranger, so chill.
"Winning an argument over the Internet is like winning the special
Olympics. If you win, you're still retarded!"

lol, "I am fuckjuice hear me squirt!"

That's good. And I wasn't looking how to make a virus, the attitude
of the bitchy governmental dude was phenomenally annoying lol, yeah,
this email was pretty much a joke.

Homosexuality is not a joke though, you should have the upmost
respect for them, they're human too, so don't go around using it as
an insult.

I'm done wasting your time - later

And don't call me kid.

On 4/13/07, nepen (nepen@attrition.org) wrote:
      This one looks like he might benefit from my services...
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burdizzo

      ...Agreed? :D


      ---

      > You shoulda just told the fucking dude how to make the
      fucking virus you
      > fucking assfucker! SUCK MY BALLS FUCKJUICE! I wanna
      fuck your your
      > fucking mouth for being such a fucking prick dickfuck
      fuck fuck fuck
      > your asshole fuck splurge in your fucking vagina I hope
      you get sand in
      > your pussy you fucking male fuckoff!

      Kid:

      For as much hatred as you pretend to have for jericho,
      your entire email
      reads like a fucking pickup line... Is this some kind of
      not-so-subtle
      script kiddie code for "I wanna do you up the butt?" This
      is
      attrition.org, not your local gay bar [except for every
      other Wednesday,
      but that's a different story].

      Anyway, there are thousands of docs out there detailing
      "how to make the
      fucking virus." Why the hell are we obligated to write
      one as well? We
      don't exist to cater to every demand of the homosexual
      script kiddie set.
      The fact that you have a hard-on for jericho doesn't
      entitle you to any
      special services [at least, not of /that/ variety].

      You've got three options:
      1. Learn to read: The fact that a tutorial wasn't written
      specially for
          you doesn't mean the information is no good.
      2. Send n00dz.
      3. Come back next Wednesday.

      nepen

From nepen@attrition.org Fri Apr 20 14:38:51 2007
Date: Fri, 20 Apr 2007 18:38:33 +0000 (UTC)
To: PCRevamp Staff (pcrevamp@gmail.com)
Cc: jericho@attrition.org
Subject: Re: Hey Fuckhole

On Fri, 20 Apr 2007, PCRevamp Staff wrote:

> Nah, I'm just joking man. I was bored in school one day looking up random
> stuff and decided to email a complete stranger, so chill. "Winning an
> argument over the Internet is like winning the special Olympics. If you
> win,
> you're still retarded!"

You were bored in school, where you're supposed to be receiving an
education, and you decide to spend your precious time sending violent,
homoerotic email to jericho?

> lol, "I am fuckjuice hear me squirt!"
> 
> That's good. And I wasn't looking how to make a virus, the attitude of the
> bitchy governmental dude was phenomenally annoying lol, yeah, this email
> was
> pretty much a joke.

It was a really bad joke. It came off as an angsty 15 year old kid too
lazy to do his own homework on how to create a virus, angry that we
decided we didn't feel like catering to every lazy dipshit with an
overinflated sense of entitlement.

[Check it out, there are THOUSANDS of tutorials on how to write viruses
out there--what the FUCK entitles any one of you fucktard script kiddies
to a personally written book on virus writing from one of us?]

What the fuck is it with you kids today and the fact that you think
everything has to be served to you on a silver platter? Does the fact that
the extant information on whatever you want to know wasn't written FOR you
at your request make it any less valid or useful to you? Do you think if
someone holds your hand, you'll be magically bestowed with l33t hax0r
powers?

> Homosexuality is not a joke though, you should have the upmost respect for
> them, they're human too, so don't go around using it as an insult.

Utmost, not upmost. Perhaps you should have been in the library instead of
sending violently homoerotic emails to jericho.

No, homosexuality isn't a joke. However, it does make for great jokes
occasionally. Our homosexual friends and readers agree. I was, however,
dead serious in my opinion that your entire email reeked of pent-up teen
male closet homosexuality.

You want to rail on me because you perceived my response to you as
insulting to homosexuals? Your entire email to jericho was one big ball of
sexual assault. If you want to play PC victim with touchy issues, I can
tell you this: Send that shit to me and I'll send it to your local DA's
office, just for the fun of it [instead of, say, reading a book]. Because
I'm bored. I can be PC too.

Our homosexual friends find me hilarious. If you aren't homosexual, get
off the PC horse. There is ALWAYS going to be someone offended by
SOMETHING. You cannot win. Let the homosexuals decide what's insulting to
them, mmmmmmk? And each have their own issues with certain words, phrases,
et cetera. Others don't give a fuck. Unless you are homosexual, and I
still do have that feeling that you are, based upon your original email.

Also, are retards a joke? The Special Olympics? Where do we draw the line?
Or are you the only one allowed to insult minorities and violently attack
people with sexual abuse?

Unless, of course, you're a homosexual retard who has participated in the
Special Olympics. Then, I'd accept your opinion as valid. Rock on.

Here's a little bit of logic for you: Jokes are jokes. Words are words.
/Intent/ is that pesky thing that needs to be discerned when it comes to
sensitive words and topics. It's the decision maker when determining
whether calling someone a dirty cock-sucking cunt is abuse or foreplay.

My intent was to let you know I was on to your homosexual tendencies and
hopefully alleviate some of that angst and grief you're probably
experiencing as a teenage homosexual. It can be hard to deal with.

> I'm done wasting your time - later

You mean you're done wasting /your/ time. Go get your ass in the fucking
library. NOW.

> And don't call me kid.

Sorry, kid. You're a kid. Your email reeks of "kid." Particularly the fact
that you waste your time at *SCHOOL* sending pointless, retarded emails to
people you don't know "as a joke."

Bored at school? Pick up a fucking book. We don't pay for you to be there
just so you can waste school time sending violently sexual emails to
people you don't even know.

If you don't want to be called a kid, don't act like one. I wouldn't fuck
you, but then again, I'm probably in the majority and that would go
without saying.

nepen


From pcrevamp@gmail.com Tue Apr 24 08:49:17 2007
Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:00:27 -0400
To: nepen (nepen@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: Hey Fuckhole

Dude, fuck off. What don't you understand about that I'm not looking
how to make a virus? You're a complete idiot man, and you're wasting
your own time.

On 4/20/07, nepen (nepen@attrition.org) wrote:

      On Fri, 20 Apr 2007, PCRevamp Staff wrote:

      > Nah, I'm just joking man. I was bored in school one day
      looking up random
      > stuff and decided to email a complete stranger, so
      chill. "Winning an
      > argument over the Internet is like winning the special
      Olympics. If you win,
      > you're still retarded!"

      You were bored in school, where you're supposed to be
      receiving an
      education, and you decide to spend your precious time
      sending violent,
      homoerotic email to jericho?


      > lol, "I am fuckjuice hear me squirt!"
      >
      > That's good. And I wasn't looking how to make a virus,
      the attitude of the
      > bitchy governmental dude was phenomenally annoying lol,
      yeah, this email was
      > pretty much a joke.

      It was a really bad joke. It came off as an angsty 15
      year old kid too
      lazy to do his own homework on how to create a virus,
      angry that we
      decided we didn't feel like catering to every lazy
      dipshit with an
      overinflated sense of entitlement.

      [Check it out, there are THOUSANDS of tutorials on how to
      write viruses
      out there--what the FUCK entitles any one of you fucktard
      script kiddies
      to a personally written book on virus writing from one of
      us?]

      What the fuck is it with you kids today and the fact that
      you think
      everything has to be served to you on a silver platter?
      Does the fact that
      the extant information on whatever you want to know
      wasn't written FOR you
      at your request make it any less valid or useful to you?
      Do you think if
      someone holds your hand, you'll be magically bestowed
      with l33t hax0r
      powers?


      > Homosexuality is not a joke though, you should have the
      upmost respect for
      > them, they're human too, so don't go around using it as
      an insult.

      Utmost, not upmost. Perhaps you should have been in the
      library instead of
      sending violently homoerotic emails to jericho.

      No, homosexuality isn't a joke. However, it does make for
      great jokes
      occasionally. Our homosexual friends and readers agree. I
      was, however,
      dead serious in my opinion that your entire email reeked
      of pent-up teen
      male closet homosexuality.

      You want to rail on me because you perceived my response
      to you as
      insulting to homosexuals? Your entire email to jericho
      was one big ball of
      sexual assault. If you want to play PC victim with touchy
      issues, I can
      tell you this: Send that shit to me and I'll send it to
      your local DA's
      office, just for the fun of it [instead of, say, reading
      a book]. Because
      I'm bored. I can be PC too.

      Our homosexual friends find me hilarious. If you aren't
      homosexual, get
      off the PC horse. There is ALWAYS going to be someone
      offended by
      SOMETHING. You cannot win. Let the homosexuals decide
      what's insulting to
      them, mmmmmmk? And each have their own issues with
      certain words, phrases,
      et cetera. Others don't give a fuck. Unless you are
      homosexual, and I
      still do have that feeling that you are, based upon your
      original email.

      Also, are retards a joke? The Special Olympics? Where do
      we draw the line?
      Or are you the only one allowed to insult minorities and
      violently attack
      people with sexual abuse?

      Unless, of course, you're a homosexual retard who has
      participated in the
      Special Olympics. Then, I'd accept your opinion as valid.
      Rock on.

      Here's a little bit of logic for you: Jokes are jokes.
      Words are words.
      /Intent/ is that pesky thing that needs to be discerned
      when it comes to
      sensitive words and topics. It's the decision maker when
      determining
      whether calling someone a dirty cock-sucking cunt is
      abuse or foreplay.

      My intent was to let you know I was on to your homosexual
      tendencies and
      hopefully alleviate some of that angst and grief you're
      probably
      experiencing as a teenage homosexual. It can be hard to
      deal with.


      > I'm done wasting your time - later

      You mean you're done wasting /your/ time. Go get your ass
      in the fucking
      library. NOW.


      > And don't call me kid.

      Sorry, kid. You're a kid. Your email reeks of "kid."
      Particularly the fact
      that you waste your time at *SCHOOL* sending pointless,
      retarded emails to
      people you don't know "as a joke."

      Bored at school? Pick up a fucking book. We don't pay for
      you to be there
      just so you can waste school time sending violently
      sexual emails to
      people you don't even know.

      If you don't want to be called a kid, don't act like one.
      I wouldn't fuck
      you, but then again, I'm probably in the majority and
      that would go
      without saying.

      nepen

From nepen@attrition.org Tue Apr 24 09:00:03 2007
Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:59:56 +0000 (UTC)
To: PCRevamp Staff (pcrevamp@gmail.com)
Subject: Re: Hey Fuckhole

On Tue, 24 Apr 2007, PCRevamp Staff wrote:

> Dude, fuck off. What don't you understand about that I'm not looking how
> to
> make a virus? You're a complete idiot man, and you're wasting your own
> time.

"Dude"? "Man"? No wonder you're so frustrated. Ms. nepen's female, silly,
but you missed every hint at that. Learn about women, kid. That way, you
won't have to resort to hitting on Jericho.

That, or this is just further proof of your homosexual fixation on the men
of attrition.org: Even the females here are men, to you.

That's cool though, I like roleplay. I'll pretend to be Jericho and you
can pretend I'm ass-raping you with a squirrel carcass.

This IS why you emailed us, right? I mean, you're not looking to learn how
to make a virus... but you sure were interested in Jericho's vagina...
[What's the deal with that anyway? Jericho gets to have a vagina and I'm a
"dude" and a "man"?]

nepen


From pcrevamp@gmail.com Wed Apr 25 09:22:01 2007
Date: Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:18:44 -0400
To: nepen (nepen@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: Hey Fuckhole

Dude, I fucking emailed you cause your an asshole. End of story.

On 4/24/07, nepen (nepen@attrition.org) wrote:

      On Tue, 24 Apr 2007, PCRevamp Staff wrote:

      > Dude, fuck off. What don't you understand about that
      I'm not looking how to
      > make a virus? You're a complete idiot man, and you're
      wasting your own time.

      "Dude"? "Man"? No wonder you're so frustrated. Ms.
      nepen's female, silly,
      but you missed every hint at that. Learn about women,
      kid. That way, you
      won't have to resort to hitting on Jericho.

      That, or this is just further proof of your homosexual
      fixation on the men
      of attrition.org: Even the females here are men, to you.

      That's cool though, I like roleplay. I'll pretend to be
      Jericho and you
      can pretend I'm ass-raping you with a squirrel carcass.

      This IS why you emailed us, right? I mean, you're not
      looking to learn how
      to make a virus... but you sure were interested in
      Jericho's vagina...
      [What's the deal with that anyway? Jericho gets to have a
      vagina and I'm a
      "dude" and a "man"?]


      nepen