From: Loren Mandarino (lorenmandarino@comcast.net)
To: staff@attrition.org
Date: Sun, 19 Aug 2007 12:43:33 -0400
Subject: why question

Why does sweat from ones under arms smell totally different than say the sweat 
from ones crotch? Actually each area of the body has different smelling sweat 
and I don't get it. One could wear gloves on their hands all day and still not have
any smell, however, covering their feet in socks for a the same amount of time 
would result in foot odor. I don't understand why this is, do you have the answer?

From: Loren Mandarino (lorenmandarino@comcast.net)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Date: Sun, 19 Aug 2007 14:13:00 -0400
Subject: Re: why question

You just totally blew my mind. I am abandoning any further research into dark energy 
and devoting my life to finding the answer.

security curmudgeon wrote:

> : Why does sweat from ones under arms smell totally different than say the 
> : sweat from ones crotch? Actually each area of the body has different 
> : smelling sweat and I don't get it. One could wear gloves on their hands 
> : all day and still not have any smell, however, covering their feet in 
> : socks for a the same amount of time would result in foot odor. I don't 
> : understand why this is, do you have the answer?
>
> I think the more curious question is, why they smell different but taste the same.

From: Loren Mandarino (lorenmandarino@comcast.net)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Date: Sun, 19 Aug 2007 14:16:56 -0400
Subject: Re: why question

Oh by the way, could you hack my school and change my grades for me? bwahahaha, 
that was a great read. He actually took a picture of a squirrel. The possibilities 
of what you could have gotten him to do, but I guess it wasn't worth blowing the
entire thing getting too crazy with that stuff. I am surprised such a bright fellow 
didn't have good grades.

From: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: Loren Mandarino (lorenmandarino@comcast.net), Heathens (staff@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:19:45 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: why question

> ": " I thought ass sweat WAS dark energy....
>
> BLACK.  HOLE.

(Insert your favorite "things that enter [attrition staff member]'s ass, never to return" joke here)

Which reminds me, lyger, where's my Buick?

From: Loren Mandarino (lorenmandarino@comcast.net)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:25:04 -0400
Subject: Re: why question

lyger wrote:

> On Tue, 21 Aug 2007, Apathetic Lucidity wrote:
>
> ": " > You just totally blew my mind. I am abandoning any further research into
> ": " > dark energy and devoting my life to finding the answer.
> ": " ": " I thought ass sweat WAS dark energy....
>
> BLACK.  HOLE.

You know it actually isn't far off. I take pain meds for disk problems, and they 
tend to constipate me (this is going somewhere I promise) and I end up with rabbit 
pellets. Considering the size of the steaks I usually eat I would say that this is 
the closest science will ever get to a 3D model of singularity! Light can't even 
escape the toilet when I am finished..

If I send you a picture of a lizard in my driveway (I live in Florida so sorry no 
squirrels) would you guys consider updating records at the university to give me a 
graduate degree? I just don't have the time to pursue a PharmD any longer
with this new research I am dedicating myself to. When will you ever get a chance 
to be a part of something so important to the world as finding an answer to the sweat 
paradox? I will include your names as an important part of my findings. Just imagine 
lyger appearing with names like Einstein,Pascal, Huygens,Oppenheimer! Think about it, 
I could also send a picture of my neighbor, she is really hot!