Going Postal

From: angela kennedy (angelakenn38@hotmail.com)
To: yves.tjoens@alcatel.be
Date: Sun, 8 Jul 2007 13:21:21 -0400
Subject: HELLO

My dear, I am miss Angela from Asmara, Eritrea, single and 21 years old .
Immediately after going through your profile i made up my mind to contact
you for long term relationship, because you are my choice of trust and i
see nothing wrong with the choice that i have made in you. Now that i am
in a state of absolute confussion I must let you know that my daddy was
the Financial controler to the Common Wealth North African Region.The
following information is my purpose of chosing you.      

My daddy was killed by unidentified family enemies and my daddy's lawyer 
and my daddy's brother are among the suspects, they are all against me because
of my daddy's properties in Eritrea. Before my daddy died he made me  the
beneficiary of the amount of 14.5 Million gbp£ in his account with Citi
Bank in Dakar, Senegal, i have the bank statement of account in my
travelling bag in this prison. on my way travelling to dakar, sengal i
arrived this gambia on transit, on the same night i arrived Gambia i was
attacked by 2 big boys in my guest house (hotel) room, they rubbed me,
collected my hand bag that contained all my  money, as if that was not
enough, they tried to rape me so i collected the nearest object in the
room and hit one of them on the head and screamed to the hearing of the
neighbouring compounds and people came out and decended on the criminals,
the next morning the police came to the guest house and arrested me,
since then i have been kept under awaiting trial here in this central
prison of Gambia because the criminal i heated died as a result of the
severe beating given to him by the neighbourhood.

      I am among the girls newly appointed to head the girls sector in
this prison, hence i have the advantage to use the prison computer to
communicate with you, and i will be very glad to also have a detailed
information about you. From here i communicated with citi bank and they
said that according to the agreement that my daddy signed with them that
i must be present in their bank to claim the money by myself OR that i
should appoint a foreign partner who will claim and receive the money on
my behalf. the money is my only hope in life. as soon as  Citi Bank
transfers the money into your bank account, you will use some of the
money to get me a lawyer/s to fight for my case and get me out of here,
then thesame week of my release you will fly down here in Gambia  and i
and you will depart to your home in your country together.

I want you to help me claim and receive the amount and also be my fund
and investment manager.        Reply me only on email:
Angelakenn500@gmail.com  ONLY . in your reply do give me your house
address so that i will put it in my diary.      Yours sincerely,Miss
Angela Kennedy

From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: Angelakenn500@gmail.com
Bcc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 9 Jul 2007 13:21:15 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: HELLO

Dear Angela,

I am terribly sorry to hear of your plight.  To some, particularly a
friend of mine whose 'name' begins with l, ends in r, and has a y in it
somewhere, being rubbed by two big men is a fantasy.  I can see how in
your case it would be significantly less appealing.

I must say I admire your courage, staying in the 'big house' is
difficult, and your body is often subject to various forms of torture/pleasure
depending on your perspective.  Being forced to endure such after the
ordeal you've described -- what with your brother and such shitting down
your throat and all -- is a true Gambian/Eritrea Tragedy.  I can see this
being turned into a 'Not without my daughter' style flick, only minus the
daughter, plus the bags of money, and minus much of the real tragedy.
Actually, I guess it's nothing like 'Not without my daughter' come to
think of it, though both cases involve dirty sandy places...

Which reminds me of another movie, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle,
ever see it?  I'm not entirely sure why it reminded me of that movie,
something likely to do with Kumar being dark -- yet that doesn't make
sense since he's Indian, not Muslim, and definately not Black.  Oh well,
it is amazing how the mind can wander.  I do love whitecastle burgers
though.  There is very little room for improvement over them minuature
hamburger wise.  I like mine with ketchup, mustard, and mayo -- kinda odd
with the mayo I know, but, one try and you'll be hooked as well, I
guarantee it.

But again I digress, Take strength in the camel, I know I do.

I'm a single mom of 8 children from 6 different fathers.  I'm fairly well
to do as a result of 4 divorces, so I have money should this position
require some degree of investment on my part.  I also have my passport
should I need to travel.  Don't worry about my children, I pay a nanny.

How much time would be involved in assisting you with your transaction?
I may be able to help if it doesn't require a significant time investment.

Also, I only do business with people I can see.  Can you send me a
picture?

Sincerely,

Dee Dee Winters

From: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
To: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 9 Jul 2007 16:32:32 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: my wishes and my photo

    My dearest Dee Dee, i got your message and thanks for your words of
absolute courage. i dont think that it will require a significant time
investment except the time that you will come to this gambia to take me
with you after the transfer. i am left alone in this life but now i found
a mummy and sister in you. my dear i want you to help me to come out from
here and i want it to be done secretely and personally, because i dont
want even a single person from your country or eritrea to know that i am
in this prison, so that they will not send food poison to me in this
prion, please it is for my safety and peace of mind, i will not be
peaceful if you tell any body arround you about me and i will like to let
you know that what i want first from this life is peace of mind, since
the death of my parents i have not been peaceful within myself because i
dont know who is who in my town Asmara, i mean that i dont know who is my
family friends and family enemies because they also
 burned my daddy's cars and set our house on fire and that made me not to
have peace of mind and i will never return to Eritrea. Coming to the
wishes for myself, the best wishes for me is for you to invest my wealth
substantially, i mean you making a substantial investment of the money,
and while you take care of the investment and management of my wealth, i
will be schooling in one of the best universities in your country, also
tell me your best wishes.          

My problem is that Citi bank instructed me to appoint a foreign partner 
who will claim and receive the money on my behalf according to the agreement 
that my daddy signed with them. so i will write a letter to Citi bank and 
tell them that you are my foreign partner and the bank will surely transfer 
the money into your bank account for me, and from my money in your account 
you will buy your ticket and come to Gambia to use part of the money to 
release me and take me with you. Honey i know that through your bank Citi
 bank will send me your bank address and how to locate your bank address
after the transfer, so i am very safe about how to locate you through
your bank after Citi bank transfer the money into your account for me.
And upon my arrival in your country you will take me to your bank where
my money is and i will withdraw all the money and redeposit it in 4
current or savings accounts with 4 big banks in your country. I have
attached my photo to this letter, If possible do also scan and send me
your photo.

         Always inform me before taking any step and hence-forth always
write me through this email address Angelakenn1@yahoo.com because i
mistakenly allowed the prison computer operator to see the password of my
old email address.
        i will be back to receive your reply.
  yours sincerely
  Miss Angela Kennedy with all my love


From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:03:42 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: my wishes and my photo (fwd)


looks like about a 36B

GO ALL LESBIAN ON HER

From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
Bcc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:58:44 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: my wishes and my photo

Dear Angela,

I'm terribly sorry about the situation you've found yourself entangled in,
and I promise I'll do anything to help.  Thank you for the picture, I
think I have that exact same top -- do you shop at Old Navy???  That's
where I got mine!!!@# LOL Last week, they had a BIG sale, and I purchased
a whole new tank top with spaghetti straps.  It's bluuuue with white lines
and it was on the clearance rack but it was marvelous. You are truly
beautiful, in a pure and angelic way.  You remind me of an indentured
servant my daddy once had.

You have beautiful curves, but you are not smiling!?  Can you send me a
picture of you smiling???

I promise I wont tell anyone of your plight, and I sincerely hope you
don't get gang raped by dozens of lesbians in prison.  I've never been to
Prison, so I have no idea what it's like, but I imagine there is a lot of
rape.

You asked about my wishes, well, I wish to someday own a home in Long
Beach County California.  It's beautiful there, near the ocean, lots of
culture -- a bit noisy what with the drive-by's but all in all a great
place to raise children.  I'd also like to experiment with the dirty
sanchez and the clevland steamer, but those are things for the future, not
now.  My children are what is most important to me now, and keeping them
safe and healthy.  My oldest son has contracted a nasty rash on
the nuts side of his taint and that has consumed a great deal of my time,
money, and efforts as of late.  My 3rd daughter just had surgery for a
fecalomas as well.  Overall, things have been difficult lately, but, I
hope they'll improve dramatically soon -- and maybe our arrangement will be the
catalyst for that change.

Maybe, just maybe, you and I are soul mates, and the universe has arranged
for our meeting in this way.  Maybe, MAYBE, we will live happily ever
after.  I truly hope so.

Please tell me exactly what you need me to do, and please do send a
picture of you smiling!  I'll help you in whatever way I can.  Your
daddy's bank will wire the money from Dakar?  What info do you need to
make that happen.

Oh, attached is my picture.  It was taken at my 45th birthday party.

Please tell me your interests as well.  I love line dancing, pole
dancing, and arm wrestling, as well as baseball bat insertion, balloon
knot unravelling, and astrology.  I was born in the sign of the white
beaver, and I believe strictly in the faith of the kumquat.  I am learning
french at nights, so I can say fancy things like "J'aime les moutons", and
"C'est la vie".

Hope to hear from you soon,

Love Dee Dee


From: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
To: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:02:41 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: SPAMHAUS-Do email the bank

  My dear Dee Dee, your words keep making me feel strong. i have another
of my photo and i have attached it to this letter. concerning the
informetion you will need to make this happen, i have emailed the bank
many times and explained to the bank that i am in banjul central prison
here in the Gambia, but the banker incharge of my daddy's account keep
replying me that according to the agreement that my daddy signed with Citi
bank that the bank cannot deduct any money from my daddy's account to send
to me except if i come to their bank in dakar to claim the money, that i
should appoint a foreign partner who will claim and receive the money on
my behalf according to the agreement that my daddy signed with their bank.
The banker told me that they are working according to the agreement that
my daddy made with them, that they cannot change the bank laws because of
me, that that is all. I want you to email a letter to the bank and tell
them that i have appointed you to be my
 foreign partner and my fund and investment manager and ask them what are
the information that they will need from you for them to transfer the
money into your account for me for the purpose of the investment because
that is the key thing they will need to hear or read from you.
  address the letter:
  TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
  Foreign Opearations Office.
  Citi bank
  2 Place De L' Independence
  Dakar, Senegal.
  002212705335
    Email; Accounts_citibk@mail2savings.com

        I have attached my daddy's bank statement of account to this
letter and i dont want you to let anybody see it, and you should keep the
document to yourself only. i want you to email and call the bank by
yourself and talk to them because they are waiting for my foreign partner
to communicate with them through email and telephone call. Dee Dee I will
be back to receive your lovely reply.
  Yours sincerely,
  Miss Angela Kennedywith all my love


From: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
To: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:08:23 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: SPAMHAUS-Dee Dee, this is the letter that i sent to the bank,
    email the bank today and get back to me

          TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
  Foreign Opearations Office.
  Citi bank, 2 Place De L' Independence
  Dakar, Senegal.


  Dear Madam/Sir,
        My name is Miss Angela Kennedy, the daughter of Dr. Edwin KENNEDY
of 19 medical road, Asmara, Eritrea. My daddy's (Dr. Edwin KENNEDY) bank
account number with your bank is 401/9557240776. My daddy was killed at
airport road in Asmara, Eritrea.
        Before My daddy died he made a WILL stating that the 14.5 million
gbp£ in his account will be given to his only child (my self), Miss Angela
Kennedy who is the beneficiary to his bank account in your bank (Citi
bank), and your bank is aware of this. i have communicated with your bank
and your bank have assured me that my inherrited money is save and secured
in your bank reading interest, that i should get a foreign partner who
will receive the money on my behalf and ask her or him to email your bank,
that when i do that your bank will transfer all my inherrited money into
my foreign partner's account for me according to your bank law and the
agreement that my daddy signed with your bank. As your bank instructed i
am sending this letter for the Citi bank to be aware that any time from
now my personally appointed foreign partner and fund manager will send you
a letter through email to your bank to know the informations of claim that
you will need from her for your
 bank to transfer the money into her account for my intended investment.
        I have attached my daddy's bank statement of account and my photo
to this letter.
        thank you very much,
  Miss Angela Kennedy
  the daughter of late Dr. EDWIN KENNEDY
  Bank account number. 401/9557240776

From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
Date: Wed, 11 Jul 2007 17:23:12 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: my dear dee dee

Sorry Angela, I have been rather busy as of late.  The second picture of
you is absolutely stunning.  I don't say this about women usually, but,
you are delicious to look at.  Perhaps we can be more than friends????  I
can tie a knot out of a cherry stem with my tongue, just so you are aware.
I've never used the talent on a woman, only men, but... LOL, I guess I
could be pursuaded!!!

My sister taught me a trick that I can do with a squash and some
water-based lubricant.  FYI, I only use water based lubricants because
they are MUCH better for the environment, and also the last time I used
petroleum based lubricants my anus broke out in severe hives.  Anyways,
the trick requires much acrobatics and physical prowess, but fortunately
for me (and possibly you), I'm built like a longshoreman, and I have the
dexterity of a feline.  My friends call me "Beastpussy" in fact, in part
because I can bench a horse and the aforementioned dexterity.

I actually won a contest once -- it was a hybrid hot dog eating / squat
thrusting competition whereby whomever can perform the most squat thrusts
and hotdogs simultaneously wins.  I scored a 70/460 in 20 minutes (that's
70 hot dogs and 460 squat thrusts), which earned me first place.  My
record has yet to be matched.  I did blow out my colon a few hours later,
however, and so I've been forbidden from competiting by my physicians.

Are there men in your prison?  Or just women?  I'll be frank here, do you
prefer men or women?

Also, what is the telephone number for the bank?  I assume it is an
international call.

Another thing that's been on my mind lately is, what do you like to do for
fun?  Do you like walks on the beach?

I've forwarded all this information to my comptroller, he handles my
finances.  He's agreed that it's a worthwhile idea, and he's fully on
board.  His name is Mr. Lyger, and he'll be contacting the bank on my
behalf.  I need his help in these matters as I have no idea how to
manage money.  But no need to worry, I trust him completely.  He would, in
fact, accompany me to Gambia to assist you after all is done -- he has
agreed and is looking forward to the process.  Your bank can expect an
email from him shortly at Accounts_citibk@mail2savings.com

SMOOCHES,

Dee Dee

From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
Bcc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) 
Date: Wed, 11 Jul 2007 17:41:25 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: my dear dee dee

Hi Angela, I just spoke with Mr. Lyger over the phone, he said he should
be able to email the bank today, he will be copying you and I on the
message.  He sounded very enthusiastic.  He wanted to know if we should
schedule our travel to Gambia soon or if we should wait.

From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: Accounts_citibk@mail2savings.com
Cc: d2d@attrition.org, angelakenn1@yahoo.com
Date: Wed, 11 Jul 2007 18:17:54 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Request For Information Regarding Fund Transfers

  Foreign Opearations Office.
  Citi bank
  2 Place De L' Independence
  Dakar, Senegal.
  002212705335

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

Ms. Angela Kennedy has hereby appointed Ms. Dee Dee Winters as her fund
and investment manager in order to claim and receive funds from her
father's account.  Acting on Ms. Winters' behalf, I hereby request to know
what information needs to be provided in order to transfer these funds to
Ms. Winters' account for the purpose of investing the funds on Ms.
Kennedy's behalf.

Due to the relocation of my office to our new building in Upper East
Compton, please contact me at your earliest convenience by email as AT&T
has once again "fubared" our telephone service (I know not what this term
means, but assume it is a technical issue of sorts).

Thank you for your kind and prompt attention to this matter.

Mr. Justin T. Lyger
Comptroller (on behalf of Ms. Angela Kennedy)
Mcnamara Financial Services, LLC
A Subsidiary Of Attrition Enterprises Inc., Operational Underwriters
Upper East Compton, CA  USA

From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:58:57 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: my dear dee dee

Dearest Angela,  I haven't heard from you, but I have seen that my
comptroller has emailed the bank as requested.  Could you confirm with
them that they have received our correspondence?  They have yet to reply.

Additionally, I miss you...so PLEASE TALK TO ME.  WHERE ARE YOU??????

It's nice to have a friend like you.

Love, Dee Dee


From: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
To: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:30:06 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: SPAMHAUS-i will read and write more

My dearest Dee Dee, i got your message, it is not all the time that i use
to have opportunity to make use of this computer, because they use to
change the computer operators and you know that this computer is not meant
for the prisoners, the prison warders uses it for their computer works, it
is whenever the operator that allows me to use it is on duty that i use to
have opportunity to use it.
        Most of the words you say makes me feel outside so much, you have
to be happy because you have your freedom unlike me. there are no men in
this prison. i want to know what you mean by " do i prefer men or woman?
if am right, i love my late mummy more than my late daddy, and i dont know
why, my daddy use to be closer to me than my mummy, he pets me like a cat
but still i love my mummy more. so the answer is that i love women more
than men, and i am a virgin. I have already sent you the telephone number
of the bank in my previous letters, but if you cannot find it you should
tell me so that i will come with my diary to copy it out and send it to
you, yes it is going to be an international call. i like walks on the
street and i like basket ball and i like music very much. I will read and
write more.
  I remain yours ever,
  Miss Angela Kennedywith all my love


From: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
To: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:58:37 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Dee Dee do not, i am afraid of men

My dearest Dee Dee, you should not have forwarded all my information to
another person whom i did not chose, did you give him my daddy's statement
of account? if yes collect it back from him. you know that i told you in
my previous letters not to give my information to any body and you
promised me that you will not let any body see the statement of account
and my information.
        Your financial controler is a man and he is a banker and the bank
warned me in one of my communication with them, they warned me that there
are bad bankers in overseas, and that bad bankers can be dangerous men who
can use only somebody's account number to withdraw all the money that the
person have in her account, do you know about that Dee Dee? you know that
that money is my only hope in life, i know that you have money, but i
expect you to take the security of my money as you take the security of
your own money.
       My dear Dee Dee, you know that i have already emailed the bank and
told them that you are the one who will email them, and they know that you
are a woman and i you see that letter that i wrote to them, you know that
it will not sound very good to the bank if another person who is not the
person that i have chosen and told them about email them, my dear Dee Dee,
i dont want your financial controler to email the bank, take all my
information from him, my mind did not accept him, you have to email the
bank on my behalf, i have appointed you to act on mybehalf so it is
illegal for you to ask a man to act on your behalf when you have not acted
on my behalf, please take this very fragile so that the transfer will work
out, do not do anything that will make the bank not to agree to transfer
the money, because i repeat that the money is my only hope in life. email
the bank and talk to them by yourself. I will read and write more.
  I remain yours ever,
  Miss Angela Kennedywith all my love


From: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
To: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:10:04 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Yes my dear Dee Dee

My dear Dee Dee, you said that you just spoke with mr lyger over the
phone, please stop telling him about my information, after the transfer of
the money he can come in to continue the management of your money for you,
but concerning the investment and management of my money, you Dee Dee is
my fund and investment manager, you are the one i know, do not bring mr
lyger into this.
        Email the bank by yourself and copy me one of the message.
concerning you coming to the gamabia soon, i dont want you to wait, i want
you to come soon. immediately after the transfer you will withdraw enough
money from my money in your account and come to the gambia with it so that
you will use the money to fight for my case and release me from this hell
called prison. Take good care of yourself my dear. i will read your last
letter.
  I remain yours ever,
  Miss Angela Kennedywith all my love

From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:10:02 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: SPAMHAUS-i will read and write more

Dearest Angela,

What I mean is, are you gay?  A lesbian?  A carpet muncher?  A dyke? Do
you have a velcro buddy, do you pump tacos?

I am, in my heart I love women more than men.  And about the being a
virgin, have you ever masturbated yourself?  If so technically you arent a
virgin in the truest sense of the word, but rather a hybrid
self-pleasuring virgin (the BEST kind).

I've had roughly 46 sexual partners, two dozen of whom were male, the rest
female minus 3 or so dogs.  Have you ever petted an animal in their
private places?

I will read the rest of your letters now and respond in kind.

Lustingly, Dee Dee

From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:20:42 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Yes my dear Dee Dee

WHAT?  YOU DONT TRUST ME?  I've put ALL MY FAITH in you and YOU CANT TRUST
ME IN RETURN?  I've told you things I've never told anyone else, and you
don't trust me?  Mr. Lyger and his late father, and late grandfather have
been managing my families finances since before abolition.  I trust him
with my life, and he is EXTREMELY LOYAL. He manages ALL my finances, and
is the only person who has the know how or the ability to help me help
you.

He has already emailed your bank trying to establish communications with
them to setup the transfer.  I suppose I can email them as well, but
believe me, Mr. Lyger is not your average man -- he is in fact a
homosexual, and also a eunuch, and thus very trustworthy.  He would NEVER
disobey my requests.  He even provides me with sexual pleasure from time
to time with his grep sed and awk skills.

Love, Dee Dee

From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: Accounts_citibk@mail2savings.com
Cc: angelakenn1@yahoo.com
Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:25:07 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Request For Information Regarding Fund Transfers

  Foreign Opearations Office.
  Citi bank
  2 Place De L' Independence
  Dakar, Senegal.
  002212705335

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

Ms. Angela Kennedy has hereby appointed me, Ms. Dee Dee Winters as her
fund and investment manager in order to claim and receive funds from her
father's account.

Please send me whatever information is required to assist Ms. Kennedy.

Mr. Lyger has previously emailed you, and he is more than capable of
handling matters on my behalf.  In fact, I have no idea how to do
transfers or anything of the like on my own, but we'll see how this all
goes.

Dee Dee Winters.

From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: angelakenn1@yahoo.com
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:08:40 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Hello Ms. Kennedy

Ms. Kennedy,

Allow me to personally introduce myself.  My name is Justin T. Lyger, Ms.
Winter's comptroller and personal financial advisor.  Now, I certainly
hope that I can trust you as much as I know you can trust me, so let me
assure you that I mean absolutely no harm in his matter.

My background in financial planning is extremely vast, and to be quite
honest, I have become quite wealthy from the last several years of these
endeavors.  After ending my acting career, I found that it occured to me
that the best way you hurt rich people is you turn them into poor people.
And as we all know, the white man gets all the best catchphrases, thus my
career change.

As far as my loyalty goes, when it comes to making money, I can assure you
I'm sadistic. I go to the supermarkets to watch mothers lose it and beat
the shit out of their kids.  If anyone tries to stop me from obtaining
what is rightfully someone's property, I will kick him in the ding-ding.

As you may know, however, Dee Dee is what those of us who are politically
correct might call "a beaver basher".  To be quite honest, her
proclivities do not affect my ability to manage money from thousands into
millions.  However, I have nightmares about gay people. I have this
nightmare that I go to Hollywood, and find out Mr. T is a faggot. Really.
And he'd be walking up to people going: "Hey boy, hey boy! Ya look mighty
cute in them jeans. Now come on over here... and bonk me up the ass!
C'mon. I'm gonna bend over now. Grrr! Aaahh! Hey, boy, slow down, you're
gonna mess around and come too fast. You'll make me get mad and I'll
clench up my butt cheeks and rip your dick off!"  I hope you understand
that sometimes she does make me uncomfortable, but with her vast financial
resources, I would be insane to leave her side as an advisor and friend.

We will proceed as you suggest.  In the meantime, please let me know a
little about yourself so we can become better acquainted.

Sincerely,

Justin T. Lyger
Comptroller (on behalf of Ms. Dee Dee Winters)
Mcnamara Financial Services, LLC
Upper East Compton, CA  USA

From: CITI BK PLC (Accounts_citibkinfo@mail2Savings.com)
To: d2d@attrition.org
Cc: angelakenn1@yahoo.com
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:16:26 -0700
Subject: Request For Information Regarding Fund Transfers

Attn: Ms. Dee Dee Winters
C/o Mr. Justin T. Lyger
Mcnamara Financial Services, LLC
Upper East Compton,
CA USA.

Madam,

DEPOSIT A/C NO. 401/9557240776

I have been asked by the director of Foreign operations/Wire Transfer to
write you in respect of your mail dated the 11th day of July, 2007.

Actually Dr. Edwin C. Kennedy is one of our customers with some
substantial amount of money deposited with us and his daughter Miss.
Angela Kennedy is the next of kin to his account.

However before our bank will transact any business concerning the
transfer of the fund into your bank account, you are requested to
provide the following requirement Without exception:

(1) A copy of your international passport booklet or National Identity
card.

(2) A power of attorney permitting you to claim and transfer the fund
into your bank account on behalf of Miss Angela Kennedy: This Power of
attorney must be obtained by the Debt Reconciliation Officer of the
Ministry of External Affairs, government of  the republic of Senegal.
(3) An Affidavit of Oath from Senegal High Court which is to be obtained
by the same Debt Reconciliation officer of the Ministry of External
Affairs.

Consult the Debt Reconciliation Officer of the Ministry of External
Affairs to obtain the above legal document from the high court of Dakar.
Contact information:

HON. DAVID COLE ESQ. LLB HONS

MINISTRY OF EXTERNAL AFFAIRS

Villa No. 213 KOLOBANE LANSAR, PIKINE,

DAKAR, SENEGAL.

DIRECT TEL: 221.582.99.71

EMAIL: DAVIDCOLEESQ@GMAIL.COM 

The above documents are compulsory, and are needed to protect our
interest, yours and the next of kin after the transfer has been
completed.

NOTE: You are required to scan and forward the above document to us
along with your bank particulars including Swift Code, your Legal full
names, private street mailing address, telephone/fax number.

These shall also ensure that a smooth, quick and successful transfer of
the fund is made.

We promise to give our customers the best of our services.

Yours faithfully,

Dr. Anthony Sidibe ( Accounts Manager)
International Remittance Department

CITI BANK PLC.
No. 2 place De L' Independence.
Dakar, Senegal.

From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: CITI BK PLC (Accounts_citibkinfo@mail2Savings.com)
Cc: angelakenn1@yahoo.com, lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2007 13:30:24 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Subject: Request For Information Regarding Fund Transfers

Attached is a general power of attorney, as requested, giving Mr. Lyger
the proper authorization to conduct said transactions on my behalf.

Citi Bank, are your interest rates different in Africa?  I might be
interested in opening a savings account in addition.

Love,

Dee Dee Winters

From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: angelakenn1@yahoo.com
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2007 13:52:23 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: My Love

I want a relationship with you.  I want to be your lover.  When this
transaction is finished, and I have freed you from your prison, I want to
be your one and only.  We can move to Morocco together, and live a very
happy gay life with one another.  Please say you will.  We can be the gay
Thelma and Lousie, as if they werent gay enough.

A famous American poet once wrote,

"You got yours and mine I want ya tah taste it
Open wide oh no don't 'cha waste it
Oh shit all over ya face kid"

I believe that is so incredibly powerful, don't you?  The symbolism of it
astounds me.  Life representing his, and her tasting life, except she
righteously fucks up and/or he maliciously spooges all over her face.
Spooges life that is.  Almost a religious experience reading that.

Love always, Dee Dee Winters.

Oh, and by the way, I 've send the bank a power of attorney as they
requested, and copied you on the message.  The power of attorney grants
Mr. Lyger the authority to conduct the transaction on my behalf.

From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: DAVIDCOLEESQ@GMAIL.COM
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2007 13:57:38 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: HI

HI THE BANK TOLD ME TO GET A POWER OF ATTORNEY FROM YOU TO HELP MISS
KENNEDY I AM DEE DEE WINTERS AND I NEED THE INFORMATION AS SOON AS
POSSIBLE TO ENSURE SPEEDY TRANSFER OF THE MONEY AND TO ENSURE THAT MISS
KENNEDY GETS OUT OF JAIL AND IN MY BED DOING THINGS TO MY BODY AS SOON AS
PHYSICALLY MENTALLY AND SPIRITUALLY POSSIBLE.

IN THE NAME OF THE GREP, SED, AWK, AND THE SPIRITS OF PERL, RUBY, AND
OTHERS, I COMMAND YOU TO INFORM ME AS TO WHAT IS REQUIRED TO ACHIEVE SUCH
THINGS SO THAT I AM BE OF HELP.

THIS IS BEING CC'D TO MY COMPTROLLER MR. JUSTIN LYGER.

SNOOGANS

DEE DEE WINTERS


From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2007 15:01:39 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: WHERE ARE YOU!@#!@#?????



I HAVENT HEARD FROM YOU ALL DAY, I AM WORRIED.  VERY WORRIED.

Dee Dee Winters

From: David Cole (davidcoleesq@gmail.com)
To: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:07:54 +0000
Subject: YOUR REQUEST

FROM; the desk Hon. David Cole Esq. LLB HONS
( Debt Reconciliation Officer )
Ministry of External Affairs
Villa No. 213, Colobane
Lansar Pikine, Dakar,
SENEGAL.
TEL: 221-582-9971

    TO; DEE DEE WINTERS,

I am in receipt of your request. You are required to forward Miss
Kennedy's
Full Names and street Address and your full names and street address along
with the following proffessional charges.

Consultation fee             =    US$ 500.00
Administrative Charges   =    US$* 5,500.00*
TOTAL                           =    US$* 6,000.00*

           For faster delivery Send the above charges to me through
Western
Union Money transfer Agency in your area and forward your payment slip to
this office. thurs;

Hon. David Cole
      ADDRESS: Villa No. 213, Colobane Lansar Pikine.
Dakar, Senegal.

Upon my receipt of the above charges from you the POWER OF ATTORNEY &
AFFIDAVIT OF OATH will be ready within four working days, i will have it
scanned, mailed and posted to you via DHL or UPS Courier. The bank will
accept a scanned or faxed copy of the document from you. Reach me via Tel:
221-582-9971.

   Thanks in anticipation of your maximum cooperation.

  Best Regards,
Hon. David Cole Esq. LLB. HONS
( Debt reconcilaition officer )

From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:34:36 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Requirements for the transfer.

Hi my dearest love Angela,

I need approximately 6000 US dollars for the transfer, additionally I need
your full name and address to send as well.  You can send this info to Mr.
Lyger if you like.

I've been thinking about you a lot.  Last night I had a dream, it went
like this:

You were lying in your bed of hemp, completely naked, and I walked in and
blindfold you.  Then I caressed your body with an icecube, then an olive,
then a bowl of cherries, a cherry tomato, some strawberries, a glass of
champagne, some cough syrup, cold pasta, some jello, some peppers, a glass
of milk, some sparkling water, a heaping pile of feces, and some honey,
while I sing:

"Tell her I'll be waiting
In the usual place
With the tired and weary
There's no escape
To need a woman
You've got to know
How the strong get weak
And the rich get poor
You're running with me
Don't touch the ground
We're restless hearted
Not the chained and bound
The sky is burning
A sea of flame
Though your world is changing
I will be the same
The storm is breaking
Or so it seems
We're too young to reason
Too grown up to dream
Now spring is turning
Your face to mine
I can hear your laughter
I can see your smile
No I can't escape
I'm a slave to love
With a thumb up your ass."

Poetic isnt it?

Waiting to hear from you so I can respond to the offical for the POA I
need.

Love, Dee Dee Winters

From: FROM BANGOURA AND SISTER AMINATA (bangoura_mahamed011@yahoo.co.uk)
To: undisclosed-recipients:  ;
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:29:04 -0700
Subject: Assalamu alaikum!!! CAN WE TRUST YOU

>From   : Bangoura & Sister Aminata.
Address: Dakar Senegal Refugee Camp.
Email  : bangoura_mahamed7@yahoo.co.uk

Dearest One

My name is Bangoura Mohamed and Sister Aminata Mahamed,The Son and
Daughter of (Late Dr.Ibrahim Mahamed ) Who lost his life in the course of
the crisis  in my country Sierra - Leone on the 28th of September last
year on his way to the company ( Nestle Food Plc) .

My Late father willed in cash, the sum of $25 Million United States
Dollars which he deposited in a Fixed/Suspence Bank account in Dakar
Senegal in west Africa, with enabling conditions for the release of the
fund which are as follows:

(1) That I must be 28 years or above.
(2) That upon request for the release of the fund, there must be evidence
of investment intentions especially outside the west africa,

We contact you therefore to confirm if you can absorb us in partnership in
your company or possibly advise me on any investment opportunity in your
country.
 When I reach agreement with you, the bank will release our fund into an
account that you shall nominate and I and my sister will come over to you
to commence business partnership with you and the fund.

I and my sister we be expecting your urgent response including your
addresses, your Mobile phone and fax number.

Contact us faster through our alternate email address for security reason.

Email:  bangoura_mahamed7@yahoo.co.uk

Finally we implore you to treat this transaction with secrecy and
confidentiality for security reasons.

We are Seriously waiting for your urgent reply,

Best regard.

Yours Truly Son & Daughter.
Bangoura Mahamed & Sister Aminata.


From: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
To: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2007 18:02:05 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: honey, do you want to open account?

Honey, what do you mean 6000 US dollar for the transfer? do you want to
use it to open account? honey please you have to get the 6000 US dollar
and use it to open the account for the transfer, you know that those boys
stole all my money and tried to rape me, i will never blame myself for the
action that i took against the dead one of them, but some time i do feel
that i should not have heated him.
        Dee Dee in this prison most of the times we feel lonly and we use
to discuss and share one another stories, one will ask you what brought
you to this prison and you will tell her, after telling her your own
story, she will also tell you her own story, when i was newly brought to
this place i use to stay very quiet and there was a room mate who came and
asked me what brought me to the prison and i told her and she told me that
the problem that is in my case is because of the man that died, that if
that one did not die i will not be here and she consoled me and after that
she started telling me her own story, honey, do you know that she told me
that she intentionally killed her husband with a knife because she met her
husband with another woman on her matrimonial bed, that is why she stabed
her husband to death, and i asked her what she did to the woman and she
told me that the woman ran away etc. here all girls call me Angel instead
of angela, and every of them wants
 to be my friend, some call me lonly angel, because of the first week i
came here. and honey i am not photogenic, i am more beautiful in physical
appearance than in photo, dont worry when you come you will see that i am
not photogenic.
       Honey, thanks for the dream, i use to dream but most of the time
when i wake up i use to forget the dream, but latter i use to remember the
dream gradually if i concentrate to recollect the dream, but it is not
necessary so i give up thinking to recollect it afteral it is not useful.
honey i dont know the song, but i can sing very well, i like music and i
like entertainment places, i like watching entertainers. yes honey, you
are poetic, i can sing but i cannot write song, that is my falt.
  My full name is Miss Angela Kennedy. my daddy's name is Dr. Edwin C.
Kennedy

  My address is Number 19 Medical Road. Asmara.
  Eritrea. North Africa.
      Honey, i have to go now until tomorrow morning.
  I remain yours ever,
  Miss Angela Kennedywith all my love and kisses

From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
Date: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 00:01:23 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Dee Dee i was more worried than you

THANK GOODNESS MY LOINS WERE BOILING WITH FEAR THAT YOU HAD BEEN ATTACKED
AND EATEN BY WILD AFRICAN SHEMALES.  Which is actually somewhat
erotic...and now I'm wet like a seasponge and stinky like trout.

I am very happy to hear from you.  I know Mr. Lyger is awaiting your email
as well.

From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
Date: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:19:30 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: honey, do you want to open account?

My Dearest Angela,

PLEASE contact Mr. Lyger.  He says he has emailed you and you have not
responded.  I'm beginning to wonder how serious you are about this since
you haven't tried to touch base with my comptroller.   I need to know you
are serious before I can undertake something like this. I love you, but,
I'm beginning to question things...

Dee Dee

From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: David Cole (davidcoleesq@gmail.com)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:32:12 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: YOUR REQUEST

At this time, I need to refer you to my comptroller for further dealings
regarding the money transfer you require.

Please contact Mr. Lyger, who is being CC'd on this message.

He has a power of attorney to handle financial transactions on my behalf,
and I have approved this transaction pending some required information
from Miss Kennedy.  There seems to be some problem with her communicating
with my comptroller, and that makes me suspect she is not serious about
this.

Again, further correspondence about money needs to be routed through Mr.
Lyger.

Dee Dee Winters

From: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 00:59:28 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: HELLO

Good morning mr lyger,
         Dee Dee told me to email you today, but before then i have
already told her to tell you that i will email you today. Dee Dee told me
that you are her financial advisor, and Dee Dee is my fund and investment
manager, i know that you mean absolutely no harm in this matter, what is
most important to me now is my freedom. so after the bank transfer the
money Dee Dee and you will withdraw enough money from it and come to this
Gambia to free me, she told me already that you will come with her. with
20,000$ i will be freed from here, my room mate who came here before me
told me that the prison boss use to take bribe and release prisoners, she
has stayed her for 4 year and some months, she told me that if the bribe
is given that the prison boss will use some of the money to bribe the
court judges and prosecutors to judge in my favour, she said that the
prison boss will have the court call up my case and with the bribe given
to the judges and prosecutors the case will be
 judged in my favour and i will win the case, that the opportunity that i
have is that i am under awaiting trial and my case is attempted rape case.
she said that that is the only way i can be freed, that if not i will be
here for years or for life, she said that many have been released that
way.
        With much that Dee Dee told me about you i already understand that
you have vast background in financial planning. You said that Dee Dee is
what those of you who are politically correct call "a beaver basher". what
is the meaning of a beaver basher? and i want to know if you are also a
politician?. dont worry about the gay words that Dee Dee use to tell you,
Dee Dee use to tell me that kind of words also and i like it, but lets not
talk about that because it is private, so you need not be uncomfortable
with her words, my late mummy use to be free with my late daddy during
their discussion and my daddy use to understand my mummy very well and he
likes whatever my mummy says, although my daddy use to be closer to me but
i naturally love my mummy more than my daddy.
       Bye for now,
  Miss Angela Kennedy

From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: bangoura_mahamed7@yahoo.co.uk
Cc: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
Date: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:24:34 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Assalamu alaikum!!! CAN WE TRUST YOU

OMG Do you know Angela Kennedy????? She is also near Senegal in a Gambian
Prison and I am working on getting her released.  It sounds like you too
have problems.  Do you guys know each other?!?!?!??!??!?!??!??!?!?

Love, Dee Dee Winters


From: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
To: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 08:33:45 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Dee Dee no do not contact them,
    they must have been planted against me

My dear Dee Dee, i got the message you sent to me, who is bangora? Dee Dee
you have to ignor that bangora because i dont know who is bangora and why
she or he send that letter to us. i am saying this because of the safety
of my life and my wealth because my daddy's lawyer can send any body
against me, i told you that i mistakenly allowed the computer operator to
see the password of my old email address that is why i created this very
email address for our communication only and the operator was there when i
was typing that letter to you, so i suspect that bangora to have been
planted against me by my daddy's lawyer or my daddy's brother, because it
is possible that they are planted against me, because those who tried to
rape me were planted against me, Dee Dee we have to be very very careful
until you free me from here. all you have to do is to ignor or suspend
that bangora and after my freedom we will know if they are set against me.
i strongly suspect that they are set
 against me. i will be back to receive your lovely reply.
        I remain yours ever,
  Miss Angela Kennedywith all my love and kisses

From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: Angela kennedy (angelakenn1@yahoo.com)
Bcc: d2d@attrition.org
Date: Sat, 14 Jul 2007 21:50:38 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: HELLO

On Sat, 14 Jul 2007, Angela kennedy wrote:

": " Good morning mr lyger,
": "          Dee Dee told me to email you today, but before then i have
": " already told her to tell you that i will email you today. Dee Dee told me
": " that you are her financial advisor, and Dee Dee is my fund and investment
": " manager, i know that you mean absolutely no harm in this matter, what is
": " most important to me now is my freedom. so after the bank transfer the
": " money Dee Dee and you will withdraw enough money from it and come to this
": " Gambia to free me,

My dear, I have every intention of seeing you free.  I do hope that you
will trust me and tell me more about your trials and tribulations once we
are there.  We are in the process of finalizing several aspects of this
arrangement, but in this country most businesses are closed for the
weekend so there is little we can do for the next day.  Tomorrow is
Sunday, so we will not forget you. I been seeing newspapers every Sunday
morning, white dudes be in there in their drawers, never having no bulge
in they drawers. Smiling at you. If I ain't have no bulge, I wouldn't be
smiling! :D

": " she told me already that you will come with her. with 20,000$ i will be
": " freed from here, my room mate who came here before me told me that the
": " prison boss use to take bribe and release prisoners, she has stayed her
": " for 4 year and some months, she told me that if the bribe is given that
": " the prison boss will use some of the money to bribe the court judges and
": " prosecutors to judge in my favour, she said that the prison boss will have
": " the court call up my case and with the bribe given to the judges and
": " prosecutors the case will be

It's good that you have a room mate who can assist you.  I'm curious...
does she have a sister?  I'm hoping that our arrangement might be mutually
beneficial for all "parties" involved (and I do love a party!).  Never
mind the unfortunate Astroglide incident where their customers'
information was disclosed, I can personally assure you that the product
works wonderfully.  I'm sure you know... now, a brother's dick is too big,
so it'll mess up his balance... every time you see a brother in a
wheelchair, he ain't always crippled.

": "  judged in my favour and i will win the case, that the opportunity
": " that i have is that i am under awaiting trial and my case is attempted
": " rape case. she said that that is the only way i can be freed, that if not
": " i will be here for years or for life, she said that many have been
": " released that way.

If your case is attempted rape, perhaps after you are free we could pursue
an arrangement the would be mutually agreeable.  I do have one feature
that may particularly interest you; people often compare me to Mick
Jagger.  Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some
big-ass lips!".  Your imagination will set you free.

": "         With much that Dee Dee told me about you i already understand
": " that you have vast background in financial planning. You said that Dee Dee
": " is what those of you who are politically correct call "a beaver basher".
": " what is the meaning of a beaver basher? and i want to know if you are also
": " a politician?. dont worry about the gay words that Dee Dee use to tell
": " you, Dee Dee use to tell me that kind of words also and i like it, but
": " lets not talk about that because it is private, so you need not be
": " uncomfortable with her words, my late mummy use to be free with my late
": " daddy during their discussion and my daddy use to understand my mummy very
": " well and he likes whatever my mummy says, although my daddy use to be
": " closer to me but i naturally love my mummy more than my daddy.

A beaver basher?  To be blunt, Dee Dee used to be a "performer" of sorts.
Her favorite act used to be vegetable insertions (carrots were mundane,
she finally was able to get a pumpkin in her), but then I'm afraid the
donkey shows in Tiajuana began to gather her interest.  One was not enough
for her, oh no... sometimes three or four a night.  She finally lost
interest in "getting it plugged", so she moved on to the ladies.  Well,
female donkeys, that is.  And no, I'm not a politician, but if you might
be interested in being called "Monica", I'll certainly buy you a blue
dress the moment we arrive in your country.  I'm sure you would be better
suited to be on my arm than hers... maybe I'll take you dancing to
celebrate.  However, white people can't dance. I'm not being racist it's
true. Just like when white people say black people have big lips, it's not
racist it's true. Black people have big lips, white people can't dance.
Some brothers will be in the club and white people are like, "What are
those people doing in here?" They watchin' y'all dance. And thy're like,
"Look at these crazy muthafuckas." Y'all be stepping on people's feet and
hitting one another.  So perhaps I can entertain you in other ways.

": "        Bye for now,
": "   Miss Angela Kennedy

Kind regards,

Justin

From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: angelakenn1@yahoo.com, David Cole (davidcoleesq@gmail.com),
    CITI BK PLC (Accounts_citibkinfo@mail2Savings.com)
Date: Mon, 16 Jul 2007 13:01:17 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Problems with the transaction

My Dearest Angela, Mr. Cole, and CITI Bank Senegal,

I'm afraid I have bad news.  A test conducted this morning revealed that
I am pregnant, AGAIN.  And the worst part about it is, I'm pregnant with
Lyger's baby.  It seems that in a drunken rage he impregnated me last
month, and as a result we are going to have a Love Child.  I'm proposing
naming it Deeger, but he has yet to agree to that.  Lyger and I will
likely be getting hitched, moving to Long Beach, buying a house, filling
it with crap, and being unhappily-ever-after.

This has several unfortunate side effects:

1) Fewer Donkey Shows in Tijuana                     (FUCK!)
2) No getting completely trashed                     (FUCK FUCK!)
3) No more baseball bat insertions (vaginal anyways) (FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!)

and

4) No doing business with you.

Sorry.

Love, Dee Dee Winters.

p.s. Let me know when you get out of the big house, dumb fucks can
actually make money here cleaning toilets -- I'll hook you up.