Going Postal

From: Sarah Jiffo (sarah.jiffo@googlemail.com)
To: staff@attrition.org
Date: Tue, 13 Feb 2007 21:02:35 +0000
Subject: Lady painting problem using AOL

DEAR ATTIRION/MADAM,

PERHAPS YOU COULD KINDLY HELP ME WITH MY "PROBLEM".
I AM FAMOUS ON THE WEBSITE FOR MY PAINTING COMMENTS. I AM HAVING LADY
PROBLEMS ON MY BLOG AND WAS HOPING YOU COULD BE SO KIND AS TO HACK MY BOX
RIGHT OPEN. OR AT LEAST ENOUGH FOR ME TO GET IN AND I COULD DO THE REST OF
IT. If you don't believe me, you can click here.

YOURS AS A FELLOW HAXX0R,

JIFFO

ps - I own the internet

From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: Sarah Jiffo (sarah.jiffo@googlemail.com)
Date: Tue, 13 Feb 2007 16:37:08 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Lady painting problem using AOL

On Tue, 13 Feb 2007, Sarah Jiffo wrote:

": " DEAR ATTIRION/MADAM,
": "
": " PERHAPS YOU COULD KINDLY HELP ME WITH MY "PROBLEM".
": " I AM FAMOUS ON THE WEBSITE FOR MY PAINTING COMMENTS. I AM HAVING LADY
": " PROBLEMS ON MY BLOG AND WAS HOPING YOU COULD BE SO KIND AS TO HACK MY BOX
": " RIGHT OPEN. OR AT LEAST ENOUGH FOR ME TO GET IN AND I COULD DO THE REST OF
": " IT. If you don't believe me, you can click here.
": "
": " YOURS AS A FELLOW HAXX0R,
": "
": " JIFFO
": "
": " ps - I own the internet

you forgot to include a link to your blog


From: Sarah Jiffo (sarah.jiffo@googlemail.com)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 13 Feb 2007 22:34:52 +0000
Subject: Re: Lady painting problem using AOL

Sorry here it is
http://jiffosinternet.blogspot.com/

Thabnk you very muchg!


From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: Sarah Jiffo (sarah.jiffo@googlemail.com)
Date: Tue, 13 Feb 2007 18:23:39 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Lady painting problem using AOL


On Tue, 13 Feb 2007, Sarah Jiffo wrote:

": " Sorry here it is
": " http://jiffosinternet.blogspot.com/
": "
": " Thabnk you very muchg!


let me call in our top-notch team and we'll see what we can do.

From: nepen (nepen@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: Sarah Jiffo (sarah.jiffo@googlemail.com)
Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2007 00:34:01 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Lady painting problem using AOL

On Tue, 13 Feb 2007, lyger wrote:

> On Tue, 13 Feb 2007, Sarah Jiffo wrote:
>
> ": " Sorry here it is
> ": " http://jiffosinternet.blogspot.com/
> ": "
> ": " Thabnk you very muchg!
>
>
> let me call in our top-notch team and we'll see what we can do.

You mean me, don't you? Yes? Yes?

I'm not impressed.

Maybe it's a stupid guy thing?

No...

It's just stupid.

And it's been done.

Man, I could be, like, an art critic or something.

Now what was I supposed to do?

No <3,
nepen.xxx

P.S. The threat of morons proposing stupidass new TLDs stopped being funny when 
it started being real. Where the hell have you been?