From: Mikky M (spicekits130@hotmail.com)
To: staff@attrition.org
Date: Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:20:00 -0400
Subject: hi attrition

Dear Attrition.org

how do I find a group of hackers to ask them some computer security questions???



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Mikky M (spicekits130@hotmail.com)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Sun, 15 Oct 2006 15:58:54 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: hi attrition


: Dear Attrition.org
:
: how do I find a group of hackers to ask them some computer security
: questions???

Didn't you just do that?




From: Mikky M (spicekits130@hotmail.com)
To: jericho@attrition.org
Date: Sun, 15 Oct 2006 17:17:20 -0400
Subject: Re: hi attrition


I want to experiment by hacking a news server and destroying content.

can you help me?

can you talk to me on MSN>

> From: security curmudgeon 
> To: Mikky M 
> CC: staff@attrition.org
> Subject: Re: hi attrition
> Date: Sun, 15 Oct 2006 15:58:54 -0400 (EDT)
>
> : Dear Attrition.org
> :
> : how do I find a group of hackers to ask them some computer security
> : questions???
>
> Didn't you just do that?




From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: Mikky M (spicekits130@hotmail.com)
Cc: Heathens (staff@attrition.org)
Date: Sun, 15 Oct 2006 17:40:42 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: hi attrition


On Sun, 15 Oct 2006, Mikky M wrote:

": "
": " I want to experiment by hacking a news server and destroying content.
": "
": " can you help me?
": "
": " can you talk to me on MSN>

Sure, I'll help.

First, you'll need to face away from your computer.

Second, bend over.

Third, kindly allow me to shove my foot up so far up your ass, you'll
suddenly see my toes shoot out of your mouth like five little North Korean
missiles.



From: Mikky M (spicekits130@hotmail.com)
To: lyger@attrition.org
Date: Sun, 15 Oct 2006 17:42:59 -0400
Subject: Re: hi attrition

are you an ass?




From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: Mikky M (spicekits130@hotmail.com)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Sun, 15 Oct 2006 17:43:48 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: hi attrition

On Sun, 15 Oct 2006, Mikky M wrote:

": " are you an ass?

DING DING DING.  We have a winner... and it's not you.




From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: Mikky M (spicekits130@hotmail.com)
Cc: jericho@attrition.org, Heathens (staff@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 16 Oct 2006 20:16:32 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: hi attrition

On Sun, 15 Oct 2006, Mikky M wrote:

> I want to experiment by hacking a news server and destroying content.
>
> can you help me?

Sweet merciful creator of all things pure and holy!  If the sperm that made it first to 
your mother's egg was the best your daddy had to offer, then the world would have been 
a helluva lot better off if he'd stuck with slipping it to his Electro Pocket Pussy!

What in God's green Earth makes you think a turnip-brained piece of walking SHIT like 
yourself can even hack your way out of a wet paper bag?! And even if you could accomplish 
that daring feat, what in blazes even leads you to believe that hacking has *ANYTHING* to 
do with breaking into systems you don't own and destroying stuff that isn't even your property!

You filthy miserable short-bus-ridin' excuse of a human being!  You aren't fit to breathe the 
fumes I blow out my ass!  Now get your stupid Signapore ass out of my sight before I make it 
a point to be your worst ever-lovin' NIGHTMARE, you doe-eye'd, slack-jaw'd, inbred, festering 
piece of putrid codswallop!

.c

P.S. -  That'll be $8.95.  Please pull up to the second window.  Have a
        nice day, and thank you for shopping at Attrition.  Now fuck off.


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