From: submicron (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org)
To: Patricia Mendoza (dragqueenfromhell1@yahoo.com)
Cc: jericho@attrition.org, lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2006 09:27:30 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: need to find out this guys password

We're the definition of "helpful".  Of course we'll require some further information about 
who this person is, why you need his password and what the story is with your chosen nomme 
de plume.  Drag Queen from Hell? Perhaps you'd furnish us with a picture of yourself so 
that we can judge for ourselves.

On Wed, 31 May 2006, Patricia Mendoza wrote:

> its a really really long storie but heres the deal I need to find out this guys password 
> his Email is danny616@sbcglobal.net
>
>  can you help?

From: submicron (dsmcr@attrition.org)
To: Patricia Mendoza (dragqueenfromhell1@yahoo.com)
Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2006 23:21:39 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: need to find out this guys password

Here's my question: whose panties is Irvin trying to get into?  Yours or is
he trying to get back with that other chick although I'm betting he's
already tapped that ass a few times so it doesn't make a lot of sense that
he'd want to get back with her unless she was either really hot or really a
freak in be because it doesn't make a lot of sense that he'd want to sell
out his bro just for some chica he's already hit but then maybe he's trying
to play the whole nice guy knight in shining armor role so that he can get
with both of you at the same time which leads me to wondering if you'd be
the type of chick who'd be down for a little menage a trois action with a
guy named Irvin I mean who names their kid "Irvin" anyhow its such a nerdy
name and certainly not a name I'd ever want to call out in the throes of
passion I mean I couldn't ever say it without a least a giggle but maybe you
don't see him like that I don't really know but then I don't know you that
well so its hard to know I mean which one of those chicks in the middle are
you are you the skinny hot one with the tits or the fat one with the shirt
that matches the table and whats the deal with matching the table I mean its
so like not cool I mean seriously and those horizontal stripes make you look
pregnant OMG you're not pregnant are you because that would so totally suck
for both you and Irvin unless its like Irvin's kid and then maybe its cool
for him but sucks for you so seriously whats the deal with you guys and
which one are you because we need to know this stuff otherwise we can't help
you with your situation with this Daniel guy (he sounds hot btw, is he hot,
is that why he's a total player, are you trying to secretly get with him by
breaking up him and this girl is that whats going on???) so yeah holla back
on the real y0.

On Thu, 1 Jun 2006, Patricia Mendoza wrote:

> ok well his name is Daniel Hernandez my friend Irvin was going out with
> the girlfriend he is going out with now he keeps sending Irvin messeges
> saying he is cheating on her and I want to get into his email to make sure
> its true this guy has cheated before so I know he is I just want proof
> that he is Irvin showed his girlfriend the messeges he has been sending
> but she refuses to belive him she wont belive it so im going to show her
> myself as soon as I find out his email would you please help I also
> included a picture of myself and my friends im the one in the middle
> please help me I really need it

From: submicron (dsmcr@attrition.org)
To: Patricia Mendoza (dragqueenfromhell1@yahoo.com)
Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2006 11:15:40 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: need to find out this guys password

Of course we can help!  We're the help superstore.  In fact, there's not a
nother website on teh Internetwebs that can give you more help than
attrition.org.  I'm sorry if my last email sounded skeptical or made some
unfounded accusations, I certainly don't want to give you the impression
that I don't believe you.  You have to understand that we have to ask these
kinds of questions when a complete stranger comes to us and asks us to
commit a felony.  It's not that we don't trust you, well, I should say, its
not that *I* don't trust you, but lyger and jericho think that you're trying
to entrap us.  Further, they think that that picture you sent is fake.  I
told them that they're being paranoid meanyfaces and that you're just trying
to help your friend out, but they persisted.  I think they're both very
untrusting people.

So, if you wouldn't mind, while I work on this Daniel character for you,
would you please send us another couple of pictures of yourself to prove
that you aren't a faker trying to send us up the river. I'm sorry to ask,
but these are the rules I have to operate under.  Rest assured, I'm all over
this issue and help will be arriving imminently.

dsmcr

On Fri, 2 Jun 2006, Patricia Mendoza wrote:

> well no thats not the case see Daniel is a cheater he has been sending
> Irvin a bunch of Emails Irvin he is deply inlove with his ex girlfriend
> which Daniel is dateing and he is cheating on and no I dont want to get in
> with Irvin hes just a guy who is inlove with with ex he loves her so much
> and as for me I am the skinny one with the tits but yeah other than that
> can you just get me his password that would be really great please help me
> out im only trying to get this Daniel guy to stop acting like such a
> dumbass and maybe get Irvin back with his Ex so can you help?

From: submicron (dsmcr@attrition.org)
To: Patricia Mendoza (dragqueenfromhell1@yahoo.com)
Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2006 15:11:20 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: need to find out this guys password

So are you going to send the pictures and maybe a quick bit of information
about yourself (nothing serious, just age and where you live) so we can go
ahead and make forward progress on this?  Like I said, I'm totally fine with
helping, but its a "cover your ass" kind of thing.

On Sat, 3 Jun 2006, Patricia Mendoza wrote:

> well ok well its not like im going to turn you guys in to the cops or
> anything I mean I can get introuble for asking this as well and no its ok
> I dont mind I know you guys are just trying to get the story straight I
> would do the same if I was you guys and thanks ^^

From: submicron (dsmcr@attrition.org)
To: jericho@attrition.org, lyger@attrition.org
Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2006 16:42:22 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: need to find out this guys password  (fwd)

*sigh*

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Patricia Mendoza (dragqueenfromhell1@yahoo.com)
To: submicron (dsmcr@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2006 13:32:14 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Re: need to find out this guys password

ok well my name is patricia mendoza my adress (redacted) as for the 
picture ill send you one as soon as I find onw ok and once again thanks 
for your help