We have no idea how errata@ got into this list, and apparently he/she has no idea how to remove it.
From: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
To: Steve Johnson , "Susheela@Takingitglobal.Org" ,
Trish & Ive , VERONICA SMITH ,
Ramiro vazquez Vazquez , MPWright9@aol.com,
melinda harrison ,
Melanie Hansen , "Mblewis@95kimn. Com" ,
Joseph Pasquale , "Jimpulse17@Bellsouth. Net" ,
jerry axley , Jason D. Kish ,
Jay Bruno ,
IMPACT press , Gerald ,
David Monday ,
David Jones , Dan Lewis ,
Christina Marcet ,
Chad Shrock , Broken Speech Poetry Slam ,
carl knickerbocker , brian ,
Bretton Bennett , Barbara Heltebridle ,
Alex Oyler , Alex Katsaros ,
landofahz@hotmail.com,
ashleo13@yahoo.com, nessa_duck@hotmail.com, errata@attrition.org,
abeach20@student.scad.edu, kidabyssmal@mail.com
Date: Fri, 31 Mar 2006 18:34:10 -0500
Subject: This information must be disseminated!
people you need to read this! It is about how Halliburton had been
awarded a $385 million dollar contract to build huge internment
facilities in the US, should the government declare martial law and
start rounding up political dissidents, among others.
The camps are built and ready with guards and lights, some can hold up
to 5,000 people at once.
It's referred to as special projects.
Tell me if this doesn't scare the CRAP out of you.
http://www.alternet.org/rights/32647
From: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
To: Steve Johnson , "Susheela@Takingitglobal.Org"
,
Trish & Ive , VERONICA SMITH ,
Ramiro vazquez Vazquez , MPWright9@aol.com,
melinda harrison , Melanie Hansen ,
"Mblewis@95kimn. Com" ,
Joseph Pasquale , "Jimpulse17@Bellsouth. Net" ,
jerry axley , Jason D. Kish ,
Jay Bruno , IMPACT press ,
Gerald , David Monday ,
David Jones , Dan Lewis ,
Christina Marcet , Chad Shrock ,
Broken Speech Poetry Slam ,
carl knickerbocker , brian ,
Bretton Bennett , Barbara Heltebridle ,
Alex Oyler , Alex Katsaros , landofahz@hotmail.com,
ashleo13@yahoo.com, nessa_duck@hotmail.com, errata@attrition.org, abeach20@student.scad.edu,
kidabyssmal@mail.com
Date: Mon, 3 Apr 2006 22:48:04 -0400
Subject: Former Head Of Star Wars Program Says Cheney Main 9/11 Suspect
guys you have to read this!
http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/april2006/040406mainsuspect.htm
Spread the word, the truth movement is gaining ground!
From: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
To: Matthew Baca , Gerald ,
David Jones ,
"Create@Takedownmag. Com" , Alex Katsaros ,
Steve Johnson , nessa_duck@hotmail.com, vponce@bellsouth.net,
kidabyssmal@mail.com, valis_jr@yahoo.com, theeunthuziast@yahoo.com, joe@arara.us,
richard.darrington@siemens.com, iri4peace@gmail.com,
sugarprincess@cfl.rr.com, Steve Johnson ,
"Susheela@Takingitglobal.Org" , Trish & Ive ,
VERONICA SMITH , Ramiro vazquez Vazquez ,
MPWright9@aol.com, melinda harrison , Melanie Hansen ,
"Mblewis@95kimn. Com" , Joseph Pasquale ,
"Jimpulse17@Bellsouth. Net" , jerry axley ,
Jason D. Kish , Jay Bruno ,
IMPACT press , Gerald ,
David Monday , David Jones ,
Dan Lewis , Christina Marcet ,
Chad Shrock , Broken Speech Poetry Slam ,
carl knickerbocker , brian , Bretton Bennett
, Barbara Heltebridle ,
Alex Oyler , Alex Katsaros ,
landofahz@hotmail.com, ashleo13@yahoo.com, nessa_duck@hotmail.com, errata@attrition.org,
abeach20@student.scad.edu, kidabyssmal@mail.com
Date: Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:34:20 -0400
Subject: very sorry for the mix up--from the June Cleavers
Turns out we are supposed to play May 26th at Natura downtown not
April.....what a mix up! We will remind you closer to the date!
Sandra
From: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
To: Matthew Baca , Gerald ,
David Jones , "Create@Takedownmag. Com" , Alex Katsaros
, Steve Johnson , nessa_duck@hotmail.com,
vponce@bellsouth.net, kidabyssmal@mail.com, valis_jr@yahoo.com, theeunthuziast@yahoo.com,
joe@arara.us, richard.darrington@siemens.com, iri4peace@gmail.com, sugarprincess@cfl.rr.com,
Steve Johnson , "Susheela@Takingitglobal.Org" ,
Trish & Ive , VERONICA SMITH , Ramiro vazquez Vazquez
, MPWright9@aol.com, melinda harrison , Melanie Hansen
, "Mblewis@95kimn. Com" , Joseph Pasquale ,
"Jimpulse17@Bellsouth. Net" , jerry axley ,
Jason D. Kish , Jay Bruno ,
IMPACT press , Gerald ,
David Monday , David Jones ,
Dan Lewis , Christina Marcet ,
Chad Shrock , Broken Speech Poetry Slam , carl knickerbocker
, brian , Bretton Bennett , Barbara
Heltebridle , Alex Oyler ,
Alex Katsaros , landofahz@hotmail.com, ashleo13@yahoo.com, nessa_duck@hotmail.com,
errata@attrition.org, abeach20@student.scad.edu, kidabyssmal@mail.com
Date: Wed, 3 May 2006 21:43:51 -0400
Subject: Poetic Irony--where can the lower class of our country flee too?--canada...
ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!
Open letter to President Bush
Dear President Bush,
I am about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family,
and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the
border from the U.S. (where I am a citizen) into Mexico, and I need to
make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.
I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration
quotas and laws. I~Rm sure they handle those things the same way you do
here.
So would you mind telling your buddy, Presidente Vicente Fox, that I
am on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the
following:
1. Free medical care for me and my entire family.
2. English speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the
flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch
while they attend your schools at your cost.
8. Please make them eligible for government scholarships and student
loans for college, should we stay illegally for a longer period of
time. Make sure they do not try to collect and money from the loans,
as we have no intention of repaying them.
9. I will need a Mexican driver~Rs license so I can get easy access to
government services.
10. I do not plan to have any auto insurance, and I won~Rt make any
effort to learn local traffic laws.
11. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo
from Presidente Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police
officers speak English.
12. I plan to fly the US flag from my house top, put flag decals on my
car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4. I do not want any
complaints or negative comments from the locals.
13. I would also like to have a nice job without paying taxes, and don
~Rt enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
14. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and
never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place
on the economy.
I know this is an easy request, because you already do all these
things for all the people who come to the USA from Mexico. I am sure
that Presidente Fox won~Rt mind returning the favor if you ask him
nicely.
Sincerely,
A US citizen
- The irony is that being an illegal alien in Mexico is a felony and
will get you 2 years in a luxurious Mexican prison, unless you're
American then you get kicked out right away.
From: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
To: Matthew Baca , Gerald ,
David Jones , "Create@Takedownmag. Com" ,
Alex Katsaros , Steve Johnson ,
nessa_duck@hotmail.com, vponce@bellsouth.net, kidabyssmal@mail.com, valis_jr@yahoo.com,
theeunthuziast@yahoo.com, joe@arara.us, richard.darrington@siemens.com, iri4peace@gmail.com,
sugarprincess@cfl.rr.com, Steve Johnson ,
"Susheela@Takingitglobal.Org" ,
Trish & Ive , VERONICA SMITH ,
Ramiro vazquez Vazquez , MPWright9@aol.com,
melinda harrison , Melanie Hansen ,
"Mblewis@95kimn. Com" , Joseph Pasquale ,
"Jimpulse17@Bellsouth. Net" , jerry axley ,
Jason D. Kish , Jay Bruno ,
IMPACT press , Gerald ,
David Monday , David Jones ,
Dan Lewis , Christina Marcet ,
Chad Shrock , Broken Speech Poetry Slam ,
carl knickerbocker , brian ,
Bretton Bennett , Barbara Heltebridle ,
Alex Oyler , Alex Katsaros ,
landofahz@hotmail.com, ashleo13@yahoo.com, nessa_duck@hotmail.com, errata@attrition.org,
abeach20@student.scad.edu, kidabyssmal@mail.com
Subject: Re: Universal Admits Defeat, Removes Flight 93 Forum
Date: Fri, 6 May 2006 08:17:20 -0400
The hole in the Dike is getting bigger as more and more people
question the truth behind 9-11!
http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/may2006/040506admitsdefeat.htm
From: submicron (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org)
To: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
Cc: Matthew Baca , Gerald ,
David Jones , "Create@Takedownmag. Com" ,
Alex Katsaros , Steve Johnson ,
nessa_duck@hotmail.com, vponce@bellsouth.net, kidabyssmal@mail.com,
valis_jr@yahoo.com, theeunthuziast@yahoo.com, joe@arara.us, richard.darrington@siemens.com,
iri4peace@gmail.com, sugarprincess@cfl.rr.com, Steve Johnson ,
"Susheela@Takingitglobal.Org" ,
Trish & Ive , VERONICA SMITH ,
Ramiro vazquez Vazquez , MPWright9@aol.com,
melinda harrison , Melanie Hansen ,
"Mblewis@95kimn. Com" , Joseph Pasquale ,
"Jimpulse17@Bellsouth. Net" , jerry axley ,
Jason D. Kish , Jay Bruno ,
IMPACT press , Gerald ,
David Monday , David Jones ,
Dan Lewis , Christina Marcet ,
Chad Shrock , Broken Speech Poetry Slam ,
carl knickerbocker , brian ,
Bretton Bennett , Barbara Heltebridle ,
Alex Oyler , Alex Katsaros ,
landofahz@hotmail.com, ashleo13@yahoo.com, nessa_duck@hotmail.com, errata@attrition.org,
abeach20@student.scad.edu, kidabyssmal@mail.com
Date: Fri, 5 May 2006 09:02:35 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: Universal Admits Defeat, Removes Flight 93 Forum
On Fri, 5 May 2006, Jason Heltebridle wrote:
> The hole in the Dike is getting bigger as more and more people
> question the truth behind 9-11!
>
> http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/may2006/040506admitsdefeat.htm
Is it wrong that, the second I read "the hole in the dike is getting bigger" and immediately
thought of lesbian fisting porn?
Date: Fri, 5 May 2006 12:11:17 -0400
From: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
To: submicron (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org)
Subject: RE: Universal Admits Defeat, Removes Flight 93 Forum
Excellent use of a malapropism! Your verbose prurience will help keep
the internet a free place!
From: submicron (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org)
To: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
Date: Fri, 5 May 2006 17:37:38 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: RE: Universal Admits Defeat, Removes Flight 93 Forum
Clearly you're a man who fancies himself a wordsmith, kudos! I'm a little concerned, however,
on how you see my own loose interpretation of western morality is the saving grace of
internet-based freedom. I mean sure, who doesn't enjoy watching lesbians fisting each other?
That's just good television, and if there's a midget or two involved, then I guess Christmas and
Quanza can come early this year even to Winter Park.
Personally I go for a nice bit of combo action. A little black on blonde action. Some older
woman on younger woman scene. A nice little asian flower and a donkey. These are the things
that keep me warm at night. Of course, this puts me clearly out of most average cross sections
of internet users, or for that matter western society at large. I like to think of myself as a
highly eccentric specialist. While I may be fooling myself, or at least aggrandizing my tastes
unfairly, I certainly don't see myself as being any component in the machine that effects change
here on the good old intarwebnets.
So what's your beef chief? Are you trying to make a big splash before that big 30th birthday?
I recommend hiring a couple of trannies to do a little show for you and some of your closest
friends. You haven't lived until you've seen crossed swords and jiggling tits. It's
breathtaking. Really.
On Fri, 5 May 2006, Jason Heltebridle wrote:
> Excellent use of a malapropism! Your verbose prurience will help keep
> the internet a free place!
From: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
To: imajika@gmail.com, Matthew Baca , Gerald ,
David Jones , "Create@Takedownmag. Com" ,
Alex Katsaros , Steve Johnson ,
nessa_duck@hotmail.com, vponce@bellsouth.net, kidabyssmal@mail.com, valis_jr@yahoo.com,
theeunthuziast@yahoo.com, joe@arara.us, richard.darrington@siemens.com, iri4peace@gmail.com,
sugarprincess@cfl.rr.com, Steve Johnson ,
"Susheela@Takingitglobal.Org" , Trish & Ive ,
VERONICA SMITH , Ramiro vazquez Vazquez ,
MPWright9@aol.com, melinda harrison , Melanie Hansen ,
"Mblewis@95kimn. Com" , Joseph Pasquale ,
"Jimpulse17@Bellsouth. Net" , jerry axley ,
Jason D. Kish , Jay Bruno ,
IMPACT press , Gerald ,
David Monday , David Jones ,
Dan Lewis , Christina Marcet ,
Chad Shrock , Broken Speech Poetry Slam ,
carl knickerbocker , Bretton Bennett
, Barbara Heltebridle ,
Alex Oyler , Alex Katsaros , landofahz@hotmail.com,
ashleo13@yahoo.com, nessa_duck@hotmail.com, errata@attrition.org, abeach20@student.scad.edu,
kidabyssmal@mail.com
Date: Wed, 17 May 2006 10:13:03 -0400
Subject: The Government of Mexico is on the edge of a Complete Collapse
No wonder so many illegals are coming here, I mean Police officers
heads on stakes overlooking government buildings? Sounds like Medieval
times, and look for La Raza, the racist hate group to be part of this.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/M/MEXICO_VOTE_OF_FEAR?SITE=AP&SEC
TION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-05-17-06-12-44
From: submicron (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org)
To: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
Date: Wed, 17 May 2006 11:39:37 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: The Government of Mexico is on the edge of a Complete Collapse
"La Raza" is a racist hate group? Did your mother botch a home-brew coathanger abortion with you?
"La Raza" literally means "the race" in Spanish and is commonly used to to refer to the people of
Central and South America. Instead of just spamming ignorant racist bile across the internet,
why don't you do a little research?
On Wed, 17 May 2006, Jason Heltebridle wrote:
> No wonder so many illegals are coming here, I mean Police officers
> heads on stakes overlooking government buildings? Sounds like Medieval
> times, and look for La Raza, the racist hate group to be part of this.
>
>
> http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/M/MEXICO_VOTE_OF_FEAR?SITE=AP&SEC
> TION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-05-17-06-12-44
From: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
To: imajika@gmail.com, Matthew Baca ,
Gerald ,
David Jones , "Create@Takedownmag. Com" ,
Alex Katsaros , Steve Johnson ,
nessa_duck@hotmail.com, vponce@bellsouth.net, kidabyssmal@mail.com, valis_jr@yahoo.com,
theeunthuziast@yahoo.com, joe@arara.us, richard.darrington@siemens.com, iri4peace@gmail.com,
sugarprincess@cfl.rr.com, Steve Johnson ,
Trish & Ive , VERONICA SMITH ,
Ramiro vazquez Vazquez , MPWright9@aol.com,
melinda harrison , Melanie Hansen ,
"Mblewis@95kimn. Com" , Joseph Pasquale ,
"Jimpulse17@Bellsouth. Net" , jerry axley ,
Jason D. Kish , Jay Bruno ,
IMPACT press , Gerald ,
David Monday , David Jones ,
Dan Lewis , Christina Marcet ,
Chad Shrock , Broken Speech Poetry Slam ,
carl knickerbocker , brian ,
Bretton Bennett , Barbara Heltebridle ,
Alex Oyler , Alex Katsaros ,
landofahz@hotmail.com, ashleo13@yahoo.com, nessa_duck@hotmail.com, errata@attrition.org,
abeach20@student.scad.edu, kidabyssmal@mail.com, geneworm83@yahoo.com, Thunderbird Air Park
Date: Fri, 19 May 2006 20:15:41 -0400
Subject: June Cleavers upcoming Performance
Just to remind all of you, Ramiro Vazquez and Sandra Monday will be
going on a sociopathic rampage of ideas and sounds, on May, 26 Friday
downtown
Please be there! All support is appreciated!
For directions and more details click onto the link below
http://www.orlandoweekly.com/calendar/event.asp?whatID=65794
From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
Cc: imajika@gmail.com, Matthew Baca ,
Gerald ,
David Jones , "Create@Takedownmag. Com" ,
Alex Katsaros , Steve Johnson ,
nessa_duck@hotmail.com, vponce@bellsouth.net, kidabyssmal@mail.com, valis_jr@yahoo.com,
theeunthuziast@yahoo.com, joe@arara.us, richard.darrington@siemens.com, iri4peace@gmail.com,
sugarprincess@cfl.rr.com, Steve Johnson ,
Trish & Ive , VERONICA SMITH ,
Ramiro vazquez Vazquez , MPWright9@aol.com,
melinda harrison , Melanie Hansen ,
"Mblewis@95kimn. Com" , Joseph Pasquale ,
"Jimpulse17@Bellsouth. Net" , jerry axley ,
Jason D. Kish , Jay Bruno ,
IMPACT press , Gerald ,
David Monday , David Jones ,
Dan Lewis , Christina Marcet ,
Chad Shrock , Broken Speech Poetry Slam ,
carl knickerbocker , brian ,
Bretton Bennett , Barbara Heltebridle ,
Alex Oyler , Alex Katsaros ,
landofahz@hotmail.com, ashleo13@yahoo.com, nessa_duck@hotmail.com, errata@attrition.org,
abeach20@student.scad.edu, kidabyssmal@mail.com, geneworm83@yahoo.com, Thunderbird Air Park
Date: Fri, 19 May 2006 20:22:48 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: June Cleavers upcoming Performance
First 25 customers through the door get free webcam snapshots of Jason
jerking off to gay porn, so BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!
On Fri, 19 May 2006, Jason Heltebridle wrote:
": " Just to remind all of you, Ramiro Vazquez and Sandra Monday will be
": " going on a sociopathic rampage of ideas and sounds, on May, 26 Friday
": " downtown
": "
": " Please be there! All support is appreciated!
": "
": "
": " For directions and more details click onto the link below
": "
": " http://www.orlandoweekly.com/calendar/event.asp?whatID=65794
From: David Jones
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Fri, 19 May 2006 22:36:10 -0400
Subject: Re: June Cleavers upcoming Performance
I am in NYC or I would be there. Break a leg as you always do.
L
D
On May 19, 2006, at 8:22 PM, lyger wrote:
> First 25 customers through the door get free webcam snapshots of Jason
> jerking off to gay porn, so BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!
>
> On Fri, 19 May 2006, Jason Heltebridle wrote:
>
> ": " Just to remind all of you, Ramiro Vazquez and Sandra Monday will be
> ": " going on a sociopathic rampage of ideas and sounds, on May, 26 Friday
> ": " downtown
> ": "
> ": " Please be there! All support is appreciated!
> ": "
> ": "
> ": " For directions and more details click onto the link below
> ": "
> ": " http://www.orlandoweekly.com/calendar/event.asp?whatID=65794
From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
Cc: imajika@gmail.com, Matthew Baca ,
Gerald ,
David Jones , "Create@Takedownmag. Com" ,
Alex Katsaros , Steve Johnson ,
nessa_duck@hotmail.com, vponce@bellsouth.net, kidabyssmal@mail.com, valis_jr@yahoo.com,
theeunthuziast@yahoo.com, joe@arara.us, richard.darrington@siemens.com, iri4peace@gmail.com,
sugarprincess@cfl.rr.com, Steve Johnson ,
Trish & Ive , VERONICA SMITH ,
Ramiro vazquez Vazquez , MPWright9@aol.com,
melinda harrison , Melanie Hansen ,
"Mblewis@95kimn. Com" , Joseph Pasquale ,
"Jimpulse17@Bellsouth. Net" , jerry axley ,
Jason D. Kish , Jay Bruno ,
IMPACT press , Gerald ,
David Monday , David Jones ,
Dan Lewis , Christina Marcet ,
Chad Shrock , Broken Speech Poetry Slam ,
carl knickerbocker , brian ,
Bretton Bennett , Barbara Heltebridle ,
Alex Oyler , Alex Katsaros ,
landofahz@hotmail.com, ashleo13@yahoo.com, nessa_duck@hotmail.com, errata@attrition.org,
abeach20@student.scad.edu, kidabyssmal@mail.com, geneworm83@yahoo.com, Thunderbird Air Park
Date: Fri, 19 May 2006 22:49:32 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: June Cleavers upcoming Performance
Jason already broke a leg, sorry. He was trying to wrap it behind his neck and suffered a
major injury. Auto-fellatio just isn't his bag, you know?
From: David Jones
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Fri, 19 May 2006 22:36:10 -0400
Subject: Re: June Cleavers upcoming Performance
> I am in NYC or I would be there. Break a leg as you always do.
> L
> D
From: submicron (dsmcr@attrition.org)
To: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
Cc: imajika@gmail.com, Matthew Baca ,
Gerald ,
David Jones , "Create@Takedownmag. Com" ,
Alex Katsaros , Steve Johnson ,
nessa_duck@hotmail.com, vponce@bellsouth.net, kidabyssmal@mail.com, valis_jr@yahoo.com,
theeunthuziast@yahoo.com, joe@arara.us, richard.darrington@siemens.com, iri4peace@gmail.com,
sugarprincess@cfl.rr.com, Steve Johnson ,
Trish & Ive , VERONICA SMITH ,
Ramiro vazquez Vazquez , MPWright9@aol.com,
melinda harrison , Melanie Hansen ,
"Mblewis@95kimn. Com" , Joseph Pasquale ,
"Jimpulse17@Bellsouth. Net" , jerry axley ,
Jason D. Kish , Jay Bruno ,
IMPACT press , Gerald ,
David Monday , David Jones ,
Dan Lewis , Christina Marcet ,
Chad Shrock , Broken Speech Poetry Slam ,
carl knickerbocker , brian ,
Bretton Bennett , Barbara Heltebridle ,
Alex Oyler , Alex Katsaros ,
landofahz@hotmail.com, ashleo13@yahoo.com, nessa_duck@hotmail.com, errata@attrition.org,
abeach20@student.scad.edu, kidabyssmal@mail.com, geneworm83@yahoo.com, Thunderbird Air Park
Date: Sat, 20 May 2006 15:31:24 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: June Cleavers upcoming Performance
It's not that we here at attrition.org don't enjoy these little notes from Jason.
After all, they are proof positive that the Internet can provide a soapbox for any
pseudo-intellectual crackpot to espouse their particular point of view, regardless of how
lacking in factual content, and no matter how racially bigotted. The thing we find
objectionable is that he refuses to take a hint and stop spamming people who have
asked him repeatedly to take his particular brand of idiocy somewhere else. If you, too,
object to receiving his moronic missives, and have had no luck in asking him politely via
a reply email to take you off his lists, we here at attrition.org recommend you contact
him directly:
Jason A. Heltebridle
7629 Park Promenade Dr.
Winter Park, FL 32792
(407) 672-1173
Jason, consider this an early birthday present buddy. Turning the big 29 soon huh?
Maybe you can finally move out of your parents' house, gain some perspective on how the
world actually works, and contribute to society in a meaningful way. We'll be waiting.
dsmcr
attrition.org
On Fri, 19 May 2006, Jason Heltebridle wrote:
> Just to remind all of you, Ramiro Vazquez and Sandra Monday will be
> going on a sociopathic rampage of ideas and sounds, on May, 26 Friday
> downtown
>
> Please be there! All support is appreciated!
From: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
To: imajika@gmail.com, Matthew Baca ,
Gerald ,
David Jones , "Create@Takedownmag. Com" ,
Alex Katsaros , Steve Johnson ,
nessa_duck@hotmail.com, vponce@bellsouth.net, kidabyssmal@mail.com, valis_jr@yahoo.com,
theeunthuziast@yahoo.com, joe@arara.us, richard.darrington@siemens.com, iri4peace@gmail.com,
sugarprincess@cfl.rr.com, Steve Johnson ,
Trish & Ive , VERONICA SMITH ,
Ramiro vazquez Vazquez , MPWright9@aol.com,
melinda harrison , Melanie Hansen ,
"Mblewis@95kimn. Com" , Joseph Pasquale ,
"Jimpulse17@Bellsouth. Net" , jerry axley ,
Jason D. Kish , Jay Bruno ,
IMPACT press , Gerald ,
David Monday , David Jones ,
Dan Lewis , Christina Marcet ,
Chad Shrock , Broken Speech Poetry Slam ,
carl knickerbocker , brian ,
Bretton Bennett , Barbara Heltebridle ,
Alex Oyler , Alex Katsaros ,
landofahz@hotmail.com, ashleo13@yahoo.com, nessa_duck@hotmail.com, errata@attrition.org,
abeach20@student.scad.edu, kidabyssmal@mail.com, geneworm83@yahoo.com, Thunderbird Air Park
First of all I want to apologize if anyone has gotten anything obscene
or weird because of me. I have some kind of practical joker who has it
in for me for whatever reason. I don't know who it is, I don't
recognize the e-mail, so I am tremendously sorry, on a happy note,
tomorrow night Romero Vazquez and I will tearing up the downtown scene
Friday May 26,th around 8pm to 8:30, At Natura on Magnolia, click on
the link below for more info. Please whoever can come please come, it
will mean the world to me. Natura has a great beer and wine selection,
as well as coffee and tea. Ramiro and I have a new song making fun of
Scientology called the profit, the day after the show I have to work a
double at Perkins, so I have an insane weekend ahead of me. Rehearsal
was great last night. I can't wait to meet Nick Redmond who we are
opening for, I heard his music on My Space, and to be honest he's
really REALLY good, so I am afraid my lack of experience musically
will stand out next to this guy. I am a poet not a singer, so this
hybrid thing is still getting the kinks worked out of it. They have us
listed in the Weekly as a Rock band, a housewife in her thirties and a
Heavy Metal Bass player. We look really weird together, but I that's
why I like it I think. Please come even if its too make fun of us, all
input is good input in some ways.
http://www.orlandoweekly.com/calendar/event.asp?whatID=65794
From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
Bcc: errata@attrition.org
Date: Thu, 25 May 2006 12:36:10 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: June Cleavers Perform Tomorrow Night
On Thu, 25 May 2006, Jason Heltebridle wrote:
": " First of all I want to apologize if anyone has gotten anything obscene
": " or weird because of me. I have some kind of practical joker who has it
": " in for me for whatever reason. I don't know who it is, I don't
": " recognize the e-mail, so I am tremendously sorry, on a happy note,
Step 1. Look at the "from" line of this email.
Step 2. Look at the domain portion of the email address listed.
Step 3. Look at the list of people to whom you sent your last email.
Step 4. Find the email address in step 3 that comes from the domain you
found in Step 2.
Step 5. Remove the email address found in step 4 from your "distribution
list".
You have been spamming a GROUP of people by mailing a *single* email
address. You got it in there, you can figure out which one to take out on
your own. This has been going on for WEEKS. Please make it stop.
From: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Thu, 25 May 2006 14:15:12 -0400
Subject: RE: June Cleavers Perform Tomorrow Night
Dear Sir,
Thank you for your help with this, I am not very knowledgeable about
e-mail and internet protocol and I apologize for my ignorance. I will
try to take your advice . I am truly sorry for any inconvenience I may
have caused.
Sandra
From: submicron (dsmcr@attrition.org)
To: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
Cc: imajika@gmail.com, Matthew Baca ,
Gerald ,
David Jones , "Create@Takedownmag. Com" ,
Alex Katsaros , Steve Johnson ,
nessa_duck@hotmail.com, vponce@bellsouth.net, kidabyssmal@mail.com, valis_jr@yahoo.com,
theeunthuziast@yahoo.com, joe@arara.us, richard.darrington@siemens.com, iri4peace@gmail.com,
sugarprincess@cfl.rr.com, Steve Johnson ,
Trish & Ive , VERONICA SMITH ,
Ramiro vazquez Vazquez , MPWright9@aol.com,
melinda harrison , Melanie Hansen ,
"Mblewis@95kimn. Com" , Joseph Pasquale ,
"Jimpulse17@Bellsouth. Net" , jerry axley ,
Jason D. Kish , Jay Bruno ,
IMPACT press , Gerald ,
David Monday , David Jones ,
Dan Lewis , Christina Marcet ,
Chad Shrock , Broken Speech Poetry Slam ,
carl knickerbocker , brian ,
Bretton Bennett , Barbara Heltebridle ,
Alex Oyler , Alex Katsaros ,
landofahz@hotmail.com, ashleo13@yahoo.com, nessa_duck@hotmail.com, errata@attrition.org,
abeach20@student.scad.edu, kidabyssmal@mail.com, geneworm83@yahoo.com, Thunderbird Air Park
Date: Fri, 26 May 2006 19:46:23 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: June Cleavers Perform Tomorrow Night
You want weird and obscene? WE CAN DO WEIRD AND OBSCENE. I mean just the
other day lyger and I were talking about this elaborate scene we'd like
to arrange. It's a variation on a Roman Orgy, substituting midgets for
livestock and firefighter's outfits for togas. There's a part at the end
that involves a VW Bug, a variety of cacti and succulents and a trio of
transvestites wearing butt plugs, jerking off and singing the Star Spangled
banner. There's a lot more but I don't want to ruin it.
Serious Jason, there's no practical joker. Just one of apparently (based
on the emails we've received in response to our own missives to your list)
many people who don't enjoy being on your email list. If you would simply
pull your head out of your ass and remove us from your mailing lists, all
this can end. After all, if you think what we've done to you is bad, wait
until this email and the rest of our responses to you make it to our "Going
Postal" page. WE'LL MAKE YOU MORE FAMOUS THAN JESSE JAMES!!!
dsmcr
On Thu, 25 May 2006, Jason Heltebridle wrote:
> First of all I want to apologize if anyone has gotten anything obscene
> or weird because of me. I have some kind of practical joker who has it
> in for me for whatever reason. I don't know who it is, I don't
> recognize the e-mail, so I am tremendously sorry, on a happy note,
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
Cc: imajika@gmail.com, Matthew Baca ,
Gerald ,
David Jones , "Create@Takedownmag. Com" ,
Alex Katsaros , Steve Johnson ,
nessa_duck@hotmail.com, vponce@bellsouth.net, kidabyssmal@mail.com, valis_jr@yahoo.com,
theeunthuziast@yahoo.com, joe@arara.us, richard.darrington@siemens.com, iri4peace@gmail.com,
sugarprincess@cfl.rr.com, Steve Johnson ,
Trish & Ive , VERONICA SMITH ,
Ramiro vazquez Vazquez , MPWright9@aol.com,
melinda harrison , Melanie Hansen ,
"Mblewis@95kimn. Com" , Joseph Pasquale ,
"Jimpulse17@Bellsouth. Net" , jerry axley ,
Jason D. Kish , Jay Bruno ,
IMPACT press , Gerald ,
David Monday , David Jones ,
Dan Lewis , Christina Marcet ,
Chad Shrock , Broken Speech Poetry Slam ,
carl knickerbocker , brian ,
Bretton Bennett , Barbara Heltebridle ,
Alex Oyler , Alex Katsaros ,
landofahz@hotmail.com, ashleo13@yahoo.com, nessa_duck@hotmail.com, errata@attrition.org,
abeach20@student.scad.edu, kidabyssmal@mail.com, geneworm83@yahoo.com, Thunderbird Air Park
Date: Fri, 26 May 2006 19:51:07 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: June Cleavers Perform Tomorrow Night
: You want weird and obscene? WE CAN DO WEIRD AND OBSCENE. I mean just
: the other day lyger and I were talking about this elaborate scene we'd
: like to arrange. It's a variation on a Roman Orgy, substituting midgets
: for livestock and firefighter's outfits for togas. There's a part at
: the end that involves a VW Bug, a variety of cacti and succulents and a
: trio of transvestites wearing butt plugs, jerking off and singing the
: Star Spangled banner. There's a lot more but I don't want to ruin it.
Would you like to know more?
From: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
To: imajika@gmail.com, Matthew Baca ,
Gerald , "Create@Takedownmag. Com"
, Alex Katsaros ,
Steve Johnson , nessa_duck@hotmail.com,
vponce@bellsouth.net, kidabyssmal@mail.com,
valis_jr@yahoo.com, theeunthuziast@yahoo.com, joe@arara.us,
richard.darrington@siemens.com, iri4peace@gmail.com, sugarprincess@cfl.rr.com,
Steve Johnson ,
"Susheela@Takingitglobal.Org" ,
Trish & Ive ,
VERONICA SMITH ,
Ramiro vazquez Vazquez , MPWright9@aol.com,
melinda harrison , Melanie Hansen ,
"Mblewis@95kimn. Com" , Joseph Pasquale ,
"Jimpulse17@Bellsouth. Net" ,
jerry axley , Jason D. Kish ,
Jay Bruno , IMPACT press ,
Gerald , David Monday ,
David Jones , Dan Lewis ,
Christina Marcet , Chad Shrock ,
Broken Speech Poetry Slam ,
carl knickerbocker , brian ,
Bretton Bennett , Barbara Heltebridle ,
Alex Oyler , Alex Katsaros ,
landofahz@hotmail.com, ashleo13@yahoo.com, nessa_duck@hotmail.com,
errata submission , abeach20@student.scad.edu,
kidabyssmal@mail.com, Thunderbird Air Park ,
Alex Oyler ,
jasonpburke@gmail.com, Johnbraz , captainrealestate@juno.com
Date: Fri, 26 May 2006 22:48:34 -0400
Subject: BLOCK SENDERS
please block the following senders from your email, they can be
blocked within your email client or by contacting your internet
service provider:
jericho@attrition.org
dsmcr@attrition.org
if you continue to receive email from these people please report them
and their website, http://attrition.org/ to the FBI's CyberCrime unit
found here: https://complaint.ic3.gov/Default.aspx
this list may be updated in the future as we are currently
experiencing technical difficulties
Jason Heltebridle
This electronic communication contains confidential information which
may also be legally privileged and which is intended only for the use
of the intended addressee(s). If you are not the intended recipient,
or the employee or agent responsible for delivering it to the intended
recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination or copying
of this electronic communication, or the taking of any action in
reliance on the contents of this electronic information may be
strictly prohibited. If you have received this electronic
communication in error, please notify us immediately and delete all
electronic and hard copies from your computer systems or offices.
Thank you.
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
Cc: imajika@gmail.com, Matthew Baca ,
Gerald ,
David Jones , "Create@Takedownmag. Com" ,
Alex Katsaros , Steve Johnson ,
nessa_duck@hotmail.com, vponce@bellsouth.net, kidabyssmal@mail.com, valis_jr@yahoo.com,
theeunthuziast@yahoo.com, joe@arara.us, richard.darrington@siemens.com, iri4peace@gmail.com,
sugarprincess@cfl.rr.com, Steve Johnson ,
Trish & Ive , VERONICA SMITH ,
Ramiro vazquez Vazquez , MPWright9@aol.com,
melinda harrison , Melanie Hansen ,
"Mblewis@95kimn. Com" , Joseph Pasquale ,
"Jimpulse17@Bellsouth. Net" , jerry axley ,
Jason D. Kish , Jay Bruno ,
IMPACT press , Gerald ,
David Monday , David Jones ,
Dan Lewis , Christina Marcet ,
Chad Shrock , Broken Speech Poetry Slam ,
carl knickerbocker , brian ,
Bretton Bennett , Barbara Heltebridle ,
Alex Oyler , Alex Katsaros ,
landofahz@hotmail.com, ashleo13@yahoo.com, nessa_duck@hotmail.com, errata@attrition.org,
abeach20@student.scad.edu, kidabyssmal@mail.com, geneworm83@yahoo.com, Thunderbird Air Park
Date: Fri, 26 May 2006 22:48:11 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: BLOCK SENDERS
: please block the following senders from your email, they can be blocked
: within your email client or by contacting your internet service
: provider:
:
: jericho@attrition.org
: dsmcr@attrition.org
Alternatively, you can ask "Jason" to remove all attrition.org addresses
from his spam mail list.
: if you continue to receive email from these people please report them
: and their website, http://attrition.org/ to the FBI's CyberCrime unit
: found here: https://complaint.ic3.gov/Default.aspx
We are doing nothing illegal. Don't waste the FBI's time. Instead, figure
out how to remove addresses from the spam list you run. Since you a)
don't remove us after repeated requests, b) added us w/o permission and c)
don't include unsubscribe information, you are in violation of the
CAN-SPAM act, which *is* illegal. I think since you refuse to listen to
our requests, we'll have to file a complaint too.
: this list may be updated in the future as we are currently experiencing
: technical difficulties
The technical difficulty being that you are a moron and can't figure out
how to remove addresses from your list.
From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net), imajika@gmail.com, Matthew Baca ,
Gerald , "Create@Takedownmag. Com" ,
Alex Katsaros , Steve Johnson , nessa_duck@hotmail.com,
vponce@bellsouth.net, kidabyssmal@mail.com, valis_jr@yahoo.com,
theeunthuziast@yahoo.com, joe@arara.us, richard.darrington@siemens.com,
iri4peace@gmail.com, sugarprincess@cfl.rr.com, Steve Johnson ,
"Susheela@Takingitglobal.Org" Trish & Ive ,
VERONICA SMITH , Ramiro vazquez Vazquez ,
MPWright9@aol.com, melinda harrison , Melanie Hansen ,
"Mblewis@95kimn. Com" , Joseph Pasquale ,
"Jimpulse17@Bellsouth. Net" , jerry axley ,
Jason D. Kish , Jay Bruno ,
IMPACT press , Gerald ,
David Monday , David Jones , Dan Lewis ,
Christina Marcet , Chad Shrock ,
Broken Speech Poetry Slam , carl knickerbocker ,
brian , Bretton Bennett ,
Barbara Heltebridle , Alex Oyler ,
Alex Katsaros , landofahz@hotmail.com, ashleo13@yahoo.com,
nessa_duck@hotmail.com, errata submission , abeach20@student.scad.edu,
kidabyssmal@mail.com, Thunderbird Air Park ,
Alex Oyler , jasonpburke@gmail.com,
Johnbraz , captainrealestate@juno.com
Date: Fri, 26 May 2006 23:54:36 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: BLOCK SENDERS
In all fairness, I thought everyone who received my previous email would
like to see the exchange that preceded the response below. Enjoy.
P.S. Please remind Jason and Sandra that they should not involve federal
authorities in matters that regard idiots who cluelessly spam unwilling
parties. If you think their tripe and tax dollars could be better spent
elsewhere, gimme a "hell yeah".
*** START FILE ***
From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
Bcc: errata@attrition.org
Date: Thu, 25 May 2006 12:36:10 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: June Cleavers Perform Tomorrow Night
On Thu, 25 May 2006, Jason Heltebridle wrote:
": " First of all I want to apologize if anyone has gotten anything obscene
": " or weird because of me. I have some kind of practical joker who has it
": " in for me for whatever reason. I don't know who it is, I don't
": " recognize the e-mail, so I am tremendously sorry, on a happy note,
Step 1. Look at the "from" line of this email.
Step 2. Look at the domain portion of the email address listed.
Step 3. Look at the list of people to whom you sent your last email.
Step 4. Find the email address in step 3 that comes from the domain you
found in Step 2.
Step 5. Remove the email address found in step 4 from your "distribution
list".
You have been spamming a GROUP of people by mailing a *single* email
address. You got it in there, you can figure out which one to take out on
your own. This has been going on for WEEKS. Please make it stop.
*** END FILE ***
And their response?
": " From: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
": " To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
": " Date: Thu, 25 May 2006 14:15:12 -0400
": " Subject: RE: June Cleavers Perform Tomorrow Night
": "
": "
": " Dear Sir,
": " Thank you for your help with this, I am not very knowledgeable about
": " e-mail and internet protocol and I apologize for my ignorance. I will
": " try to take your advice . I am truly sorry for any inconvenience I may
": " have caused.
": "
": " Sandra
From: submicron (dsmcr@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net), imajika@gmail.com, Matthew Baca ,
Gerald , "Create@Takedownmag. Com" ,
Alex Katsaros , Steve Johnson , nessa_duck@hotmail.com,
vponce@bellsouth.net, kidabyssmal@mail.com, valis_jr@yahoo.com,
theeunthuziast@yahoo.com, joe@arara.us, richard.darrington@siemens.com,
iri4peace@gmail.com, sugarprincess@cfl.rr.com, Steve Johnson ,
"Susheela@Takingitglobal.Org" , Trish & Ive ,
VERONICA SMITH , Ramiro vazquez Vazquez ,
MPWright9@aol.com, melinda harrison , Melanie Hansen ,
"Mblewis@95kimn. Com" , Joseph Pasquale ,
"Jimpulse17@Bellsouth. Net" , jerry axley ,
Jason D. Kish , Jay Bruno ,
IMPACT press , Gerald ,
David Monday , David Jones ,
Dan Lewis , Christina Marcet ,
Chad Shrock , Broken Speech Poetry Slam ,
carl knickerbocker , brian ,
Bretton Bennett , Barbara Heltebridle ,
Alex Oyler , Alex Katsaros , landofahz@hotmail.com,
ashleo13@yahoo.com, nessa_duck@hotmail.com, errata submission ,
abeach20@student.scad.edu, kidabyssmal@mail.com, Thunderbird Air Park ,
Alex Oyler , jasonpburke@gmail.com,
Johnbraz , captainrealestate@juno.com
Date: Sat, 27 May 2006 13:37:03 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: BLOCK SENDERS
Am I the only one who finds delicious irony in Jason suggesting that people
report us to the FBI (of course for committing no crime) when he's been
actively involved in Survivalist forums online, spewing anti-government
rhetoric and perpetuating all kinds of hysterical conspiracy theories.
dsmcr
From: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org)
To: Jason Heltebridle (helterbs@bellsouth.net)
Cc: imajika@gmail.com, Matthew Baca ,
Gerald , "Create@Takedownmag. Com" ,
Alex Katsaros ,
Steve Johnson , nessa_duck@hotmail.com, vponce@bellsouth.net,
kidabyssmal@mail.com, valis_jr@yahoo.com, theeunthuziast@yahoo.com, joe@arara.us,
richard.darrington@siemens.com, iri4peace@gmail.com,
sugarprincess@cfl.rr.com, Steve Johnson ,
"Susheela@Takingitglobal.Org" , Trish & Ive ,
VERONICA SMITH , Ramiro vazquez Vazquez ,
MPWright9@aol.com, melinda harrison , Melanie Hansen ,
"Mblewis@95kimn. Com" , Joseph Pasquale ,
"Jimpulse17@Bellsouth. Net" , jerry axley ,
Jason D. Kish , Jay Bruno ,
IMPACT press , Gerald ,
David Monday , David Jones ,
Dan Lewis , Christina Marcet ,
Chad Shrock , Broken Speech Poetry Slam ,
carl knickerbocker , brian , Bretton Bennett
, Barbara Heltebridle ,
Alex Oyler , Alex Katsaros ,
landofahz@hotmail.com, ashleo13@yahoo.com, nessa_duck@hotmail.com,
errata submission , abeach20@student.scad.edu,
kidabyssmal@mail.com, Thunderbird Air Park ,
Alex Oyler , jasonpburke@gmail.com,
Johnbraz , captainrealestate@juno.com
Date: Sat, 27 May 2006 21:04:35 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: BLOCK SENDERS
Your e-mails are getting pretty boring, threats, notifications of the goings on of people
I've never met nor care about, pointless confidentiality addendums to e-mails. Please include
more boobs in your communications. I'll start: (o)(o), also here's a dong 8==D
Sincerely yours,
M. R. Zodiac, ESQ.
-[snip]-
The above entitled action is considered classified and confidential by the soverign nation of
Kazakhstan, violations of this agreement between the recipients (you) and the senders
(also you, oddly) are punishible by Ilsa "She Wolf" of the SS (now a major motion picture
starring Will Smith as Ilsa).
On Fri, 26 May 2006, Jason Heltebridle wrote:
> please block the following senders from your email, they can be
> blocked within your email client or by contacting your internet
> service provider:
>
> jericho@attrition.org
> dsmcr@attrition.org
>
> if you continue to receive email from these people please report them
> and their website, http://attrition.org/ to the FBI's CyberCrime unit
> found here: https://complaint.ic3.gov/Default.aspx
>
> this list may be updated in the future as we are currently
> experiencing technical difficulties
