From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: dub six (dub_six2000@yahoo.com)
Cc: jericho@attrition.org
Date: Mon, 17 Apr 2006 18:28:05 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: how


You don't.  We make the accounts.  Do you have a good reason why we should
make an account for you?

On Sun, 16 Apr 2006, dub six wrote:

": " how can i make an account with u

From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: dub six (dub_six2000@yahoo.com)
Bcc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 18 Apr 2006 19:50:51 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: how


If you don't even know what our website is about, why would you want an
account with us?  That makes no sense.

On Tue, 18 Apr 2006, dub six wrote:

": " i dont know whats ur website about

From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: dub six (dub_six2000@yahoo.com)
Bcc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 19 Apr 2006 20:18:35 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: how


On Wed, 19 Apr 2006, dub six wrote:

": " youre site looked flippin sweet oh yeah and can i talk 2 my friends on there 
": " because i have lots of friends who would chat
": "
": " lyger (lyger@attrition.org) wrote:
": " If you don't even know what our website is about, why would you want an
": " account with us? That makes no sense.

Perhaps you could get an account here:

http://www.myspace.com

I hear they're looking for people just like you.

From: submicron (dsmcr@attrition.org)
To: dub six (dub_six2000@yahoo.com)
Cc: "jericho@attrition.org" (jericho@attrition.org), lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Fri, 5 May 2006 08:59:51 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: TELL ME

Dear Sir,

I am Mr. Jericho's social affairs director and am replying on his behalf. I assure you, Mr. Jericho 
would like, very much, to reply to your email in person, however he is quite busy right now with 
negotations to purchase a number of well-pedigreed web properties including the Antionline media 
empire.

To get right to the point Mr. Jericho's site is a conglomeration of societal mores, displayed each 
in periodic idiom. His media advisors recommended, after countless focus groups, that using 
period-based idiom to showcase deconstructed moral attitudes commonly held in western society 
provides a comforting, and yet deviously quaint vehicle for true societal commentary.  I would 
encourage you to browse the site extensively, see for yourself, the limitlessness of Mr. Jericho's 
vision.

If myself, or my staff can be of further assistance, don't hesitate to contact me directly.

Salutations,

dsmcr

On Thu, 27 Apr 2006, dub six wrote:

> what is ur site about dude

From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: dub_six2000@yahoo.com
Cc: dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Date: Fri, 5 May 2006 22:46:39 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: TELL ME



On Fri, 5 May 2006, submicron wrote:

": " Dear Sir,
": "
": " I am Mr. Jericho's social affairs director and am replying on his behalf. I
": " assure you, Mr. Jericho would like, very much, to reply to your email in
": " person, however he is quite busy right now with negotations to purchase a
": " number of well-pedigreed web properties including the Antionline media
": " empire.
": "
": " To get right to the point Mr. Jericho's site is a conglomeration of
": " societal mores, displayed each in periodic idiom.  His media advisors
": " recommended, after countless focus groups, that using period-based idiom to
": " showcase deconstructed moral attitudes commonly held in western society
": " provides a comforting, and yet deviously quaint vehicle for true societal
": " commentary.  I would encourage you to browse the site extensively, see for
": " yourself, the limitlessness of Mr. Jericho's vision.
": "
": " If myself, or my staff can be of further assistance, don't hesitate to
": " contact me directly.
": "
": " Salutations,
": "
": " dsmcr

i think what he's trying to say is "learn how to read, you monkeyfucker".

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: dub_six2000@yahoo.com
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 6 May 2006 02:56:39 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: TELL ME


: ": " I am Mr. Jericho's social affairs director and am replying on his behalf. I
: ": " assure you, Mr. Jericho would like, very much, to reply to your email in
: ": " person, however he is quite busy right now with negotations to purchase a
: ": " number of well-pedigreed web properties including the Antionline media
: ": " empire.
: ": "
: ": " To get right to the point Mr. Jericho's site is a conglomeration of
: ": " societal mores, displayed each in periodic idiom.  His media advisors
: ": " recommended, after countless focus groups, that using period-based idiom to
: ": " showcase deconstructed moral attitudes commonly held in western society
: ": " provides a comforting, and yet deviously quaint vehicle for true societal
: ": " commentary.  I would encourage you to browse the site extensively, see for
: ": " yourself, the limitlessness of Mr. Jericho's vision.
:
: i think what he's trying to say is "learn how to read, you
: monkeyfucker".

I translated that as "no way jericho responds to your bitch ass".

OH WAIT, SHIT

From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: dub six (dub_six2000@yahoo.com)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org)
Date: Sun, 14 May 2006 22:56:37 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: wtf

On Sun, 14 May 2006, dub six wrote:

": " u r a demonic loving site  belive in GOD guy u have kids for goodnesss sake

weren't you the guy who asked us over a month ago how you could get an
account with us?  then mailed us again asking "whut's your site about
dude?"

we should have never posted the "R.C. Refundo" stuff.  now assclowns like
you come out of the woodwork thinking they can troll us.  perhaps you're
the douchebag known as "stownplayer".  perhaps you were known in a former
life as "G G".  either way, no soup for you.  you're old news, and we have 
better things to do.

*PLONK*

From: submicron (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: dub six (dub_six2000@yahoo.com), security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 15 May 2006 18:04:08 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: wtf

On Sun, 14 May 2006, lyger wrote:

> On Sun, 14 May 2006, dub six wrote:
>
> ": " u r a demonic loving site  belive in GOD guy u have kids for goodnesss sake
>
> weren't you the guy who asked us over a month ago how you could get an
> account with us?  then mailed us again asking "whut's your site about
> dude?"
>
> we should have never posted the "R.C. Refundo" stuff.  now assclowns like
> you come out of the woodwork thinking they can troll us.  perhaps you're
> the douchebag known as "stownplayer".  perhaps you were known in a former
> life as "G G".  either way, no soup for you.  you're old news, and we have 
> better things to do.
>
> *PLONK*

Besides, what honky, whitebread, subburbanite, teenybopper called themselves 
"dub six 2000"?!?!  What's the matter whitey? Did you not get molested by a familial 
relation when you were a youngster and so all you can do to express your teenage 
rebellion is emulate your MTVicized vision of the Rastafarian culture and try to 
troll your betters on the interwebs?  Go play in traffic.

From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: dub six (dub_six2000@yahoo.com)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 15 May 2006 21:28:31 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: wtf


On Mon, 15 May 2006, dub six wrote:

": " hey im not that 1 dude asshole
": "
": " lyger  wrote:
": "
": " On Sun, 14 May 2006, dub six wrote:
": "
": " ": " u r a demonic loving site belive in GOD guy u have kids for goodnesss sake
": "
": " weren't you the guy who asked us over a month ago how you could get an
": " account with us? then mailed us again asking "whut's your site about
": " dude?"
": "
": " we should have never posted the "R.C. Refundo" stuff. now assclowns like
": " you come out of the woodwork thinking they can troll us. perhaps you're
": " the douchebag known as "stownplayer". perhaps you were known in a former
": " life as "G G". either way, no soup for you. you're old news, and we have 
": " better things to do.
": "
": " *PLONK*

I'm an asshole?  You've acted like a total idiot for the last three weeks.
"how do i get an account", "what's your site about", and then some talk
about "demons and god".  Go lick the inside of a short-bus window and jerk
off elsewhere.

This is my last response.  Fuck off and die.

From: submicron (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: dub six (dub_six2000@yahoo.com), security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 15 May 2006 22:58:49 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: wtf

On Mon, 15 May 2006, lyger wrote:

> On Mon, 15 May 2006, dub six wrote:
>
> ": " hey im not that 1 dude asshole
> ": "
> ": " lyger  wrote:
> ": "
> ": " On Sun, 14 May 2006, dub six wrote:
> ": "
> ": " ": " u r a demonic loving site belive in GOD guy u have kids for goodnesss sake
> ": "
> ": " weren't you the guy who asked us over a month ago how you could get an
> ": " account with us? then mailed us again asking "whut's your site about
> ": " dude?"
> ": "
> ": " we should have never posted the "R.C. Refundo" stuff. now assclowns like
> ": " you come out of the woodwork thinking they can troll us. perhaps you're
> ": " the douchebag known as "stownplayer". perhaps you were known in a former
> ": " life as "G G". either way, no soup for you. no postal entry, no more
> ": " responses. you're old news, and we have better things to do.
> ": "
> ": " *PLONK*
>
> I'm an asshole?  You've acted like a total idiot for the last three weeks.
> "how do i get an account", "what's your site about", and then some talk
> about "demons and god".  Go lick the inside of a short-bus window and jerk
> off elsewhere.
>
> This is my last response.  Fuck off and die.

In retrospect, this kid isn't nearly clever or witty enough to be R.C. Refundo or any 
of the myriad trolls we see on a daily basis.  In fact, he is utterly unworthy of our 
continued attention.  Dub, go suck the desiccated pizzle from a dead dog's scrotum.  
We're officially done with you, and from the looks of lyger, with your mother as well.