From: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) To: jericho@attrition.org, malvu@attrition.org Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:39:42 -0800 (PST) Subject: STKC Meeting Announcement Attrition Staff: You have been invited to the STKC 2006 Szechwan FCFSP meeting. Bring all materials for duscussion and presentations. We must continue in our involvment with this endangered species. When: April 25, 2006 Time: 6:30 p.m. (Please be prompt) Place: Szechwan Cuban boiled Fish Sticks and Pizza Las Vegas (West Side of 20 Beauties and 1 Ugly Chick) Telephone: (800) Fin-dus1 Agenda: The STKC Council meets for dinner and STKC business. All club officers and council members expected to attend. Entire families are not encouraged. Make sure to RSVP. We need to know ahead of time how much Szechwan Cuban pork boiled fish stick pizza will be needed as it takes the restaurant two days to prepare this delicacy as it must be buried it the ground for several days. (Similiar to the Kimchee) Looking forward! R.C. Refundo President Save the Koembolas
From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 15:42:53 -0500 (EST) Subject: STKC Meeting Announcement (fwd) OH BABY. WANNA GO? ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) To: jericho@attrition.org, malvu@attrition.org Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:39:42 -0800 (PST) Subject: STKC Meeting Announcement Attrition Staff: You have been invited to the STKC 2006 Szechwan FCFSP meeting.
From: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) To: staff@attrition.org Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 17:09:22 -0800 (PST) Subject: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement Just a follow up to let you all know I will need to hear from you by Friday of this week in order to complete all the reservations. Thank You, RC Refundo President STKC Remember, the STKC needs valuable members like you!! Let's see some involvement here folks!
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) To: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) Cc: staff@attrition.org Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:18:20 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement : Just a follow up to let you all know I will need to hear from you by : Friday of this week in order to complete all the reservations. Will there be pickled Koembolas served?
From: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) Resent-To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 17:32:58 -0800 (PST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement We aren't eating the Koembolas. Did you read through the invitation thoroughly? Eating the Koembolas would defeat the entire purpose of saving the endangered species.
From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) To: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:46:06 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote: ": " We aren't eating the Koembolas. Did you read through ": " the invitation thoroughly? Eating the Koembolas would ": " defeat the entire purpose of saving the endangered ": " species. So if we do decide to have the Szechwan Cuban pork boiled fish stick pizza, could we have a few Koembolas to take home for later? Maybe not to be eaten, but for "other uses"?
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) To: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:44:31 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote: : We aren't eating the Koembolas. Did you read through the invitation : thoroughly? Eating the Koembolas would defeat the entire purpose of : saving the endangered species. What exactly is a Koembola?
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) Cc: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:48:12 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement : ": " We aren't eating the Koembolas. Did you read through : ": " the invitation thoroughly? Eating the Koembolas would : ": " defeat the entire purpose of saving the endangered : ": " species. : : So if we do decide to have the Szechwan Cuban pork boiled fish stick : pizza, could we have a few Koembolas to take home for later? Maybe not : to be eaten, but for "other uses"? We want them to attend our Preservation of Szechwan Cuban Pig meeting.
From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) Cc: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:52:26 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, security curmudgeon wrote: ": " : So if we do decide to have the Szechwan Cuban pork boiled fish stick ": " : pizza, could we have a few Koembolas to take home for later? Maybe not ": " : to be eaten, but for "other uses"? ": " ": " We want them to attend our Preservation of Szechwan Cuban Pig meeting. Are we serving fried or baked Koembolas that night?
From: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) Cc: staff@attrition.org Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:11:23 -0800 (PST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement "other uses" Hmm... Well, I guess that would be acceptable as long as this "use" didn't end their lives. We do have to continue with a reason to use what funds we actually recieve from the government. As long as you keep your personal life to yourself everything should be kosher. However, I will warn you... they can get rather fiesty. We keep them locked in cages during the meetings. This is also the reason we discourage you involving family members. We had quite a legal battle from the last little "episode."
From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) To: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) Cc: staff@attrition.org Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 22:17:20 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote: ": " "other uses" ": " ": " Hmm... Well, I guess that would be acceptable as long as this "use" didn't end their lives. We do have to continue with a reason to use what funds we actually recieve from the government. end their lives? what exactly are they? if 'they' = mammal, 'they' = 'fair game' ": " As long as you keep your personal life to yourself everything should be kosher. However, I will warn you... they can get rather fiesty. We keep them locked in cages during the meetings. This is also the reason we discourage you involving family members. We had quite a legal battle from the last little "episode." note to self: bring tabasco
From: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) Cc: staff@attrition.org Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:13:53 -0800 (PST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement Again, did you review the invitation thoroughly? We are serving Szechwan Cuban pork boiled fish stick pizza. lyger (lyger@attrition.org) wrote: On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, security curmudgeon wrote: ": " : So if we do decide to have the Szechwan Cuban pork boiled fish stick ": " : pizza, could we have a few Koembolas to take home for later? Maybe not ": " : to be eaten, but for "other uses"? ": " ": " We want them to attend our Preservation of Szechwan Cuban Pig meeting. Are we serving fried or baked Koembolas that night?
From: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) Cc: staff@attrition.org Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:20:32 -0800 (PST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement A Koembola is a very rare species. I would imagine the Chupacabras are about the only "animal" I could really relate to the Koembola, if you are familiar with the species. One difference may be that Koembolas consume their mates after fornicating. I am unsure that Chupacabras share the same ritual. security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) wrote: On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote: : We aren't eating the Koembolas. Did you read through the invitation : thoroughly? Eating the Koembolas would defeat the entire purpose of : saving the endangered species. What exactly is a Koembola?
From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) To: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) Cc: staff@attrition.org Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 22:22:08 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote: ": " Again, did you review the invitation thoroughly? We are serving Szechwan Cuban pork boiled fish stick pizza. yes, i did. but if you attend our Preservation of Szechwan Cuban Pig meeting, we need to know what variety of Koembolas we will be serving. we wouldn't want to disappoint our guests!
From: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:22:41 -0800 (PST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement I am not quite sure they are an actual mammal. Did you recieve my last correspondence attempting to explain what a Koembolas was? mammal= fair game. Would you eat your dog or you cat for brunch? lyger (lyger@attrition.org) wrote: On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote: ": " "other uses" ": " ": " Hmm... Well, I guess that would be acceptable as long as this "use" didn't end their lives. We do have to continue with a reason to use what funds we actually recieve from the government. end their lives? what exactly are they? if 'they' = mammal, 'they' = 'fair game' ": " As long as you keep your personal life to yourself everything should be kosher. However, I will warn you... they can get rather fiesty. We keep them locked in cages during the meetings. This is also the reason we discourage you involving family members. We had quite a legal battle from the last little "episode." note to self: bring tabasco
From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) To: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 22:25:18 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote: ": " I am not quite sure they are an actual mammal. Did you recieve my last ": " correspondence attempting to explain what a Koembolas was? ": " ": " mammal= fair game. ": " ": " Would you eat your dog or you cat for brunch? with or without wasabi?
From: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:23:53 -0800 (PST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement You didn't invite me. You were attempting to invite Koembalas. I myself am not full blooded Koembola. lyger (lyger@attrition.org) wrote: On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote: ": " Again, did you review the invitation thoroughly? We are serving Szechwan Cuban pork boiled fish stick pizza.
From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) To: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 22:32:11 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote: ": " You didn't invite me. You were attempting to invite Koembalas. I ": " myself am not full blooded Koembola. We weren't gonna invite them. We were gonna eat them. Still wanna come?
From: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:31:25 -0800 (PST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement I can't imagine a grilled dog crescent with Wasabi and a Mimosa. I just can't. You must be a bit off your rocker. As you should realize by my involvement with the survival of the Kombolas I am very grounded, caring and humane individual. I don't think I would eat my pet. If I had a pet squid that would be tough. At times I've had to restrain myself from my own fish. If they were only a bit larger, and those chemicals weren't.... nevermind. That is a horrid thought. lyger (lyger@attrition.org) wrote: On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote: ": " I am not quite sure they are an actual mammal. Did you recieve my last ": " correspondence attempting to explain what a Koembolas was? ": " ": " mammal= fair game. ": " ": " Would you eat your dog or you cat for brunch? with or without wasabi?
From: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:34:02 -0800 (PST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement I'm still thinking about my pet fish. Perhaps I should call my therapist. Give me a few minutes to pull myself together. lyger (lyger@attrition.org) wrote: On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote: ": " You didn't invite me. You were attempting to invite Koembalas. I myself ": " am not full blooded Koembola.
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) To: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) Cc: staff@attrition.org Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 23:19:40 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement : A Koembola is a very rare species. I would imagine the Chupacabras are : about the only "animal" I could really relate to the Koembola, if you : are familiar with the species. One difference may be that Koembolas : consume their mates after fornicating. I am unsure that Chupacabras : share the same ritual. So rare, Google finds absolutely no reference to them!
From: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) Resent-To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:26:57 -0800 (PST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement Exactly. It is an honor to be invited to STKC meetings. Actually I think Google has filtered them due to Honosawwinski Magadi's complaint to keep them sacred. Lyger on your staff does not seem to understand this importance. He has some sort passion for devouring them. security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) wrote: : A Koembola is a very rare species. I would imagine the Chupacabras are : about the only "animal" I could really relate to the Koembola, if you : are familiar with the species. One difference may be that Koembolas : consume their mates after fornicating. I am unsure that Chupacabras : share the same ritual. So rare, Google finds absolutely no reference to them!
From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) To: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 23:44:39 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote: ": " Exactly. ": " ": " It is an honor to be invited to STKC meetings. ": " ": " Actually I think Google has filtered them due to Honosawwinski Magadi's complaint to keep them sacred. Lyger on your staff does not seem to understand this importance. He has some sort passion for devouring them. Your Koembola is our KFC Snacker. "Our hobby is turning sacred cows into quarter-pounders." - Cancer Omega
From: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) Resent-To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:33:26 -0800 (PST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement Just goes to show ya' - you can't just "Google" everything. Why they've became a verb, I just don't know. I wouldn't mind their takeout though... I need to get off the Perfect Duster. security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) wrote: : A Koembola is a very rare species. I would imagine the Chupacabras are : about the only "animal" I could really relate to the Koembola, if you : are familiar with the species. One difference may be that Koembolas : consume their mates after fornicating. I am unsure that Chupacabras : share the same ritual. So rare, Google finds absolutely no reference to them!
From: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) Cc: staff@attrition.org Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:53:19 -0800 (PST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement Laf. Maybe a good Ribeye or T-Bone. I don't hit Micky D's. I was sitting idle earlier watching installation screens. Haven't checked yout site for a few years... I used to years ago while working for an ISP. (luckily, I was never mirrored) I read a few going postals and figured I would e-mail something odd just for the hell of it. Something to break the monotony. I'm so burnt out on this damn shit. I haven't been on eotl.org for years either. Perhaps I should get on there, they'll horrass. Thanks for the amusement, guys. I figured you'd be good candidates.
From: R.C. Refundo (srgawd@yahoo.com) To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org) Cc: jericho@attrition.org Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 21:09:48 -0800 (PST) Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement And always remember! Save the Koembolas! (unless you fry em' up)
