From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Laquita0327@aol.com
Date: Tue, 1 Feb 2005 21:53:58 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Need you to close my account

: Please close my account for my free trial.

After considering your request, we have opted not to close your account.
Instead, we will begin billing you at $39.99 a month for standard service.
Failure to agree to these terms will lead to one of our agents pouring
sugar in your gas tank.