Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 22:28:39 -0500
From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: bastards@attrition.org
Subject: in a cave....

http://www.ucomics.com/tomthedancingbug/

pretty much sums up the attitude coming out of holywood

m~

--
SORRY LADY!! I BEAT OFF TO BLONDES, I DON'T TALK TO THEM



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 20:35:33 -0700 (MST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
cc: bastards@attrition.org
Subject: Re: in a cave....

> pretty much sums up the attitude coming out of holywood

listen man, quit this insensitive shit. your jabs of "holywood" only
remind of me my early days and that priest taunting me with the same words
(in a different context). you could show some fuckin decency toward the
church for once. ass



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 22:39:28 -0500
From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: bastards@attrition.org
Subject: Re: in a cave....

So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:

> > pretty much sums up the attitude coming out of holywood
>
> listen man, quit this insensitive shit. your jabs of "holywood" only
> remind of me my early days and that piest taunting me with the same words
> (in a different context). you could show some fuckin decency toward the
> church for once. ass

is this some sort of come on ??

--
Emacs is not built by hate of vi. vi is irrelevant. It is no more than
a strange punishment that the unbelievers submit themselves to.



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 20:40:48 -0700 (MST)
From: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
cc: security curmudgeon , bastards@attrition.org
Subject: Re: in a cave....

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Small Grey wrote:

> So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:
> >
> > > pretty much sums up the attitude coming out of holywood
> >
> > listen man, quit this insensitive shit. your jabs of "holywood" only
> > remind of me my early days and that piest taunting me with the same words
> > (in a different context). you could show some fuckin decency toward the
> > church for once. ass
>
> is this some sort of come on ??

he's been pretty hard up lately...

.s.



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 20:41:41 -0700 (MST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
cc: bastards@attrition.org
Subject: Re: in a cave....

> > > pretty much sums up the attitude coming out of holywood
> >
> > listen man, quit this insensitive shit. your jabs of "holywood" only
> > remind of me my early days and that piest taunting me with the same words
> > (in a different context). you could show some fuckin decency toward the
> > church for once. ass
>
> is this some sort of come on ??

my back wasn't to you.



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 22:41:47 -0500
From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: Sioda an Cailleach 
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org), bastards@attrition.org
Subject: Re: in a cave....

So Sioda an Cailleach [sioda@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Small Grey wrote:
>
> > So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:
> > >
> > > > pretty much sums up the attitude coming out of holywood
> > >
> > > listen man, quit this insensitive shit. your jabs of "holywood" only
> > > remind of me my early days and that piest taunting me with the same words
> > > (in a different context). you could show some fuckin decency toward the
> > > church for once. ass
> >
> > is this some sort of come on ??
> >
>
> he's been pretty hard up lately...

cruise thyself!

--
Emacs is a fine operating system, but I still prefer UNIX.
- Tom Christiansen



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 20:43:05 -0700 (MST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
cc: bastards@attrition.org, Nikki (czarina@czarina.org),
        Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org)

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Sioda an Cailleach wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Small Grey wrote:
>
> > So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:
> > >
> > > > pretty much sums up the attitude coming out of holywood
> > >
> > > listen man, quit this insensitive shit. your jabs of "holywood" only
> > > remind of me my early days and that piest taunting me with the same words
> > > (in a different context). you could show some fuckin decency toward the
> > > church for once. ass
> >
> > is this some sort of come on ??
> >
>
> he's been pretty hard up lately...

this coming from someone that mailed me earlier about riding animals and
using riding cops...



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 20:43:39 -0700 (MST)
From: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org), bastards@attrition.org
Subject: Re: in a cave....

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Small Grey wrote:

> So Sioda an Cailleach [sioda@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:
> >
> >
> > On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Small Grey wrote:
> >
> > > So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:
> > > >
> > > > > pretty much sums up the attitude coming out of holywood
> > > >
> > > > listen man, quit this insensitive shit. your jabs of "holywood" only
> > > > remind of me my early days and that piest taunting me with the same words
> > > > (in a different context). you could show some fuckin decency toward the
> > > > church for once. ass
> > >
> > > is this some sort of come on ??
> > >
> >
> > he's been pretty hard up lately...
>
> cruise thyself!

he ran out of hand lotion.

.s.



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 22:44:03 -0500
From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: bastards@attrition.org
Subject: Re: in a cave....

So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:
> >
> > is this some sort of come on ??
>
> my back wasn't to you.

yes, but you're talking =back= to me!

--
Nothing prepared us for the horror of women's singing navels.



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 20:45:00 -0700 (MST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
cc: Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org), Nikki (czarina@czarina.org),
    Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: in a cave....

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Small Grey wrote:
>
> > So Sioda an Cailleach [sioda@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:
> > >
> > >
> > > On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Small Grey wrote:
> > >
> > > > So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:
> > > > >
> > > > > > pretty much sums up the attitude coming out of holywood
> > > > >
> > > > > listen man, quit this insensitive shit. your jabs of "holywood" only
> > > > > remind of me my early days and that piest taunting me with the same words
> > > > > (in a different context). you could show some fuckin decency toward the
> > > > > church for once. ass
> > > >
> > > > is this some sort of come on ??
> > > >
> > >
> > > he's been pretty hard up lately...
> >
> > cruise thyself!
> >
>
> he ran out of hand lotion.

munge corrupted my bottle of shampoo.



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 20:45:04 -0700 (MST)
From: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
cc: bastards@attrition.org, Nikki (czarina@czarina.org),
        Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: in a cave....

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:

> > he's been pretty hard up lately...
>
> this coming from someone that mailed me earlier about riding animals and
> using riding cops...

That's "crops" you neophyte...

.s.



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 22:45:39 -0500
From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org), bastards@attrition.org
Subject: Re: in a cave....

So Sioda an Cailleach [sioda@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:
> > > he's been pretty hard up lately...
> >
> > cruise thyself!
> >
>
> he ran out of hand lotion.

I don't like lotion called "Kiss My Face"

--
m-must....... reach............. rape whistle....... .. . . . . . .



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 20:46:44 -0700 (MST)
From: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
cc: Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org), Nikki (czarina@czarina.org),
    Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: in a cave....

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:

> > > > he's been pretty hard up lately...
> > >
> > > cruise thyself!
> > >
> >
> > he ran out of hand lotion.
>
> munge corrupted my bottle of shampoo.

try conditioner. looks like the real thing...
.s.



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 22:47:12 -0500
From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        Nikki (czarina@czarina.org, Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: in a cave....

So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:

> > > > he's been pretty hard up lately...
> > >
> > > cruise thyself!
> > >
> >
> > he ran out of hand lotion.
>
> munge corrupted my bottle of shampoo.

suave, nicely chilled, just like myself.

--
I'LL GAUSSIAN BLUR MY BALLS AND CALL IT A PORTFOLIO



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 20:47:12 -0700 (MST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
cc: Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org), Nikki (czarina@czarina.org),
    Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: in a cave....

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Sioda an Cailleach wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:
>
> >
> > > he's been pretty hard up lately...
> >
> > this coming from someone that mailed me earlier about riding animals and
> > using riding cops...
> >
>
> That's "crops" you neophyte...

explain the handcuffs and taser burns!



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 20:48:36 -0700 (MST)
From: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
cc: Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org), Nikki (czarina@czarina.org),
    Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: in a cave....

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Sioda an Cailleach wrote:
>
> >
> > On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > > he's been pretty hard up lately...
> > >
> > > this coming from someone that mailed me earlier about riding animals and
> > > using riding cops...
> > >
> >
> > That's "crops" you neophyte...
>
> explain the handcuffs and taser burns!

whatever it takes to impose discipline...

.s.



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 22:48:41 -0500
From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org), g@attrition.org
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org), bastards@attrition.org,
        Nikki (czarina@czarina.org), Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: in a cave....

So Sioda an Cailleach [sioda@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:
> > using riding cops...
> >
>
> That's "crops" you neophyte...

puts crop circles in a whole new light

--
"FAGGOT" CAN ALSO MEAN A TIGHTLY-WRAPPED BUNDLE OF DICKS!!! I MEAN STICKS



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 20:48:51 -0700 (MST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
cc: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        Nikki (czarina@czarina.org), 
        Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org)

> So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:

> > > > > he's been pretty hard up lately...
> > > >
> > > > cruise thyself!
> > > >
> > >
> > > he ran out of hand lotion.
> >
> > munge corrupted my bottle of shampoo.
>
> suave, nicely chilled, just like myself.

why the disco ball hanging from your penis?



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 22:51:04 -0500
From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        Nikki (czarina@czarina.org),
        Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: sin a cave....

So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:

> > > > he ran out of hand lotion.
> > >
> > > munge corrupted my bottle of shampoo.
> >
> > suave, nicely chilled, just like myself.
>
> why the disco ball hanging from your penis?
>

DON'T TURN MY LOVE INTO A BIG JOKE

--
ONLY GOD AND THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE KNOW ABOUT YOUR PORNOGRAPHY COLLECTION



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 20:55:05 -0700 (MST)
From: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
cc: Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org), Nikki (czarina@czarina.org),
    Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org),
Subject: Re: in a cave....

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Sioda an Cailleach wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > > he's been pretty hard up lately...
> > >
> > > this coming from someone that mailed me earlier about riding animals and
> > > using riding cops...
> > >
> >
> > That's "crops" you neophyte...
>
> explain the handcuffs and taser burns!

JK would like it to be known that he does *not* have taser burns and quite
enjoys the handcuffs. However, he *is* suffering from neck spasms...

.s.



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 20:57:16 -0700 (MST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
cc: Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
    Nikki (czarina@czarina.org),
    Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org),

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Sioda an Cailleach wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:
>
> >
> > On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Sioda an Cailleach wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > he's been pretty hard up lately...
> > > >
> > > > this coming from someone that mailed me earlier about riding animals and
> > > > using riding cops...
> > > >
> > >
> > > That's "crops" you neophyte...
> >
> > explain the handcuffs and taser burns!
> >
>
> JK would like it to be known that he does *not* have taser burns and quite
> enjoys the handcuffs. However, he *is* suffering from neck spasms...

some form of palsy? i hate when that happens.

i hate when munge happens too.



From klein@wkeys.com  Mon Nov 19 20:58:42 2001
Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 22:59:07 -0500 (EST)
To: sioda@attrition.org
cc: jericho@attrition.org, bastards@attrition.org, czarina@czarina.org,
        geekgrl@attrition.org
Subject: Re: in a cave....

I greatly prefer the fur lined handcuffs. They don't hurt as much. The
riding crop is fun too. I pretend to be a Saddle and let Sioda hold onto
the Saddle Horn (even though you are not supposed to)

Jon

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Sioda an Cailleach wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Sioda an Cailleach wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > he's been pretty hard up lately...
> > > >
> > > > this coming from someone that mailed me earlier about riding animals and
> > > > using riding cops...
> > > >
> > >
> > > That's "crops" you neophyte...
> >
> > explain the handcuffs and taser burns!
>
> JK would like it to be known that he does *not* have taser burns and quite
> enjoys the handcuffs. However, he *is* suffering from neck spasms...
>
> .s.



From: klein@wkeys.com
Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 22:59:51 -0500 (EST)
To: jericho@attrition.org
cc: sioda@attrition.org, bastards@attrition.org,
    czarina@czarina.org, geekgrl@attrition.org,
        
Subject: Re: in a crave....

Strong leg muscles on Sioda's part. I keep telling her to stop riding. One
day, she's going to snap my neck.

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Sioda an Cailleach wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Sioda an Cailleach wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > > On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > > he's been pretty hard up lately...
> > > > >
> > > > > this coming from someone that mailed me earlier about riding animals and
> > > > > using riding cops...
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > That's "crops" you neophyte...
> > >
> > > explain the handcuffs and taser burns!
> > >
> >
> > JK would like it to be known that he does *not* have taser burns and quite
> > enjoys the handcuffs. However, he *is* suffering from neck spasms...
>
> some form of palsy? i hate when that happens.
>
> i hate when munge happens too.



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 21:00:39 -0700 (MST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: klein@wkeys.com
cc: Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        Nikki (czarina@czarina.org),
        Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org),

> Strong leg muscles on Sioda's part. I keep telling her to stop riding. One
> day, she's going to snap my neck.

I DID NOT LICK THE TOAD GOD dAMMIT



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 23:03:10 -0500
From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: klein@wkeys.com, Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        Nikki (czarina@czarina.org),
        Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org),

So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:

> > Strong leg muscles on Sioda's part. I keep telling her to stop riding. One
> > day, she's going to snap my neck.
>
> I DID NOT LICK THE TOAD GOD dAMMIT

This reminds me of an old joke about how to eat a frog...

--
"her conscience was a little cartoon Josef Mengele"
-Syd Midnight



From: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
cc: klein@wkeys.com, Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        Nikki (czarina@czarina.org),
        Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org),
Subject: Re: in a crave....

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:

> > Strong leg muscles on Sioda's part. I keep telling her to stop riding. One
> > day, she's going to snap my neck.
>
> I DID NOT LICK THE TOAD GOD dAMMIT

hrm...if you kiss a toad, it's supposed to turn into a handsome prince.
licking it? By a (we assume) guy? Does that turn him into a Fairy Prince?

.sioda.



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 23:05:38 -0500
From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: klein@wkeys.com
Cc: sioda@attrition.org, jericho@attrition.org, bastards@attrition.org,
        czarina@czarina.org, geekgrl@attrition.org
Subject: Re: in a cave....

So klein@wkeys.com [klein@wkeys.com] was all like, and shit:
>
> I greatly prefer the fur lined handcuffs. They don't hurt as much. The
> riding crop is fun too. I pretend to be a Saddle and let Sioda hold onto
> the Saddle Horn (even though you are not supposed to)

you're not the water, just the wave

--
OH MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!
I'd very much like to purchase this Britney Spears doll and some
lipstick so I can properly suck cock and get AIDS & die before my
21st birthday.
HUGZ!!!!!!!!!!! -Leisuretown



From: klein@wkeys.com
Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 23:07:10 -0500 (EST)
To: munge@attrition.org
cc: jericho@attrition.org, bastards@attrition.org, 
        czarina@czarina.org, geekgrl@attrition.org,
Subject: Re: in a crave....

Did you know that a frog mates for 28 days? No wonder his eyes bug out.

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Small Grey wrote:

> So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:

> >
> > > Strong leg muscles on Sioda's part. I keep telling her to stop riding. One
> > > day, she's going to snap my neck.
> >
> > I DID NOT LICK THE TOAD GOD dAMMIT
> >
>
> This reminds me of an old joke about how to eat a frog...
>
> --
> "her conscience was a little cartoon Josef Mengele"
> -Syd Midnight



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 21:07:37 -0700 (MST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
cc:     Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        Nikki (czarina@czarina.org),
        Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org),
Subject: Re: in a crave....

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Small Grey wrote:

> So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:

> >
> > > Strong leg muscles on Sioda's part. I keep telling her to stop riding. One
> > > day, she's going to snap my neck.
> >
> > I DID NOT LICK THE TOAD GOD dAMMIT
> >
>
> This reminds me of an old joke about how to eat a frog...

one ribbit a time?

HAH



From: klein@wkeys.com
Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 23:10:11 -0500 (EST)
To: jericho@attrition.org
cc: munge@attrition.org, bastards@attrition.org,
        czarina@czarina.org, geekgrl@attrition.org,
Subject: Re: in a crave....

LAME. VERY VERY LAME !!!!

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Small Grey wrote:
>
> > So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:
> > >
> > >
> > > > Strong leg muscles on Sioda's part. I keep telling her to stop riding. One
> > > > day, she's going to snap my neck.
> > >
> > > I DID NOT LICK THE TOAD GOD dAMMIT
> > >
> >
> > This reminds me of an old joke about how to eat a frog...



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 23:10:14 -0500
From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        Nikki (czarina@czarina.org),
        Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org),
Subject: Re: in a crave....

So Sioda an Cailleach [sioda@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:
>
> >
> > > Strong leg muscles on Sioda's part. I keep telling her to stop riding. One
> > > day, she's going to snap my neck.
> >
> > I DID NOT LICK THE TOAD GOD dAMMIT
> >
>
> hrm...if you kiss a toad, it's supposed to turn into a handsome prince.
> licking it? By a (we assume) guy? Does that turn him into a Fairy Prince?

this what jericho is talking/licking about:

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/Imagezs/peter_stand_large.jpg

--
There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says "Good people drink good
beer."  Which is true, then as now.  Just look around you at any public
barroom, and you will quickly see:  Bad people drink bad beer.  Think
about it.
* Hunter S. Thompson



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: klein@wkeys.com
cc: Munge (munge@attrition.org),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        Nikki (czarina@czarina.org),
        Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org),
Subject: Re: in a crave....

Listen here ass clown, my jokes are kew!

Did I ever tell you about the business man and the Pink Panther Hotel?

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 klein@wkeys.com wrote:

> LAME. VERY VERY LAME !!!!
>
> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Small Grey wrote:
> >
> > > So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > Strong leg muscles on Sioda's part. I keep telling her to stop riding. One
> > > > > day, she's going to snap my neck.
> > > >
> > > > I DID NOT LICK THE TOAD GOD dAMMIT
> > > >
> > >
> > > This reminds me of an old joke about how to eat a frog...
> >
> > one ribbit a time?
> >
> > HAH



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 23:12:03 -0500
From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: klein@wkeys.com
Cc: sioda@attrition.org, jericho@attrition.org, bastards@attrition.org,
        czarina@czarina.org, geekgrl@attrition.org
Subject: ON THE HORN

So klein@wkeys.com [klein@wkeys.com] was all like, and shit:
>
> I greatly prefer the fur lined handcuffs. They don't hurt as much. The
> riding crop is fun too. I pretend to be a Saddle and let Sioda hold onto
> the Saddle Horn (even though you are not supposed to)
>
> Jon

http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1145.gif

--
Yeah, well let's see about BEATING JESUS INTO YOU!!



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 21:15:22 -0700 (MST)
From: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
cc: klein@wkeys.com, Munge (munge@attrition.org),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        Nikki (czarina@czarina.org),
        Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: in a crave....

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:

> Listen here ass clown, my jokes are kew!
>
> Did I ever tell you about the business man and the Pink Panther Hotel?

RUN!!! GET AWAY!!! *NOT* THE PINK PANTHER HOTEL JOKE!!!
ARGGGHHHHHHJH!!!!!!

.sioda. (who suffered through it)



From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: klein@wkeys.com,
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        Nikki (czarina@czarina.org), 
        Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: in a crave....

So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:

> Listen here ass clown, my jokes are kew!
>
> Did I ever tell you about the business man and the Pink Panther Hotel?

If you can still breath at this point you're doing it all wrong

--
I wish Sam Walton would get in there and drive the mom-and-pop
electric butt plug makers out of business with his mass market bulk
discounting tactics



From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org), klein@wkeys.com,
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        Nikki (czarina@czarina.org), 
        Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org),
Subject: Re: in a crave....

So Sioda an Cailleach [sioda@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:

> >
> > Listen here ass clown, my jokes are kew!
> >
> > Did I ever tell you about the business man and the Pink Panther Hotel?
> >

> RUN!!! GET AWAY!!! *NOT* THE PINK PANTHER HOTEL JOKE!!!
> ARGGGHHHHHHJH!!!!!!

sounds like a one-man fag parade

--
BUG #39439: MY DONG IS CAUGHT IN A WINE BOTTLE!!! NOT A JOKE



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
cc: Ass Klown (klein@wkeys.com),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        FREAKSHOW (czarina@czarina.org),
        Lesbian (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: in a crave....

> So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:

> >
> > Listen here ass clown, my jokes are kew!
> >
> > Did I ever tell you about the business man and the Pink Panther Hotel?

> If you can still breath at this point you're doing it all wrong

Oh my. Munge aint never been hearin of no Pink Panther Hotel joke and some
shit.

Yet he be sayin dis, and dont be known just how right he is.

SLAP MY FRO



From: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
cc: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org), Ass Klown (klein@wkeys.com),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        FREAKSHOW (czarina@czarina.org),
        Lesbian (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: in a crave....

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:

> > So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:

> > > Listen here ass clown, my jokes are kew!
> > >
> > > Did I ever tell you about the business man and the Pink Panther Hotel?

> > If you can still breath at this point you're doing it all wrong

> Oh my. Munge aint never been hearin of no Pink Panther Hotel joke and some
> shit.
>
> Yet he be sayin dis, and dont be known just how right he is.
>
> SLAP MY FRO

Fair warning to everyone: if Jericho ever asks starts with "So, this man
goes one a business trip to Hawaii..." RUN, don't walk, to the nearest
exit...

.sioda.



From: klein@wkeys.com
Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 23:27:25 -0500 (EST)
To: sioda@attrition.org
cc: jericho@attrition.org, munge@attrition.org,
        bastards@attrition.org,
        czarina@czarina.org, geekgrl@attrition.org,
Subject: Re: in a crave....

Didn't TC threaten to shoot the last guy who told the Pink Panther Hotel
joke?

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Sioda an Cailleach wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:
>
> >
> > > So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:
> > > >
> > > > Listen here ass clown, my jokes are kew!
> > > >
> > > > Did I ever tell you about the business man and the Pink Panther Hotel?
> > > >
> > > If you can still breath at this point you're doing it all wrong
> >
> > Oh my. Munge aint never been hearin of no Pink Panther Hotel joke and some
> > shit.
> >
> > Yet he be sayin dis, and dont be known just how right he is.
> >
> > SLAP MY FRO
> >
>
> Fair warning to everyone: if Jericho ever asks starts with "So, this man
> goes one a business trip to Hawaii..." RUN, don't walk, to the nearest
> exit...
>
> .sioda.



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 21:27:27 -0700 (MST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
cc: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org), Ass Klown (klein@wkeys.com),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        FREAKSHOW (czarina@czarina.org),
        Lesbian (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: in a crave....

well to be fair, it wasn't me that told it...

i was doing unspeakables under the table next to us.

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Sioda an Cailleach wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:
>
> >
> > > So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Listen here ass clown, my jokes are kew!
> > > >
> > > > Did I ever tell you about the business man and the Pink Panther Hotel?
> > > >
> > >
> > > If you can still breath at this point you're doing it all wrong
> >
> > Oh my. Munge aint never been hearin of no Pink Panther Hotel joke and some
> > shit.
> >
> > Yet he be sayin dis, and dont be known just how right he is.
> >
> > SLAP MY FRO
> >
>
> Fair warning to everyone: if Jericho ever asks starts with "So, this man
> goes one a business trip to Hawaii..." RUN, don't walk, to the nearest
> exit...
>
> .sioda.



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 21:30:57 -0700 (MST)
From: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
cc: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org), Ass Klown (klein@wkeys.com),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        FREAKSHOW (czarina@czarina.org),
        Lesbian (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: in a crave....

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:

> well to be fair, it wasn't me that told it...
>
> i was doing unspeakables under the table next to us.

that poor squirrel....



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 21:35:25 -0700 (MST)
From: /dev/null (null@attrition.org)
To: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
        Small Grey (munge@attrition.org), Ass Klown (klein@wkeys.com),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        FREAKSHOW (czarina@czarina.org),
        Lesbian (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: in a crave....

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Sioda an Cailleach wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:
>
> >
> > well to be fair, it wasn't me that told it...
> >
> > i was doing unspeakables under the table next to us.
> >
>
> that poor squirrel....

Would that be 'unsqueakables'?

/dev/null



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 21:36:38 -0700 (MST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: /dev/null (null@attrition.org)
cc: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org), Small Grey 
(munge@attrition.org),
        Ass Klown (klein@wkeys.com),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        FREAKSHOW (czarina@czarina.org),
        Lesbian (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: in a crave....

welcome to the TAIL of this thread null!@$!@#$


> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Sioda an Cailleach wrote:

> >
> > On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > well to be fair, it wasn't me that told it...
> > >
> > > i was doing unspeakables under the table next to us.
> > >
> >
> > that poor squirrel....
> Would that be 'unsqueakables'?
>
> /dev/null



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 23:36:55 -0500
From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: /dev/null (null@attrition.org)
Cc: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org),
        security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
        Ass Klown (klein@wkeys.com),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        FREAKSHOW (czarina@czarina.org),
        Lesbian (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: in a crave....

So /dev/null [null@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:
> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Sioda an Cailleach wrote:

> >
> > On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > well to be fair, it wasn't me that told it...
> > >
> > > i was doing unspeakables under the table next to us.
> > >
> >
> > that poor squirrel....
>
> Would that be 'unsqueakables'?

depends on how much duct tape you use

--
GOD MASTURBATES



From: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
To: /dev/null (null@attrition.org)
cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
        Small Grey (munge@attrition.org), Ass Klown (klein@wkeys.com),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        FREAKSHOW (czarina@czarina.org),
        Lesbian (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: in a crave....

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, /dev/null wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Sioda an Cailleach wrote:

> > On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > well to be fair, it wasn't me that told it...
> > >
> > > i was doing unspeakables under the table next to us.
> > >
> >
> > that poor squirrel....
>
> Would that be 'unsqueakables'?
>
> /dev/null

trust me - it squeaked. A lot.
.sioda.



From: klein@wkeys.com
Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 23:39:29 -0500 (EST)
To: sioda@attrition.org
cc: null@attrition.org, jericho@attrition.org, munge@attrition.org,
        bastards@attrition.org,
        czarina@czarina.org, geekgrl@attrition.org,
Subject: Re: in a crave....

Farm boy. Remember this sound. SQUEAL

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Sioda an Cailleach wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, /dev/null wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Sioda an Cailleach wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > > well to be fair, it wasn't me that told it...
> > > >
> > > > i was doing unspeakables under the table next to us.
> > > >
> > >
> > > that poor squirrel....
> >
> > Would that be 'unsqueakables'?
> >
> > /dev/null
> >
>
> trust me - it squeaked. A lot.
> .sioda.



From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
Cc: /dev/null (null@attrition.org),
        security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
        Ass Klown (klein@wkeys.com),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        FREAKSHOW (czarina@czarina.org),
        Lesbian (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: in a crave....

So Sioda an Cailleach [sioda@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:
> > Would that be 'unsqueakables'?
> trust me - it squeaked. A lot.

answers the question, "What happens when the turkey baster isn't
packed tightly enough?"

m~

--
Trouble us not with your stories from the Reagan administration.



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 21:40:56 -0700 (MST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
cc: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org), /dev/null 
(null@attrition.org),
        Ass Klown (klein@wkeys.com),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        FREAKSHOW (czarina@czarina.org),
        Lesbian (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: in a crave....

> So Sioda an Cailleach [sioda@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:
> > > Would that be 'unsqueakables'?
> > trust me - it squeaked. A lot.
>
> answers the question, "What happens when the turkey baster isn't packed
> tightly enough?"

WHITE POWER WHITE POWER



To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org), /dev/null (null@attrition.org),
        Ass Klown (klein@wkeys.com),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        FREAKSHOW (czarina@czarina.org),
        Lesbian (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: in a crave....

So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:
> > answers the question, "What happens when the turkey baster isn't packed
> > tightly enough?"
>
> WHITE POWER WHITE POWER

WITHOUT RACISM HOW WOULD WE TELL EACH OTHER APART ??



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 21:45:50 -0700 (MST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
cc: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org), /dev/null (null@attrition.org),
        Ass Klown (klein@wkeys.com),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        FREAKSHOW (czarina@czarina.org),
        Lesbian (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: ok in all seriousness..

> > WHITE POWER WHITE POWER
>
> WITHOUT RACISM HOW WOULD WE TELL EACH OTHER APART ??

So Jesse Jackson, Emmanuel Lewis and Don King walk into a bar...



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 23:45:52 -0500
From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: klein@wkeys.com
Cc: sioda@attrition.org, null@attrition.org, jericho@attrition.org,
        bastards@attrition.org,
        czarina@czarina.org, geekgrl@attrition.org,
Subject: Re: in a crave....

So klein@wkeys.com [klein@wkeys.com] was all like, and shit:

> Farm boy. Remember this sound. SQUEAL

trouble us not with your stories of the clinton administration

--
Win FREE school supplies, backpacks, bongs, bags of weed, pellet guns!



From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org), /dev/null 
(null@attrition.org),
        Ass Klown (klein@wkeys.com),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        FREAKSHOW (czarina@czarina.org),
        Lesbian (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: ok in all seriousness..

So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:

> So Jesse Jackson, Emmanuel Lewis and Don King walk into a bar...

OK, hands up, who wants their money back if this doesn't end in a
daisy chain?

--
Attrition.org: Your Do Lung Bridge to the Internet!



To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
        /dev/null (null@attrition.org), Ass Klown (klein@wkeys.com),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        FREAKSHOW (czarina@czarina.org),
        Lesbian (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: ok in all seriousness..

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Small Grey wrote:

> So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:
> >
> > So Jesse Jackson, Emmanuel Lewis and Don King walk into a bar...
>
> OK, hands up, who wants their money back if this doesn't end in a
> daisy chain?

I want to see this end with Jericho in a submissive position...
>)
.sioda.



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 22:02:22 -0700 (MST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
cc: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org), /dev/null (null@attrition.org),
        Ass Klown (klein@wkeys.com)
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        FREAKSHOW (czarina@czarina.org),
        Lesbian (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Subject: Re: ok in all seriousness..

ROUTE 1 in LAUREL

BEHIND MCDONALS, "MATT'S HOUSE OF MISANDRY", 10PM IN THE QUICK BOOTHS

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Sioda an Cailleach wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Small Grey wrote:
>
> > So cult hero [jericho@attrition.org] was all like, and shit:
> > >
> > > So Jesse Jackson, Emmanuel Lewis and Don King walk into a bar...
> >
> > OK, hands up, who wants their money back if this doesn't end in a
> > daisy chain?
> >
>
> I want to see this end with Jericho in a submissive position...
> >)
> .sioda.



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 22:03:03 -0700 (MST)
From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
cc: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org), bastards@attrition.org
Subject: Re: in a cave....

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:

> > pretty much sums up the attitude coming out of holywood
>
> listen man, quit this insensitive shit. your jabs of "holywood" only
> remind of me my early days and that piest taunting me with the same
> words (in a different context). you could show some fuckin decency
> toward the church for once. ass

Besides, hasn't Marilyn Manson been through enough already??

.c



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 22:07:18 -0700 (MST)
From: Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
cc: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org), /dev/null (null@attrition.org),
        Ass Klown (klein@wkeys.com),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        FREAKSHOW (czarina@czarina.org),
        Lesbian (geekgrl@attrition.org),
Subject: Re: ok in all seriousness..

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, security curmudgeon wrote:

> ROUTE 1 in LAUREL
>
> BEHIND MCDONALS, "MATT'S HOUSE OF MISANDRY", 10PM IN THE QUICK BOOTHS
>

OK - you bring the hand lotion, I'll bring the riding crop & spurs...

,sioda.



Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 22:08:59 -0700 (MST)
From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
        Sioda an Cailleach (sioda@attrition.org),
        /dev/null (null@attrition.org), Ass Klown (klein@wkeys.com),
        Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org),
        FREAKSHOW (czarina@czarina.org),
        Lesbian (geekgrl@attrition.org)
        Br3it 
Subject: Re: in a crave....

On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, Small Grey wrote:

> > > answers the question, "What happens when the turkey baster isn't packed
> > > tightly enough?"
> >
> > WHITE POWER WHITE POWER
>
> WITHOUT RACISM HOW WOULD WE TELL EACH OTHER APART ??

Don't be politically incorrect.  That pisses off the fags.

.c



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