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From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 02:53:23 EST
Subject: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To: jericho@attrition.org

need user password for icqmail, i know the ip #, cant get the damn
password....HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 02:55:39 EST
Subject: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
To: jericho@attrition.org

 O BY THE WAY, NOT TRYEN TO HACK SHIT... JUST NEED MY OLD ICQMAIL 
PASSWORD,
HELP HELP HELP



Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:03:01 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

that's what they all say...



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:26:01 EST
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
To: jericho@attrition.org

lol



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:36:16 EST
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
To: jericho@attrition.org

well....arent we mister smarty pants...someone has a keen sense of humor,
dont be so grouchy...



Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:39:16 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

LOL I KNOW!!!!!!!



Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:44:06 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A/S/L?!@$?!@

ps: that wasn't grouchy, that was pure humor =(



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:44:41 EST
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
To: jericho@attrition.org

i have spoke with you for about 8 minutes off and on, and i dont think 
that i like where our relationship is going...you arent sensitive to my 
feelings, and YOU DONT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, so im gonna leave you alone 
i guess!!!!!
       HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT MISTER GROUCH!?? i will refer to you as oscar
you could learn a few things from me, i am humorous.



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:49:42 EST
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
To: jericho@attrition.org

ha ha ha, ok, so you have proven your point ... you are funny as hell!

 that was mean, i didnt mean it, can u ever forgive me?....i wouldnt do 
such a thing
      soooo.......why are you available?????????j/k



Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:51:37 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

are you hitting on me?



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:56:52 EST
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
To: jericho@attrition.org

you are sick mutherf**kers, dont include me in you and your dominatrix"s 
sick little plans......unless there is chains involved....by the way, this 
may sound stupid, and your gonna wonder where the hell i have been... but 
what the hell is A/S/L????????



Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:57:07 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>  ha ha ha, ok, so you have proven your point ... you are funny as
>  hell!
>
>  that was mean, i didnt mean it, can u ever forgive me?....i wouldnt
>  do such a thing
>      soooo.......why are you available?????????j/k


i'm available because my girlfriend likes the idea of me bringing home
cute young chicks that are clean and shaven. she said she bought duct tape
for the occasion.

so, A/S/L again plz thnx!



Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:04:47 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

> you are sick mutherf**kers, dont include me in you and your
> dominatrix's sick little plans......unless there is chains
> involved....by the way, this may sound stupid, and your gonna wonder
> where the hell i have been... but what the hell is A/S/L????????

chains are foreplay only..

and if you looked at the required reading for all AOL users, A/S/L?!@?!
(don't forget excess punctuation) should be part of your standard
vocabulary.



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:07:33 EST
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
To: jericho@attrition.org

look... dont get smart...again, just tell me what it means, so that i dont
have to sit and look it up, because i have read no such of a thing, is it 
so hard for you to say "A/S/L means this..." no it isnt,  you were just 
starting to open up to me, and now this...you are an asshole. and i dont 
particularly care for you. you...you...chain packin freak.



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:09:25 EST
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
To: jericho@attrition.org

o yeah... and what makes you think i am a young chick???? i could be old 
as hell



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:27:58 EST
Subject: figured it out!!!
To: jericho@attrition.org

age sex location... now why did you put all those damn marks??? that was
unnecessary., and stop being filthy, i have bitched more at you in the 
past little bit than i have at any man i have ever had, i feel sorry for 
your girlfreind, bet she's gotta bitch alot at your ass.and stop taking so 
long to reply... and stay off those damn porn sights... shit...



Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:28:41 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

> look... dont get smart...again, just tell me what it means, so that i
> dont have to sit and look it up, because i have read no such of a
> thing, is it so hard for you to say "A/S/L means this..." no it isnt,
> you were just starting to open up to me, and now this...you are an
> asshole. and i dont particularly care for you. you...you...chain
> packin freak.

A/S/L = Anal/Swallow/Llamas .. it's a shortcut to find out your sexual
preferences.



Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:29:24 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

> o yeah... and what makes you think i am a young chick???? i could be
> old as hell

"misty" just has that barely legal but still wears a school girl outfit
sound to it.

and if that isn't the truth, DONT YOU DARE RUIN THE JERK MATERIAL I HAVE
IN MIND THANKS



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:31:56 EST
Subject: nosy ass
To: jericho@attrition.org

i live in tennessee, am 22 and i am a WOMAN...and yes by birth, now do you
also need my social security number, mothers maiden name, anything else 
you can think of?



Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:37:17 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: figured it out!!!

> age sex location... now why did you put all those damn marks??? that
> was unnecessary., and stop being filthy, i have bitched more at you in
> the past little bit than i have at any man i have ever had, i feel

you've barely bitched at me. i am obviously failing in my goal..

> sorry for your girlfreind, bet she's gotta bitch alot at your ass.and

yeah, but she bitches because i'm a tease and won't put out.

> stop taking so long to reply... and stay off those damn porn sights...

nonono, that is her on the porn sites.



Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:39:28 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: nosy ass

> i live in tennessee, am 22 and i am a WOMAN...and yes by birth, now do
> you also need my social security number, mothers maiden name, anything
> else you can think of?

nope. 93% of people claiming to be "girls" online really aren't.

and hell, mother's maiden name .. when you didnt give YOUR name? jeez!



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:41:08 EST
Subject: ha
To: jericho@attrition.org

those statistics arent right 60% is prolly over stating the percentage,do 
i sence  homophobic tendancies? dont worry you arent speaking to a man 4 
sure! i am all woman, which you prolly couldnt tell from the looks of my 
chest... but i guess i will be thankful for what i got... (mesquito bites) 
do you feel sorry for me?



Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:57:04 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To:  (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
bcc: Munge (munge@attrition.org)

> those statistics arent right 60% is prolly over stating the
> percentage,do i sence homophobic tendancies? dont worry you arent

no, if i need a dose of cock i can just e-mail munge@attrition.org

> speaking to a man 4 sure!  i am all woman, which you prolly couldnt
> tell from the looks of my chest...  but i guess i will be thankful for
> what i got... (mesquito bites) do you feel sorry for me?

80% or 93% doesn't matter. you are a 14 year old boy no doubt



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:01:04 EST
Subject: Re: ha
To: jericho@attrition.org

lol...shit, i was joking about my chest, it isnt as large as i would like,
but i am not a damn 14 year old boy! if our web cam worked, i could show 
you a pic. but u will have to take my word 4 it i guess. i have a little 
boy he is 2 his name is gavin, now i guess i am hell of a "boy" it is 5 am  
i am up awful late, kinda sleepy. i just got out of a long relationship, 
ended about a week ago, havent been able to sleep very well since, i dont 
get on the computer much, have the past 3 or 4 nights, cause i have been 
bored, prolly will go sleep in a little while, before i go tell me  where 
you are from oscar



Return-Path: (munge@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: ha
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:15:16 -0500

>> those statistics arent right 60% is prolly over stating the
    >> percentage,do i sence homophobic tendancies? dont worry you
    >> arent

    sc> no, if i need a dose of cock i can just e-mail
    sc> munge@attrition.org

    YOU RING??

    >> speaking to a man 4 sure!  i am all woman, which you prolly
    >> couldnt tell from the looks of my chest...  but i guess i will
    >> be thankful for what i got... (mesquito bites) do you feel
    >> sorry for me?

    sc> 80% or 93% doesn't matter. you are a 14 year old boy no doubt

    What are the odds?

    cheers,

    munge



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:15:36 EST
Subject: oooops
To: jericho@attrition.org

i dont no what happened, but hope you arent in trouble. i am confused. 
sorry, guess i will go now.   bye bye jericho



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:19:13 EST
Subject: (no subject)
To: jericho@attrition.org

you son of a b**ch,



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:22:24 EST
Subject: Re: (no subject)
To: jericho@attrition.org

who the hell is mulch and why did he email me i want to know damnit! you
better start talking! i emailed him and called him names too



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:25:19 EST
Subject: Re: ha
To: jericho@attrition.org

17 months is a long time to me. and fishin for a new hunk?......shit, the
last thing i want is a damn man.......well, it sounded good. and i wanna 
no how old you are... you are avoiding the question. do you have a 
unibrow? i wonder.......



Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:25:40 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: ha

> awful late, kinda sleepy. i just got out of a long relationship, ended 
about

if you are 22, it couldn't be that long of one =)

> computer much, have the past 3 or 4 nights, cause i have been bored, 
prolly

FISHING FOR A NEW HUNK?!



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:26:07 EST
Subject: Re: (no subject)
To: jericho@attrition.org

i think that mulch is playing hard to get



Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:26:09 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: (no subject)

> you son of a b**ch,

this mean angry sex is in order?



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:27:47 EST
Subject: Re: (no subject)
To: jericho@attrition.org

and i will talk abou COCK all i want COCK  COCK COCK!!!!!! COCK!!!!!!! 
fuck mulch, he is sensitive about cocks cause he prolly dont have one of 
his own!



Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:30:21 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: (no subject)

> who the hell is mulch and why did he email me i want to know damnit!
> you better start talking! i emailed him and called him names too

munge is the cock fairy of attrition. any mail that talks about cock is
likely to be intercepted by him.

now, if you talk about gobbling cock lewinsky style, then squido might get
interested in the discussion.



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:38:23 EST
Subject: imma go ta bed " big daddy"
To: jericho@attrition.org

 imma go go bed you are to much for me to handle at this hour, maybe i 
will talk to you again sometime soon.... good night



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:39:50 EST
Subject: Re: ha
To: jericho@attrition.org

lol, i have desperately needed a good laugh, so thanx, you are funny as 
hell



rom: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:42:18 EST
Subject: Re: imma go ta bed " big daddy"
To: jericho@attrition.org

before i go... want you to know u have plum turned me oooonnnnn and i will
dream about your "beyond unibrow"... oooo baby



Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:43:54 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: ha

> 17 months is a long time to me. and fishin for a new hunk?......shit,
> the last thing i want is a damn man.......well, it sounded good. and i
> wanna no how old you are... you are avoiding the question. do you have
> a unibrow? i wonder.......

i'm 29 and its a bit worse than a unibrow. it ends at each ear..



Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:44:26 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: (no subject)

> i think that mulch is playing hard to get

no, trust me. he defines the word 'slut'



Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:44:58 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To:  (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: imma go ta bed " big daddy"

NITE NITE

On Tue, 25 Mar 2003 Mmistyd13@aol.com wrote:

>  imma go go bed you are to much for me to handle at this hour, maybe i 
>  will talk to you again sometime soon.... good night



Return-Path: (munge@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: (no subject)
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 08:54:05 -0500

>>>>> "sc" == security curmudgeon  writes:

    >> who the hell is mulch and why did he email me i want to know
    >> damnit!  you better start talking! i emailed him and called him
    >> names too

    sc> munge is the cock fairy of attrition. any mail that talks
    sc> about cock is likely to be intercepted by him.

    sc> now, if you talk about gobbling cock lewinsky style, then
    sc> squido might get interested in the discussion.

    I'm chafed and ashamed.

--
I AM SWEDISH AND DROWNING AND ASKING FOR HJALP!! JA JA EIN DER TOILET



Return-Path: (munge@attrition.org)
To: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Cc: jericho@attrition.org
Subject: Re: (no subject)
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 08:55:32 -0500

>>>>> "M" == Mmistyd13   writes:

    M> and i will talk abou COCK all i want COCK COCK COCK!!!!!!
    M> COCK!!!!!!! fuck mulch, he is sensitive about cocks cause he
    M> prolly dont have one of his own!

    TALK DIRTY TO ME SAILOR

--
THIS SITE IS NOT FOR CHILDREN!! ONLY EDUCATED INTELLECTUALS WITH ATM CARDS



From: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Date: Fri, 28 Mar 2003 21:37:08 EST
Subject: hey big daddy!!!
To: jericho@attrition.org

wats up, havent spoke wit you in a while... was startin to miss ya
horribally! well, big daddy, talk to me later if your on here....


But alas, all good things must come to an end...


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