Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:03:01 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

that's what they all say...

Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:39:16 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

LOL I KNOW!!!!!!!

Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:44:06 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A/S/L?!@$?!@

ps: that wasn't grouchy, that was pure humor =(

Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:51:37 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

are you hitting on me?

Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:57:07 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>  ha ha ha, ok, so you have proven your point ... you are funny as
>  hell!
>
>  that was mean, i didnt mean it, can u ever forgive me?....i wouldnt
>  do such a thing
>      soooo.......why are you available?????????j/k


i'm available because my girlfriend likes the idea of me bringing home
cute young chicks that are clean and shaven. she said she bought duct tape
for the occasion.

so, A/S/L again plz thnx!

Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:04:47 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

> you are sick mutherf**kers, dont include me in you and your
> dominatrix's sick little plans......unless there is chains
> involved....by the way, this may sound stupid, and your gonna wonder
> where the hell i have been... but what the hell is A/S/L????????

chains are foreplay only..

and if you looked at the required reading for all AOL users, A/S/L?!@?!
(don't forget excess punctuation) should be part of your standard
vocabulary.

Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:28:41 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

> look... dont get smart...again, just tell me what it means, so that i
> dont have to sit and look it up, because i have read no such of a
> thing, is it so hard for you to say "A/S/L means this..." no it isnt,
> you were just starting to open up to me, and now this...you are an
> asshole. and i dont particularly care for you. you...you...chain
> packin freak.

A/S/L = Anal/Swallow/Llamas .. it's a shortcut to find out your sexual
preferences.

Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:29:24 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

> o yeah... and what makes you think i am a young chick???? i could be
> old as hell

"misty" just has that barely legal but still wears a school girl outfit
sound to it.

and if that isn't the truth, DONT YOU DARE RUIN THE JERK MATERIAL I HAVE
IN MIND THANKS

Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:37:17 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: figured it out!!!

> age sex location... now why did you put all those damn marks??? that
> was unnecessary., and stop being filthy, i have bitched more at you in
> the past little bit than i have at any man i have ever had, i feel

you've barely bitched at me. i am obviously failing in my goal..

> sorry for your girlfreind, bet she's gotta bitch alot at your ass.and

yeah, but she bitches because i'm a tease and won't put out.

> stop taking so long to reply... and stay off those damn porn sights...

nonono, that is her on the porn sites.

Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:39:28 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: nosy ass

> i live in tennessee, am 22 and i am a WOMAN...and yes by birth, now do
> you also need my social security number, mothers maiden name, anything
> else you can think of?

nope. 93% of people claiming to be "girls" online really aren't.

and hell, mother's maiden name .. when you didnt give YOUR name? jeez!

Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:57:04 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To:  (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
bcc: Munge (munge@attrition.org)

> those statistics arent right 60% is prolly over stating the
> percentage,do i sence homophobic tendancies? dont worry you arent

no, if i need a dose of cock i can just e-mail munge@attrition.org

> speaking to a man 4 sure!  i am all woman, which you prolly couldnt
> tell from the looks of my chest...  but i guess i will be thankful for
> what i got... (mesquito bites) do you feel sorry for me?

80% or 93% doesn't matter. you are a 14 year old boy no doubt

Return-Path: (munge@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: ha
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:15:16 -0500

>> those statistics arent right 60% is prolly over stating the
    >> percentage,do i sence homophobic tendancies? dont worry you
    >> arent

    sc> no, if i need a dose of cock i can just e-mail
    sc> munge@attrition.org

    YOU RING??

    >> speaking to a man 4 sure!  i am all woman, which you prolly
    >> couldnt tell from the looks of my chest...  but i guess i will
    >> be thankful for what i got... (mesquito bites) do you feel
    >> sorry for me?

    sc> 80% or 93% doesn't matter. you are a 14 year old boy no doubt

    What are the odds?

    cheers,

    munge

Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:25:40 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: ha

> awful late, kinda sleepy. i just got out of a long relationship, ended 
about

if you are 22, it couldn't be that long of one =)

> computer much, have the past 3 or 4 nights, cause i have been bored, 
prolly

FISHING FOR A NEW HUNK?!

Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:26:09 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: (no subject)

> you son of a b**ch,

this mean angry sex is in order?

Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:30:21 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: (no subject)

> who the hell is mulch and why did he email me i want to know damnit!
> you better start talking! i emailed him and called him names too

munge is the cock fairy of attrition. any mail that talks about cock is
likely to be intercepted by him.

now, if you talk about gobbling cock lewinsky style, then squido might get
interested in the discussion.

Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:43:54 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: ha

> 17 months is a long time to me. and fishin for a new hunk?......shit,
> the last thing i want is a damn man.......well, it sounded good. and i
> wanna no how old you are... you are avoiding the question. do you have
> a unibrow? i wonder.......

i'm 29 and its a bit worse than a unibrow. it ends at each ear..

Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:44:26 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: (no subject)

> i think that mulch is playing hard to get

no, trust me. he defines the word 'slut'

Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:44:58 -0500 (EST)
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To:  (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: imma go ta bed " big daddy"

NITE NITE

On Tue, 25 Mar 2003 Mmistyd13@aol.com wrote:

>  imma go go bed you are to much for me to handle at this hour, maybe i 
>  will talk to you again sometime soon.... good night

Return-Path: (munge@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: (Mmistyd13@aol.com)
Subject: Re: (no subject)
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 08:54:05 -0500

>>>>> "sc" == security curmudgeon  writes:

    >> who the hell is mulch and why did he email me i want to know
    >> damnit!  you better start talking! i emailed him and called him
    >> names too

    sc> munge is the cock fairy of attrition. any mail that talks
    sc> about cock is likely to be intercepted by him.

    sc> now, if you talk about gobbling cock lewinsky style, then
    sc> squido might get interested in the discussion.

    I'm chafed and ashamed.

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Return-Path: (munge@attrition.org)
To: Mmistyd13@aol.com
Cc: jericho@attrition.org
Subject: Re: (no subject)
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 08:55:32 -0500

>>>>> "M" == Mmistyd13   writes:

    M> and i will talk abou COCK all i want COCK COCK COCK!!!!!!
    M> COCK!!!!!!! fuck mulch, he is sensitive about cocks cause he
    M> prolly dont have one of his own!

    TALK DIRTY TO ME SAILOR

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