From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Date: Fri, 17 Jun 2005 09:32:20 -0400 (EDT)
To: amir (donjapuharska@yahoo.com)
Subject: Re: your mail

: i was browsing online and saw that you might be able to get my account
: back.  i can't log into my yahoo account, and when i created it i didn't
: want to give them my address, so i just put in a random address.
:
: i called their help desk 3 times, they won't change it, and i can't do
: it online.

i firmly believe you should stalk them. seriously..

quit your job, move to their home town, learn about their staff and
business practices.. follow them to/from work, learn their routines,
where they eat and drink beer.. sneak into their bedroom, defile their
bedroom, and soil their underwear. call them at all hours, put dead
animals in their kitchen, show up at the worst times in their lives.
eventually confront them and threaten them with a sharp knife, include a
bunch of dramatic words and such, just like I see in the movies.

OH, make sure you videotape all of this and send it to the networks so
they can make a good made-for-tv movie out of it.