From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: CelebNYC@aol.com
Date: Sat, 2 Oct 2004 04:58:17 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: Hey...

: my name is Adrian my gf once asked u if u can hack into my password for
: free.. the old screen name use to be mdntstar5, her screen name was
: (Trickacebrat)  remember..?  any ways that time when u told her that i
: probably am looking for knew girls cause girls as untrusting as her
: drive guys away... well thanx..  she dumped me cause of that little
: lingo u told her.i never thot of cheating on her, she meant the world to
: me and now my world is gone.....

You are better off without her. She not only didn't trust you at all, she
had such little faith in you that she turned to a complete stranger and
solicited them to engage in felony computer crime. She committed a felony
just by asking me to break into the e-mail account. That is plain stupid.

Really, is that the kind of girl you want to be with?

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: CelebNYC@aol.com
Date: Sat, 2 Oct 2004 05:04:39 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: Hey...

: fuck crime ill go 2 jail 4 her.. u dont understand lol she ment the
: world 2 me!!!!! yes she is all! I WANT

Expect and demand better in a person you give your love to.

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: CelebNYC@aol.com
Date: Sat, 2 Oct 2004 05:13:57 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: ?

: y did she choose 2 go 2 u in the 1st place.... what r u like some kinda
: computer geek or something..?

Nah, nothing like that. She just recognized a real man when she saw one.
Tough breaks 4 u d00d.

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: CelebNYC@aol.com
Date: Sat, 2 Oct 2004 05:19:00 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: ;-)

: what r u like 13, 4' foot 8, 82 pounds, with glasses the size of your ass
: cheeks LMAO             "GO FUCK YOUR SELF GEEK!!!!!!!!!"

Oh my you are so clever.

Let me guess, up late wondering which of your old friends your
ex-girlfriend is letting pound her in the ass?

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: CelebNYC@aol.com
Date: Sat, 2 Oct 2004 05:28:08 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: ;-)

: y r u up so late?.. oh yea its not a school night so ur ugly ass mom
: turned the parental control off, right?  lol

Does AOL give you cluebags lessons on being babbling six year olds before
using e-mail? Does it not occur to you when you read my mail and then
your own, that there is a good chance you are the younger of us? That
your mail screams "i'm in sixth grade, touch me again mommy" and my mails
do not?

Your ex-girlfriend doesn't trust you. After seeing your mail I can see why
she wouldn't, as you have an inability to display any level of
intelligence. Dumb guys do dumb things, like cheat on them. So, quit
dragging your knuckles when you walk, learn to breathe through your nose
and shut the fuck up. You are boring.

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: CelebNYC@aol.com
Date: Sat, 2 Oct 2004 05:28:47 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: (no subject)

: stick ur lil going postal site up ur tiny ass, GEEK!!!!!  LOL

After I do that, i'll make sure I update it with your mails.