From: From DInca Alexandru (nonrelated@k.ro) To: staff@attrition.org Date: Mon, 06 Jan 2003 00:04:20 +0200 Subject: The lamer faq?!! This one goes out to all those teach me how to questions: 1.Crack my girlfriend's Hotmail account. 2.Crack some friend's server because he bother's me. 3.Get some credit card numbers from some server. 4.Etc... Don't you motherfuckers ever learn that no hacker will EVER in your fucking miserable life answer you to those kind of questions?Now you're gonna ask , why because I want to learn? Well I am gonna answer you for them cause I am quite sick of you stupid assholes. First of all because it's illegal, and the next 10000 reasons are bellow so keep reading. Hackers hate stupid people , stupid questions. Your next question will be, but why , cracking into a server it's serious business , isn't it?Yes it is but not to you, you idiots. Cracking into another computer requires A LOT OF KNOWLEDGE you dump fucks. What the hell do you think that being a hacker all it takes are just some default passwords that you enter at your stupid DOS prompts and you're in?Can't you see how idiotic that sounds? You think that this is some kind of a movie where after 5 minutes of typing the hero says ,I'm in? It's nothing like that.I'll tell you what a hacker is:a hacker is someone who has no life, who learns and reads all the time and that when you motherfuckers go to parties they are at home studying ,learning what a CGI is, how a web server works busting their heads against the wall learning C, Perl, Python,Expect or some other language, and after 10, 15 years of learning they've become what they are today but today here comes miss Daisy asking them , hey can you tell me how to get in to my girlfriend's Yahoo account cause I think she's cheating on me with the milkman or whatever? Now after all those nights that you lost in front of your monitor what would you say to a person like that? No wonder you get flamed all the time. Instead try going through what they've been through and then you'll realize that all that knowledge that you have it's a shame to waiste it on some dumb bitch. Don't you understand that guys like these made the Internet what it is today and stupid motherfuckers like you access it everyday without even knowing what the "three way handshake" is , but no, you have to go further , you have to go crack a server for some idiotic purpose. You know nothing about ports, SYN, ACK ,quantum crypto,ssh,one way hashes, you just want to crack something and you're wondering why these guys at attrition keep flaming me for a simple question,well these are the answers you idiots. You flame them that they don't know nothing that they are stupid because they are not answering to your questions.Try asking them some technical questions like how to make this function in C how to make this script when you have this problem , stop calling them lamers ,try maintaining a server for free like they are and provide people info for free and then start flaming them if you have the guts anymore. Now your next thought is gonna be , sure this guy is on their side. Fuck that I don't even know them ,been on their site a few times that's all but I respect smart people and know what they've been through.You think you can be like that? Then you'll be a true hacker.You admire defacers and virus writers but do you have any idea how difficult it is to write a virus to try it with all the anti virus scanners available and find out that it still triggers them and then go back to the drawing board again and make another change and try it again and again till it doesn't raise any suspicion to any of the anti viruses available and then release it in the wild, to turn that web server up and down and dig through the source for weeks maybe month to find a vuln and then spend another week or two on the shell code that has to overwrite some parts in the memory to get it to do your xterm -display my_stupid_ip:0. Do you know that Mitnick broke in to Shimomura's machine on 25.12.94 that means on Christmas , that also means that the man had no life and while you idiots were having fun with that broad that you want her mail account broken into , this guy was syn-ing Shimomura's machine and spoofing another machine. That's what a hacker is you idiots.I know hackers hate crackers but crackers have their part of the fame also in my opinion because , damn , to go through all that trouble of exploiting a vuln only on localhost it's just too god damn boring. The Zen philosophy relating to the path towards enlightenment is that there are no words to express it. So the answer to all your questions , grab a C book or tutorial from all over the net or a language of your choice and start working and we'll talk in a few years , see if you have the same stupid ideas about breaking in. And you think it's easy?Think again , cause rocket science,that's kid's stuff, computer science on the other side is the most difficult stuff in my opinion but you'll see for yourself when you'll spent a few month just to understand what a packet is how it get's routed through the Internet what's it's header about and what a hell are those IP ID's and CRC's in the header and what a fuck is an ICMP and why the hell do you have ports 12345 ,31337 open on your win box. Sorry to dissapoint you but you don't want to be a hacker you are just gonna spend the remaining years of your miserable life begging other people for a bar of chocolate that you just don't know how to unwrap.And stop calling the feds stupid you assholes cause the feds have some software that you never even heard about like the Magic Lantern and Carnivore and the NSA already breaks 60 bits encryption you dump fucks , but they do it because they have great assholes like you delivering the coffee and pizza to their programmers :). A word of advice : never underestimate them cause people 10000 smarter then you did and found out they were wrong. Later boys and girls , much later for you.
