Followup to http://www.attrition.org/postal/z/023/0365.html

From: Devintalla333@aol.com
To: jericho@attrition.org
Date: Mon, 3 Jun 2002 16:14:29 EDT
Subject: re http://www.attrition.org/postal/z/023/0365.html 

Thanx for the public display of my response to your stupidity i am receiving 
numerous   complimentary emails, hope you get enough of a life to find some 
new outlet for your intelligence or lack there of.   later oh so didactic one 
NOT    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA 


From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Devintalla333@aol.com
Date: Tue, 4 Jun 2002 09:11:38 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: re http://www.attrition.org/postal/z/023/0365.html 

: Thanx for the public display of my response to your stupidity i am
: receiving numerous complimentary emails, hope you get enough of a life
: to find some new outlet for your intelligence or lack there of.  later
: oh so didactic one NOT
: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

e-mail stalkers are kinda neat.

can i pretend your actually cute and intelligent to help out with the
jerking?


From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: Devintalla333@aol.com
Date: Tue, 4 Jun 2002 09:28:23 -0400
Subject: Re: re http://www.attrition.org/postal/z/023/0365.html

: : Thanx for the public display of my response to your stupidity i am
: : receiving numerous complimentary emails, hope you get enough of a life
: : to find some new outlet for your intelligence or lack there of.  later
: : oh so didactic one NOT
: : HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I LOVE IT WHEN FUCKTARDS USE 'DIDACTIC' IN EMAIL.

: e-mail stalkers are kinda neat.
: 
: can i pretend your actually cute and intelligent to help out with the
: jerking?

DUDE, FORGET HAND CREAM, TRY SUAVE.

-- 
Moral indignation is a technique used to endow the
idiot with dignity. -Marshall MacLuhan


From: Devintalla333@aol.com
To: jericho@attrition.org
Date: Tue, 4 Jun 2002 11:30:29 EDT
Subject: Re: re http://www.attrition.org/postal/z/023/0365.html 

maybe one day when u evolve into some from of humanoid u can actually find 
some help for your sexual deviance and maybe u will one day climb up the 
ladder of life enuff to come close to the bottom of my shoes but that is 
definitely as close as your dna strand will allow, thank your parents for the 
entertainment they have provided me with and isnt it to bad u dont see the 
joke except when you look in the mirror 


From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: Devintalla333@aol.com
Cc: Criminals (staff@attrition.org)
Date: 04 Jun 2002 11:52:45 -0400
Subject: (barbie voice)Punctuation is HARD(/barbie voice)

Devintalla333@aol.com writes:

: wow u can actually respond with some form of seemingly intelligent commentary 
: and sorry for using words you have to look up in the dictionary most of the 
: ppl i exchange mail with have a slightly higher than average SIT score but it 
: is obvious that it would be an improvement for you to score as well as a lab 
: rat.                                                                        
: have a nice day fruitloop    

ITYM "SAT" score, you scary email stalker and Mensa candidate.

Catch you back at the monkey bars!

munge


From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Devintalla333@aol.com
Date: Tue, 4 Jun 2002 11:56:42 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: re http://www.attrition.org/postal/z/023/0365.html 

: maybe one day when u evolve into some from of humanoid u can actually
: find some help for your sexual deviance and maybe u will one day climb
: up the ladder of life enuff to come close to the bottom of my shoes but
: that is definitely as close as your dna strand will allow, thank your
: parents for the entertainment they have provided me with and isnt it to
: bad u dont see the joke except when you look in the mirror

So like, when i'm done with my furious jerk session.. can I sodomize you
with a grammar book? Or beat you with some punctuation?


From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
Cc: Devintalla333@aol.com, Criminals (staff@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 4 Jun 2002 11:58:15 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: (barbie voice)Punctuation is HARD(/barbie voice)


On 4 Jun 2002, Small Grey wrote:

: Devintalla333@aol.com writes:
: 
: : wow u can actually respond with some form of seemingly intelligent commentary 
: : and sorry for using words you have to look up in the dictionary most of the 
: : ppl i exchange mail with have a slightly higher than average SIT score but it 
: : is obvious that it would be an improvement for you to score as well as a lab 
: : rat.                                                                        
: : have a nice day fruitloop    
: 
: ITYM "SAT" score, you scary email stalker and Mensa candidate.
: 
: Catch you back at the monkey bars!

Math lesson of the day:

AOL - punctuation + SAT reference = high school kidiot


From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: Devintalla333@aol.com
Cc: Criminals (staff@attrition.org)
Date: 04 Jun 2002 12:01:24 -0400
Subject: Re: (barbie voice)Punctuation is HARD(/barbie voice)

Devintalla333@aol.com writes:

: actually the test that is taken to qualify for mensa is the SIT               
: moronnie and why bother with puctuation when i am only playin games with an 
: obvious mental midget, nice try lonely guy or is it rainman :):):):):)

I HATE IT WHEN I WRONG AND MENSA PEOPLE PULL HOOD OVER HEAD

YAR!

LONELY RAINMAN CRYING,

m~

PS CAN WE BE FRIENDS???
   IF YES, SEND STILTS!


From: Devintalla333@aol.com
To: jericho@attrition.org
Date: Tue, 4 Jun 2002 11:59:44 EDT
Subject: Re: re http://www.attrition.org/postal/z/023/0365.html 

boy you are fun glad you are not even worthy of much more than this playtime 
what was that by the way mr spellcheck i doubt very seriously if your 
vocabulay even comes close esp since you are seeing mistakes that dont exist 
hope to see your punk ass in person sometime so i can prove my superiority in 
every possible way  and oh what great joy it will bring me to remove yet 
another example of why the human race is constantly devolving


From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: Devintalla333@aol.com
Cc: Criminals (staff@attrition.org)
Date: 04 Jun 2002 12:05:30 -0400
Subject: Re: (barbie voice)Punctuation is HARD(/barbie voice)

Devintalla333@aol.com writes:

: oh you forgot to mention anything about your incessant masterbation oooooops 
: you are slippin maybe you should try playing with someone who isnt so 
: obviously superior to you 

Dear Devintalla,

  PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T EXPOSE ME.
  I'M IN TEARS HERE.

PS- HUMMUS DOESN'T WORK WELL AS A JERK LOTION,
    PLEASE SEND GRAPHITE LUBE INSTEAD.  AND
    TONER CARTRIDGES.


From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Devintalla333@aol.com
Cc: Heathens (staff@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 4 Jun 2002 12:06:04 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: re http://www.attrition.org/postal/z/023/0365.html 

: boy you are fun glad you are not even worthy of much more than this
: playtime what was that by the way mr spellcheck i doubt very seriously
: if your vocabulay even comes close esp since you are seeing mistakes
: that dont exist hope to see your punk ass in person sometime so i can
: prove my superiority in every possible way and oh what great joy it will
: bring me to remove yet another example of why the human race is
: constantly devolving

You don't think you make mistakes?

Thanks for making it abundantly clear why AOL'rs get the reputation they
do. I'm sorry, I can no longer jerk off to you. 


Signed,
Mr. Unhappy

p.s. some day you will learn the real value of being "mensa". ranks right
up there between "worthless" and "bahahha"


From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Date: 04 Jun 2002 12:30:05 -0400
Subject: Re: re http://www.attrition.org/postal/z/023/0365.html

security curmudgeon  writes:

: hehe yep! figured the taunt factor was good on this one 

[...]

Proposed title: "One Man Genius Show: one man, one hose, two nozzles"
or "One Man Mensa Parade" or....



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