Going Postal

From: Johnson Cheru (johnsccin@yahoo.com)
To: jericho@attrition.org
Date: Thu, 26 Dec 2002 23:20:11 -0800 (PST)
Subject: no reply received

Dear sir,

I regret to inform you that there is not at all any
reply to my mail dt:14-11.2002 from your good end.

A reminder was also sent to you on 16-11-02.

kindly reply.

This letter is to reach MR.BILL GATES.

Thankink you and awaiting an early reply from your
end,

With regards johnson.

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Johnson Cheru (johnsccin@yahoo.com)
Date: Fri, 27 Dec 2002 03:52:24 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: no reply received

: Dear sir,
:
: I regret to inform you that there is not at all any reply to my mail
: dt:14-11.2002 from your good end.

You are an insignificant plebian.

: A reminder was also sent to you on 16-11-02.

You do your dates all backwards too.

: This letter is to reach MR.BILL GATES.

I am Bill Gates.. but you can call me god.

: Thankink you and awaiting an early reply from your end,
:
: With regards johnson.

johnson, as in penis?