From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Emelyinhawaii@aol.com
Cc: dragonrider96778@Yahoo.com
Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2003 14:28:13 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: please cancel my account

: Please cancel my aol account effective tomarrow, 3-7-03.  Thank you
: for the free trial, but I think I will go with another company.  It is
: a drag that when I try to look up things I always get messages 502
: that say there are too many people looking at that page.  Maybe you
: just have too many customers already.

No, the 502 error message indicates that since you are not a paying
member, you are considered a lesser person. Our paying customers naturally
have priority over freeloaders such as yourself.

If you would like to actually pay for our service instead of mooching like
the homeless guys do with our french fries, I bet you'd enjoy the service
considerably more.

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Emelyinhawaii@aol.com
Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2003 19:11:21 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: please cancel my account

: Well I am glad I'm cancelling this account because you don't want
: mooching freeloaders as customers.  I might have reconsider my options
: after finding out that paying customers have fewer problems, but I
: definatly want to cancel after the rude e-mail you sent me.

Good. You freeloading scum are the bane of legitimate businesses
everywhere. You are the cause of high prices, slow service and poor
employee disposition. When you aren't out panhandling and being a burden
to the public, feel free to quit using our service.

I liked it better when customers remembered they had no rights.