From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: Joe Smitherman (joedude@m-net.arbornet.org)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Sun, 21 Oct 2001 12:53:55 -0600 (MDT)
Subject: Re: about Your Sight.

On Sun, 21 Oct 2001, Joe Smitherman wrote: 

: if 1 of you can answr in spanich do... 
: 
: i don't get what ur sight is about. you dis down on the destroyers
: hackers. but you also have a "we are evil cool peoplee" attitde. are you
: like "bad", or "good", or just shit on a websight? 

You wanna know who I am?  I'll tell you who I am!  I'm the Silicon
Cul-De-Sac of telecommunications!  I'm the first, last and ONLY
multi-tasking mutant!  I infected JHVH-1's mainframe with the SLACK Virus
and sold 'em another copy as a viral purger!  Yeah baby, I'm crawling with
computer bugs!  I eat hackers for breakfast and crap pure assembler code
before lunch!  I put the HEX in hexadecimal!  I think in binary and speak
& write in 7 different languages, none of which I understand!  Miles Dyson
was my kinda guy!  I NEVER read the documentation!  I whiffread programs
and re-write the code in my pipe-dreams!  I don't need peripherals!  I am
my own goddamn hard drive!  End users kiss my anal pucker just to get a
feel of my RAM!  My joystick makes all video games obsolete!  I don't need
a surge protector!  I spike voltage for shits and giggles!  Let the
Pinkboys play with their floppies!  My animal magnetism wipes their data
disks every time!  I back myself up 10 times a second!  I threw God into
an endless loop a millennia ago!  Christianity is still trying to explain
that one away!  They don't know that the Bible was a half-assed attempt at
a user's manual!  KREEEEEE-GAH!!  I'm the hackmaster behind getting the
Dobbshead on the Slackless Atari!  IBM gets its best ideas from my worst
designs!  The System 360 was my idea of running in a circle!  Yi!!  Yi!! 
I forced the Con into merging IBM and Macintosh!  Why do you think they
call their operating system PINK?? Just try to send me your trojans!  Come
on!  Try to crash me!  I'll change your high voltage probe into a short
circuit!  There isn't a dataprocessing chip with a throat large enough for
my wang!  "Stick disk #3 in the drive," they say!  "Hell, I'll cram the
WHOLE DAMN BOX of 'em in if I want!" I say!  Yi!!  Yi!!  I'm BEYOND
artificial intelligence!  I'm the mother of the first and only Slackputer! 
I taught it the value of SexHurt!  It connects to anything and blows fuses
for a cheap thrill!  When the Pink ones asked it "Is there a God?", my
baby replied, "There is NOW!" The Con asked me how to merge silicon with
living beings!  "Go pound sand up your ass with a mallet!" I said!  Now
upload that
 
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