From: Paul Dinardo (duo@ya-horror.com)
To: root@attrition.org
Date: Thu, 6 Dec 2001 12:01:37 -0800 (PST)
Subject: red box diagram

Hi there.
I was wondering if you guys at attrition could lend me a hand.  
I've been trying to find a circuit diagram of a red box.  All of 
my serches have either turned up junk or stuff on blue boxes.  
If you know a good site or irc channel could you get back to me?

Sincerely

Duo

Since "attrition.org" is widely mistaken for "google.com", we'll act like everyone's favorite search engine. If we search for four words out of your pathetic mail, such as "red box circuit diagram", using the search engine mentioned.. and we check the 7th link..

http://www.phonelosers.org/redboxtonedial.html

Wow.. seven whole links down and we found what appears to be exactly what you were after. How is that for lending a hand? Next time, can we lend you our foot so that you can put it up your ass?